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Jumbo Jimbo😩
@notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social
🔞DNI
Queer enby trash, autistic they/them
Posts hog and yearns for revolution
Me, thinking about just how close we came to the literal Funniest Thing Ever yesterday
July 14, 2024 at 9:39 PM
@estrogenempress.gay not sure if this little guy is already in the contraption but here's another l*li gooner just in case
February 27, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I'm not suicidal, I'm just diecurious
February 26, 2024 at 4:03 AM
What terrifies bluesky the most
February 25, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Lol, lmao even
Well, the news leaked: I'm running for Minnesota State House 61A. I'm still getting things up to speed, but I've been told to share donation links, so here they are. I'm running for housing, schools, decarbonization, and keeping Minnesotans safe from far-right extremism.
Please consider donating!
I'm Will Stancil and I’m running for House District 61A to build more prosperous cities, safer communities, and accountable government in Minnesota.
secure.actblue.com
February 22, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Where my gay boys at
February 11, 2024 at 12:52 AM
What's a way to say "I'm into trans girls" without it seeming like I'm a chaser? Like I dig cis girls too but trans girls are also really hot(respectful).
February 10, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Good morning
February 5, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Life Is Strange: Shattered Memories
February 3, 2024 at 6:21 AM
[White Dad voice] Think it might rain?
February 1, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Today's record haul
January 23, 2024 at 6:31 AM
They really let these guys stim in a recording studio for 41 minutes and create one of the best indie albums of all time.
January 21, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Quiero tratar de usar la sistema de bluesky que indicar la idioma estoy usando pero no pienso estar trabajando ahorita
January 19, 2024 at 3:40 AM
I swear this was a Tim And Eric skit from 10 years ago
January 18, 2024 at 5:23 AM
At the lovely little Mexican bakery in Hades, wanted some cake but I mispronounced my order, now what the heck am I supposed to do with these guys?
January 18, 2024 at 4:49 AM
It's wild when parents of like 20 year old kids start talking to me about old people stuff and expect me to relate and then I realize I to am Old People and I Can Relate
January 17, 2024 at 7:14 PM
If I could tame all of my desires
Wait out the weather
That howls in my brain
Because it seems
That it's always changing
The wind's indecision, the sorrowful rain
Yeah, I was a postcard
I was a record
I was a camera
Until I went blind
January 17, 2024 at 6:15 AM
If VI Lenin was so cool how come they never released VII Lenin?
January 16, 2024 at 9:22 AM
My credit is so bad I can't even use loaned words smdh
January 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
My hot political take is that Roe Vs Wade sounds like the kind of dilemma a fisherman would have when the water gets shallow under his boat
January 14, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Hey remember when McDonald's melted that lady's crotch with superheated coffee and then started a national smear campaign about her when she demanded they help her with the medical expenses?

Fuck McDonald's, truly the bottom rung of American fast food.
January 13, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Witcher 3 is so bad lol. Like 20 minutes in and I already have a game breaking bug. Also are we supposed to like any of the characters?
January 13, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Tonight I'll be a whore for you, and you can dance for me.
No money's exchanged if we ask the same fee.
January 12, 2024 at 8:16 AM
These samplers went so fucking hard, nothing really exists like them today.
January 12, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Our sink faucet has the spray mode toggle on the fritz so it just sprayed all the time. Maintenance came by today to fix it, and *this* was their fix. Not a temporary patch while they order a replacement part, this is done. Work order closed.

We pay $3500/mo for this apartment.
January 12, 2024 at 7:12 AM