j_lo
@notthatjlo.bsky.social
“Wrong life cannot be lived rightly.”
I’m just like you
Just not as cool
I gazed a gazeless stare
At all the millions here
I must have died alone
A long, long time ago
Don’t you ever tame your demons
But always keep em on a leash
I’m just like you
Just not as cool
I gazed a gazeless stare
At all the millions here
I must have died alone
A long, long time ago
Don’t you ever tame your demons
But always keep em on a leash
Reposted by j_lo
We don’t need a bigger military. We need a civilian work corps to update existing infrastructure and build new infrastructure, new houses, new towns, new cities. We need jobs, we need healthcare, we need houses.
January 8, 2026 at 2:07 PM
We don’t need a bigger military. We need a civilian work corps to update existing infrastructure and build new infrastructure, new houses, new towns, new cities. We need jobs, we need healthcare, we need houses.
“Are you better off now than you were four years ago” is not a useful question when reality is optional
January 8, 2026 at 1:55 PM
“Are you better off now than you were four years ago” is not a useful question when reality is optional
I can only oppose the tyrannical government that is now murdering citizens in the street in broad daylight if we do it on a Saturday and if we can be done by five. I don’t want it taking up my whole weekend, gotta be back at work bright and early Monday morning.
January 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I can only oppose the tyrannical government that is now murdering citizens in the street in broad daylight if we do it on a Saturday and if we can be done by five. I don’t want it taking up my whole weekend, gotta be back at work bright and early Monday morning.
Weird seeing the different takes on Walz putting the NG on standby.
January 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Weird seeing the different takes on Walz putting the NG on standby.
Should be obvious to everyone now that Noem is a terrorist, that ICE is a terrorist organization full of trigger-happy traitors with no regard for anything except getting paid.
It clearly isn’t obvious, judging by the socials. But it should be.
It clearly isn’t obvious, judging by the socials. But it should be.
January 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Should be obvious to everyone now that Noem is a terrorist, that ICE is a terrorist organization full of trigger-happy traitors with no regard for anything except getting paid.
It clearly isn’t obvious, judging by the socials. But it should be.
It clearly isn’t obvious, judging by the socials. But it should be.
This place needs a system where for every five serious posts you make you have to post one complete non-sequitur or joke or cat pic or something
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
This place needs a system where for every five serious posts you make you have to post one complete non-sequitur or joke or cat pic or something
“Things have to get worse before they can get better.”
Oh, honey.
Things can just keep getting worse—forever.
Oh, honey.
Things can just keep getting worse—forever.
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
“Things have to get worse before they can get better.”
Oh, honey.
Things can just keep getting worse—forever.
Oh, honey.
Things can just keep getting worse—forever.
Today I have determined that gravity is no longer real.
What’s more, it never was real.
What we perceive as gravity is actually a vast conspiracy perpetrated on the human race by Big Iron.
That iron in your blood? Big Iron put it there.
They’ve been colluding with Big Magnet.
Open your eyes!
What’s more, it never was real.
What we perceive as gravity is actually a vast conspiracy perpetrated on the human race by Big Iron.
That iron in your blood? Big Iron put it there.
They’ve been colluding with Big Magnet.
Open your eyes!
January 7, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Today I have determined that gravity is no longer real.
What’s more, it never was real.
What we perceive as gravity is actually a vast conspiracy perpetrated on the human race by Big Iron.
That iron in your blood? Big Iron put it there.
They’ve been colluding with Big Magnet.
Open your eyes!
What’s more, it never was real.
What we perceive as gravity is actually a vast conspiracy perpetrated on the human race by Big Iron.
That iron in your blood? Big Iron put it there.
They’ve been colluding with Big Magnet.
Open your eyes!
Man at this point we better hope AI never achieves sentience.
It’s being trained on brainrot by brainrotted people to do brainrot things.
All these grand sci fi justifications for why AI might rise up… what if it just decides to destroy the human race for luls as the ultimate brainrot troll move?
It’s being trained on brainrot by brainrotted people to do brainrot things.
All these grand sci fi justifications for why AI might rise up… what if it just decides to destroy the human race for luls as the ultimate brainrot troll move?
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Man at this point we better hope AI never achieves sentience.
It’s being trained on brainrot by brainrotted people to do brainrot things.
All these grand sci fi justifications for why AI might rise up… what if it just decides to destroy the human race for luls as the ultimate brainrot troll move?
It’s being trained on brainrot by brainrotted people to do brainrot things.
All these grand sci fi justifications for why AI might rise up… what if it just decides to destroy the human race for luls as the ultimate brainrot troll move?
