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V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 missing WeeCon 😭
@notstraycollie.bsky.social
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Just here for the nice things. The nice things being Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet and their crew. And Taika & Rhys.
40s (bloody hell). She/her.
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They use the big Ikea bags too 😂
4 swans in the back of a car. They are contained in large blue Ikea bags with just their heads and necks sticking out.
October 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Rhys Darby in profile turning his head to camera. He is looking very disgruntled. Text reads you have disappointed Rhys.
October 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Rhys Darby looking very disapproving
October 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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💀😂
OFMD Halloween Date Chauncey Badminton and Ned Low are looking into a crystal ball to see their future together.
September 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Come on - give him his show back!
🦄🏴‍☠️ #SaveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #RenewOFMD #ForRhysie
Ed 'Blackbeard' Teach and Stede Bonnet in his adventure outfit with their treasure of a petrified orange
September 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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If you could send this old lady some good thoughts I would appreciate it. She has had a flare up of what we think is stomach ulcers and we haven't been able to get her right so she's staying in the vets for some care and tests 🥺
A black and white border collie with her mouth open. She has grey eyebrows and her right ear is pricked but her left ear is back.
September 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Oh I feel that! We have 1 more week before they start and then another week until teaching and I'm still trying to sort my course and set up welcome and finalise admissions while also dealing with current students! (which hat this hour/ minute?!).
So bringing in the big guns..
August 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Yeah, I'm still here...
Taika Waititi walking wearing a pink and green grey silky shirt and robe, grey long shorts, pink socks and maroon shoes. He looks incredible.
August 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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#PutEdInThis

Oh they already did! Theee most modern au Ed outfit! I am losing my mind!
Taika Waititi in a pinky silky shirt with a green grey pattern, matching silky robe, long Grey shorts , pink socks and dark maroon shoes. He looks incredible.
August 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Went to see this last night and it was brilliant! I don't know if it's going elsewhere after, but see it if you get the chance 😁 Very Stede Bonnet coded - and I know I've had that conversation with someone here! If you see this, I agree!
underbellyedinburgh.co.uk/event/how-to...
Poster from the Edinburgh Fringe show 'How to Win at History'.
August 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Saw this a while ago, and well...
A photo of a man wearing a gold robe, open, and nothing else. It is cropped just below the pecs and just high enough to not show actual dick. Below reads "Blond male model rocks the runway wearing just a robe and a c__k ring
August 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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😁
(From the last TCF but we'll not mention that 😉)
Rhys Darby in a black t shirt and beige jacket. He's also wearing a fedora (?) and glasses. He has a short beard and his tongue is ever so slightly poking out of his mouth. He is wearing the chain.
August 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Happy 50th Birthday to this gorgeous human 😍 I hope he's having the best day 💖
Taika Waititi head and shoulders photo. He has short cropped hair which is grey at the temples and a close cropped beard. He is wearing a pinky red shirt. He has a soft expression on his face and his eyes are looking up slightly. He looks like an actual angel.
August 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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You know you have the right friends here when this is the TL 🤣
August 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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I see them everywhere part 273 🤣
Firm, hard pressed, nutty and sweet you say?!
A menu for a cheese board at a restaurant. Lots of cheese but posted for 'Bonnet goats cheese, Ayrshire. Firm, hard pressed, pasteurised... boasts a delightfully nutty flavour with delicate sweetness'. Sounds about right.
August 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
notstraycollie.bsky.social
Honestly, show that man a pretty costume...! 😂

Also, au when?
Rhys Darby in a purple Victorian style satin dress
August 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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The sparkly boys are here @self-induljennt.bsky.social 😊
I was a bit worried that they'd gone on an advincha and got lost, but they made it home. Just when I needed them most 💖
Three stickers of Ed and Stede, one kissing, one snuggling and one jumping into the sea. All have sparkly borders.
July 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I see them everywhere 🤣

Inadvertently gentlebearding the dogs' harness amd lead 🙄😆
View of a mainly black dog with a very floofy tail from above. He is wearing a purple and black harness and has a bright teal lead.
July 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Pet and flowers 😊
Hope these pics all help a bit 🫂
A black and white border collie with her mouth open and tongue out, sitting behind small pink, white and purple flowers
July 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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At this point do I even need to say anything?
An older white man with white hair wearing patent Black dress shoes, very small blue briefs and a very long flowing rainbow dress. He is holding the sides of the dress, arms aloft, and as the dress is split it doesn't hang down at all. Unlike him. He hangs down quite a lot.
July 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Oh I have feelings about this one 😬
Murray Hewitt (Rhys) and lauromat guy (Taika)
July 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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No words 🤣
Pabu chan and Mostin from The Strip in the Rhyikaverse Pairing Generator
July 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Headshot of Taika Waititi with short hair, greying at the temples and more salt than pepper scruff. His eyes are at least 50% of his face. He looks like an angel.
June 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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he he
Screenshot of bsky timeline Top post by David Jenkins ' Voted Mamdani to prove NY still has some balls followed by two yarn balls Post below by LyraTalise with a title card to their fic 'Unraveled and Reclaimed' showing knitting unraveled to a slightly messy heart shape.
June 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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TL did a thing
Screenshot of a Bsky timeline. Top post shows a cat sitting in a frying pan on a stove. Bottom post says 'he's a witch and this is his cat'
June 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM