DJ
@notthatrowlett.bsky.social
We all have our weaknesses. Mine involve a taste for whisky, the seven weak points in my left ventricle, and a love of soldier's wives
Marine Corp. Ball
Who's sexiest?
Who's sexiest?
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Marine Corp. Ball
Who's sexiest?
Who's sexiest?
I spent $11.00 on an Old Fashioned at Chili's. I don't know who's the asshole in this story.
October 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I spent $11.00 on an Old Fashioned at Chili's. I don't know who's the asshole in this story.
Fun fact, for no particular reason: "Hoist with his own petard" is a phrase from Shakespeare's play Hamlet, meaning that someone is harmed or defeated by their own actions or schemes, often in an ironic way.
September 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Fun fact, for no particular reason: "Hoist with his own petard" is a phrase from Shakespeare's play Hamlet, meaning that someone is harmed or defeated by their own actions or schemes, often in an ironic way.
"I don't think anyone here would deny that when you send chickens out in the morning from your barnyard, those chickens will return in the evening to your barnyard."
September 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"I don't think anyone here would deny that when you send chickens out in the morning from your barnyard, those chickens will return in the evening to your barnyard."
My 6 year old's interpretation of Starry Night. I call it Giant Yellow Dong with Spooge.
June 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My 6 year old's interpretation of Starry Night. I call it Giant Yellow Dong with Spooge.
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the secret to parenting is appearing to present a united front with your partner while subtly implying that the other one is actually the villain
March 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
the secret to parenting is appearing to present a united front with your partner while subtly implying that the other one is actually the villain
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“This is a man who would light the world on fire, so long as the flames reflected his name in the sky” - Tom Joad
March 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“This is a man who would light the world on fire, so long as the flames reflected his name in the sky” - Tom Joad
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My husband has priorities.
Headed to the beach with sunscreen, swimsuits, and a fully cooked corned beef. St. Patrick’s Day doesn’t care where you are—just that you show up prepared.
March 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My husband has priorities.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Gulf of Mexico!
March 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Gulf of Mexico!
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Goodnight, Gulf of Mexico.
March 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Goodnight, Gulf of Mexico.
Headed to the beach with sunscreen, swimsuits, and a fully cooked corned beef. St. Patrick’s Day doesn’t care where you are—just that you show up prepared.
March 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Headed to the beach with sunscreen, swimsuits, and a fully cooked corned beef. St. Patrick’s Day doesn’t care where you are—just that you show up prepared.
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My four year old is in the backseat on the way home singing a song with one verse, "Fuck is a bad word." He is on verse 20-something. Parenting win!
March 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My four year old is in the backseat on the way home singing a song with one verse, "Fuck is a bad word." He is on verse 20-something. Parenting win!
Woke up. Took personal and professional inventory. Realized my coffee was cold and that felt like a fitting metaphor for life. #TheFutilityOfItAll #WhyBother
February 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Woke up. Took personal and professional inventory. Realized my coffee was cold and that felt like a fitting metaphor for life. #TheFutilityOfItAll #WhyBother
Anyone know what bird this is?
December 19, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Anyone know what bird this is?
I accept that we're living the plot of Idiocracy, but the premise of Zoolander, too?
December 10, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I accept that we're living the plot of Idiocracy, but the premise of Zoolander, too?
Our friend Alise snapped the perfect Christmas photo of our 3 beautiful kids, and my heart is so full! They’ve grown so much this year, and seeing their smiles under the twinkling lights is everything.
December 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Our friend Alise snapped the perfect Christmas photo of our 3 beautiful kids, and my heart is so full! They’ve grown so much this year, and seeing their smiles under the twinkling lights is everything.
Crispy skin demands commitment. This is either peak culinary dedication or a cry for help. 🦃🥃 #ThanksgivingPrep
November 27, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Crispy skin demands commitment. This is either peak culinary dedication or a cry for help. 🦃🥃 #ThanksgivingPrep
Started the day with a pre-Thanksgiving breakfast date with my favorite person—just me and my baby. Coffee and a quiet moment together before the holiday chaos begins. Feeling grateful for her and this life we’ve built.
November 27, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Started the day with a pre-Thanksgiving breakfast date with my favorite person—just me and my baby. Coffee and a quiet moment together before the holiday chaos begins. Feeling grateful for her and this life we’ve built.
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New to Bluesky. Genuine question: do we call the profile picture our Skeet Face?
November 23, 2024 at 5:44 PM
New to Bluesky. Genuine question: do we call the profile picture our Skeet Face?
I've only been on Bluesky for a few days, and somehow my feed is overflowing with foxes and mushrooms. I never cared much about foxes or mushrooms before, but now I'm oddly attached—and deeply afraid some mysterious algorithm might swoop in and steal them away.
November 23, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I've only been on Bluesky for a few days, and somehow my feed is overflowing with foxes and mushrooms. I never cared much about foxes or mushrooms before, but now I'm oddly attached—and deeply afraid some mysterious algorithm might swoop in and steal them away.
Bluesky posts are called 'skeets'? Cool, cool. Just trying to reconcile that with what 'skeet' meant when I was 13. Skeet, skeet, skeet!
November 23, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Bluesky posts are called 'skeets'? Cool, cool. Just trying to reconcile that with what 'skeet' meant when I was 13. Skeet, skeet, skeet!
Starting fresh here on Bluesky! I’m a busy parent of three (including a baby!) and work in higher ed. Looking forward to connecting, learning, and maybe finding a little inspiration in between the chaos. What’s your favorite thing about this space?
November 21, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Starting fresh here on Bluesky! I’m a busy parent of three (including a baby!) and work in higher ed. Looking forward to connecting, learning, and maybe finding a little inspiration in between the chaos. What’s your favorite thing about this space?