Star Wars became bad the very second Phantom Menace vomited midichlorians into the lore and I’ll die on that hill
January 7, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Star Wars became bad the very second Phantom Menace vomited midichlorians into the lore and I’ll die on that hill
No more “teetering on the brink,” we aren’t teetering on anything, at this point the people who say we’re “teetering on the brink” are just in denial about how fast the ground is rushing up at us
January 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
No more “teetering on the brink,” we aren’t teetering on anything, at this point the people who say we’re “teetering on the brink” are just in denial about how fast the ground is rushing up at us
“The English language is evil because of its vibrational frequency” wow I hit my quota for internet stupidity early today
January 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
“The English language is evil because of its vibrational frequency” wow I hit my quota for internet stupidity early today
Idealism is fine for dreaming but very bad for getting anything done.
January 6, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Idealism is fine for dreaming but very bad for getting anything done.
I don’t know why people like Ciri so much that they want her to be the protagonist in a whole trilogy of games and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
January 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I don’t know why people like Ciri so much that they want her to be the protagonist in a whole trilogy of games and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
Looking back, we entered the bad timeline because of Zack Snyder.
It all started with Sucker Punch. As soon as that horrible movie hit theaters it was curtains for the human race.
This is just the long slow goodbye.
It all started with Sucker Punch. As soon as that horrible movie hit theaters it was curtains for the human race.
This is just the long slow goodbye.
January 6, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Looking back, we entered the bad timeline because of Zack Snyder.
It all started with Sucker Punch. As soon as that horrible movie hit theaters it was curtains for the human race.
This is just the long slow goodbye.
It all started with Sucker Punch. As soon as that horrible movie hit theaters it was curtains for the human race.
This is just the long slow goodbye.
I think the real lesson in all this is that it’s okay to commit crimes as long as you say “it’s okay, I’m the good guy in all this” over and over while you do it
January 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I think the real lesson in all this is that it’s okay to commit crimes as long as you say “it’s okay, I’m the good guy in all this” over and over while you do it
This is probably a good time to be an arms dealer.
But like, is there ever really a bad time?
But like, is there ever really a bad time?
January 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
This is probably a good time to be an arms dealer.
But like, is there ever really a bad time?
But like, is there ever really a bad time?
They kill over 100 people daily in the US.
They facilitate crime.
They contribute to a number of health problems.
It’s time to outlaw cars.
They facilitate crime.
They contribute to a number of health problems.
It’s time to outlaw cars.
January 5, 2026 at 2:50 PM
They kill over 100 people daily in the US.
They facilitate crime.
They contribute to a number of health problems.
It’s time to outlaw cars.
They facilitate crime.
They contribute to a number of health problems.
It’s time to outlaw cars.
Karma isn’t real, there’s no eternal punishment waiting for bad people, there’s only random chance and the actions we take in this life.
January 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Karma isn’t real, there’s no eternal punishment waiting for bad people, there’s only random chance and the actions we take in this life.
Reposted by j_lo
You can’t report illegal acts because you don’t want to compromise them being carried out is an interesting take, if true
NYT, WaPo learned of the secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin but held off publishing what they had at the administration's request to avoid endangering US troops
January 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
You can’t report illegal acts because you don’t want to compromise them being carried out is an interesting take, if true
“Averse” and “adverse” are different words with different meanings. Words mean things. That’s all.
January 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
“Averse” and “adverse” are different words with different meanings. Words mean things. That’s all.
I love Psych but remaking “Cloudy with a Chance of Murder” and having the remake be worse than the original in nearly every conceivable way (the video quality was better) was…a choice.
You chose this as the worst episode? Really? How, like out of a hat?
You chose this as the worst episode? Really? How, like out of a hat?
January 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I love Psych but remaking “Cloudy with a Chance of Murder” and having the remake be worse than the original in nearly every conceivable way (the video quality was better) was…a choice.
You chose this as the worst episode? Really? How, like out of a hat?
You chose this as the worst episode? Really? How, like out of a hat?
Nero didn’t really fiddle while Rome burned.
But the real question is, would he have posted hundreds of conspiracy theories and AI slop posts while Rome burned if he could have?
But the real question is, would he have posted hundreds of conspiracy theories and AI slop posts while Rome burned if he could have?
January 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Nero didn’t really fiddle while Rome burned.
But the real question is, would he have posted hundreds of conspiracy theories and AI slop posts while Rome burned if he could have?
But the real question is, would he have posted hundreds of conspiracy theories and AI slop posts while Rome burned if he could have?
I just thought reality tv was going to destroy us culturally. Honestly did not predict that it was going to literally destroy the country.
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I just thought reality tv was going to destroy us culturally. Honestly did not predict that it was going to literally destroy the country.
I got a random death threat this morning.
2026, already off to a great start.
2026, already off to a great start.
January 1, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I got a random death threat this morning.
2026, already off to a great start.
2026, already off to a great start.