Michelle DesRosiers (she/they)
nottaunicorn.bsky.social
Michelle DesRosiers (she/they)
@nottaunicorn.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️👩‍👦‍👦Queer, relationship anarchist , mamma
✊🏿🧡 BLM, ECM
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸#freepalestine
👩‍💼Tech industry COO
🕹️🎮👾 Gamer
Some things I heard kiddo say in the other room to his friends while I was in a Roblox game with him that made me smile :

“Ohhhh they got so cooked! Dude, that was my MOM!!”

“My mom is really good at passing in this game.”

“She’s played this twice and has more goals than you.” 🔥
April 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
So awesome to see @adamconover.net live and he gave a shout out to my kiddos. Thank you! 🥹
January 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Reposted by Michelle DesRosiers (she/they)
"Masculine Energy"
January 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Well , Dragonage is sure helping me get through my Baldur’s Gate withdrawals 🤣
January 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Well , I’ll be damned. I finished Baldur’s Gate 3 and couldn’t fathom replaying it after invested almost 200 hours into it. After chatting with a friend today about his character, now I’m intrigued about another run through would be like 😆
December 8, 2024 at 12:26 AM
❤️
November 27, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Reposted by Michelle DesRosiers (she/they)
Government: we found aliens.

Everyone: just fix the housing crises!!!!
a close up of a person covering their face with their finger .
ALT: a close up of a person covering their face with their finger .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Reposted by Michelle DesRosiers (she/they)
My resume may say “proficient in Microsoft Office” but the truth is, without a little paper clip mansplaining everything to me every step of the way, that proficiency does not ✨exist✨
November 19, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Reposted by Michelle DesRosiers (she/they)
might go a lil wild and only be attracted to people who are emotionally available and show a genuine interest in me
November 19, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Reposted by Michelle DesRosiers (she/they)
After being in the ICU in critical condition, it is now being reported that Lebanese footballer Celine Haidar has died from the head injuries sustained in the IDF strike.

Football: Lebanese National Team Player Celine Haidar Injured in Israeli Strike

thisisbeirut.com.lb/articles/130...
November 17, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Reposted by Michelle DesRosiers (she/they)
open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Reposted by Michelle DesRosiers (she/they)
📸🤣
November 17, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Reposted by Michelle DesRosiers (she/they)
There is no greater hell on this earth than a smoke alarm that is low on battery.
November 16, 2024 at 7:56 PM
One thing that I am grateful for and don’t take for granted as a parent of teens is when they want to share their world and enjoy spending time with you. Freely. Without obligation. It is truly a gift. ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Now they have 71! It’s safe!
I really wanna follow @safeslut.bsky.social but they have 69 followers right now (nice) and I don’t wanna be that person 🤣
cold sores are herpes!
November 16, 2024 at 8:20 PM
I really wanna follow @safeslut.bsky.social but they have 69 followers right now (nice) and I don’t wanna be that person 🤣
cold sores are herpes!
November 16, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Reposted by Michelle DesRosiers (she/they)
If the 1600s townspeople wouldn’t have at least *slightly* suspected you of being a witch, I’m just not sure we’d vibe?
November 16, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Reposted by Michelle DesRosiers (she/they)
I need one of those breweries with like a hundred things on tap but for different kinds of soup. A stewery if you will.
November 16, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Fave Video Games
1. Destiny 2
2. Last of Us
3. Stardew Valley
4. Baldur’s Gate
5. Jackbox Games
6. Morrowwind
7. Cat Quest
8. Allan Wake 1 and 2
9. Control
10. Last of Us 2
November 16, 2024 at 3:56 PM
10 fave shows to get to know me!
1. Last Week Tonight
2. The Daily Show
3. Brooklyn 99
4. Severance
5. Ted Lasso
6. Outlander
7. Star Trek (Discovery, Picard)
8. Wandavision
9. Lucifer
10. After Midnight
10 shows to get to know me

1. Star Trek TNG
2. Supernatural
3. Late Night with Seth Meyers
4. Slow Horses
5. The Circle
6. Scandal
7. Agatha All Along
8. What We Do In The Shadows
9. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
10. After Midnight

… to name a few
10 shows to get to know me

1. The West Wing
2. M*A*S*H
3. Homicide: Life on the Street
4. The Wire
5. Monty Python's Flying Circus
6. Mr. Dressup
7. Yes, Minister
8. Corner Gas
9. NYPD Blue
10. The Carol Burnett Show
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Reposted by Michelle DesRosiers (she/they)
“Some people will call me a TikToker or an influencer, and they mean it in a disparaging way. It just means that I understand the future of communication.

Journalism is a craft, not so much a medium. If you’re adhering to journalistic principles, you can do it in any form.”

November 15, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Reposted by Michelle DesRosiers (she/they)
Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
November 15, 2024 at 2:13 PM
I think that’s where I’m at in Baldur’s Gate 🤣
Do you ever just avoid the main quest in a game for a single side-quest and then it turns into a million different side-quests and you have completely forgotten and abandoned THE MAIN STORY QUEST altogether?!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
November 16, 2024 at 2:25 PM