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NotSoNeat The Goose
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howdy! he/him. always correct. hobbyist game dev, really just a game player, yapper, jackboxer. <<10105>>
(Finished) 12/16/25: Tingus Goose 🎮 (2025) 7/10.

I would not typically play this style of game, but since it represents my people (inaccurately but still) I had to try it out.

It's a shockingly solid idle game, if a little gross and a little too grindy near the end. Would recommend!
December 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
sorry everypony
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
12/14/25: Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025) 🎥 5/10.

Bad! Bad! Bad! Oh my god terrible. Fun time, watch it with friends.

The first movie, while also not good, is at least a competent film. This movie has the most baffling script in the world. So so so bad. Can't wait for 3.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
12/6/25: The Irishman (Or: I Heard You Paint Houses) (2019) 🎥 8/10.

good. great, even. could use some more development on some topics... an INSANE issue for a movie thats three and a half hours long
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
11/29/25: Wake Up Dead Man (2025) 🎥 8/10.

Full Review on Letterboxd.

Benoit Blanc pwned. Better than Glass Onion, still slightly behind Knives Out
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
11/26/25: Zootopia (2016, Rewatch 🔁) 🎥 7/10.

cons with zootopia:
- its Copaganda
- its twist villain is stupid
- it's metaphor for racism, while well intentioned, makes no sense

pros:
- nick and judy are perhaps the greatest film duo
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
11/22/25: Wicked Part 2 (Or, If you're lame: Wicked For Good) (2025) 🎥 6/10.

Worse than 1. Shocker
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
11/16/25: Gangs of New York (2002) 🎥 6/10.

Full review on Letterboxd.

As good as the poster
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
11/14/25: Alan Wake 2: The Lake House 🎮 (2024). 7/10.

Good stuff! Could've been a bit longer but I honestly enjoyed a full game (ok not really but you get what I mean) being the same length as a movie.
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Peacemaker S1 📺 (2022). 8/10.
Peacemaker S2 📺 (2025). 7/10.

Season 2 is funnier, but has worse character writing IMO, because theres just so many of them. The overall plot feels stronger in season 1, especially since the season 2 (series?) finale kind of sucks ass. Otherwise: good stuff
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
10/31/25: The Blair Witch Project (1999) 🎥 5/10.

An interesting historical artifact. So, so boring.
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
October 31, 2025 at 10:14 AM
10/25/25: Mean Streets (1973) 🎥 7/10.

"I have a game you can't refuse."
"No."
"He said no."
October 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My take on the $100 games post:

AAA games should probably cost more but I think the real takeaway is that there should be less AAA games. It’s clearly not sustainable. (Aka the classic meme)
October 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
10/19/25: Love Lies Bleeding (2024) 🎥 7/10.

Extremely well shot, directed, and acted with great music and lighting. I was completely focused from the first scene to the end. In short, thoroughly entertaining.

Also extremely predictable and safe / built off of coincidences. Thoroughly forgettable.
October 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
(Dropped) 10/8/25: Kingdom Hearts Final Mix 🎮 (2002). No Score/10.

bad
October 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
#OneBattleAfterAnother posting is so funny because we're all praising the movie so much and someone will ask for an example of why its so good and we'll all just have this road
October 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
10/12/25: Asteroid City (2023) 🎥 7/10.

I am frankly embarrassed by how much this movies message spoke to me even if it feels like they barely said it.
October 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
10/4/25: One Battle After Another (2025, 🔁 Rewatch) 🎥 10/10.

Yeah I saw it again a week later. Sue me.

A 10/10 is not a perfect movie; OBAA has problems! A 10/10 is a feeling. You walk out of the theater and think "now that, that is a fucking movie."

Or in this case: "Life. LIFE!"
October 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
(Beaten) 10/4/25: Silent Hill ƒ 🎮 (2025) 7/10.

Excellent writing (characterization, dialog, plot, etc). Great visuals, some nice set-pieces. Terrible combat. Umineko is better.
October 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
9/20/25: One Battle After Another (2025) 🎥 10/10.

Full review will be up on Letterboxd tomorrow.

Timely. Funny. Tense. Dramatic. The best fucking movie of the year.
September 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
September 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
9/20/25: Drive (2011) 🎥 5/10.

Full review on Letterboxd.

TLDR: Boring. Bad. I get why people like it though
September 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Kane is slowly but surely working with every Nintendo YouTuber...
September 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
9/12/25: The Long Walk (2025) 🎥 7/10.

Beautiful film. The best it could be given its “unfilmable” premise. Carried by the cast, especially Johnson. Great tension, fantastic gore, and an emotional (if predictable) ending.
September 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM