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notthedavidspade.bsky.social
@notthedavidspade.bsky.social
Nothing says you're a eunuch like wearing a mask while doing your job cosplaying a federal agent except...

Shifting your base from Chicago to Charlotte before the snow falls.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Pass Interference is such a devastating call, particularly when all these #NFL wunderkind blow it, like just now in #eagles vs #lions where it was absolutely - IF ANYTHING - OPI.

#NFL should make PI reviewable, particularly in the last 5 minutes of a half. The humans are no longer capable.
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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uhhhi'mmmm dreaming of a #mahomes -less playoffs

just like the ones I used to knoooooow....

#nfl #chiefs
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
#broncos are still frauds but #chiefs - good to see they really suck and hope that #statefarm rethinks their ad budget.
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Not a fan of the virtual measurement. Taking the drama out of the chains? Nah.

Automated balls and strikes, absolutely, but this is a bridge too far. #nfl
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Watching #chiefs and #broncos. Despise both teams so already I'm a winner.
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
#seahawks loss totally on #darnold. He has reverted to Jet form.
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
more annoying color analyst - Greg Olsen or Jon Smoltz
#seahawks and #mariners fans weigh in
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Drake Maye makes it look almost too easy...

#Patriots #TNF #NFL
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Is it just me or does Aaron Glenn have that same Ben Carson stoner vibe? #jets #patriots #nfl #tnf
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Nothing more reliable than the #patriots defense not showing up for the first drive. Somebody hit Fields into the 401.
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
MLB got it wrong but my guess is there was money on it.

Judge couldn't carry his team. Cal did.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Schlossberg not calling Trump/MAGA fascist is a signal of weakness and a wormy thing worthy of Chuck Schumer backing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
MAGA are Red
Democrats are Blue

If you were in the Epstein Files
You'd hide them too

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Fuck #YouTubeTV
Fuck #Disney
Fuck #NFL

I didn't want to watch football tonight anyhow.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
@kaine.senate.gov realizing he's given his nuts and his spine away. You failed in 2016 and should've disappeared then.

Thanks for nothing
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
@schumer.senate.gov you weasel...not only step down from your leader post, but resign the senate. We deserve better, younger, stronger....
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
hey @durbin.senate.gov

Fuck off you piss ant traitor
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Guess we got spoiled by ATL-IND and NE-TB this morning. We've now returned to LV-DEN form with this horrific SD-PIT (no typo) game.

More flex more early #SNF, #TNF, #MNF, #NFL

And fix the YoutubeTV battle
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Yeah so several major Ukrainian cities are in a complete blackout right now. 0 generation from thermal plants and 0 idea when the power will be back. Just please don’t forget us
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm good if we call a quick end to the #Hollins era in New England.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Garbage #Penix shows up in OT. The Entire AFC thanks you for throwing this fraud out on the field #Falcons.
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM