Not So Famous Narrator
@notsofamous.bsky.social
Looks around; lets out an evil scientist laugh. Silly dog. 🐕🦺 Goofy cockatiel. 🦜Sharing life with Crispin's Crispian's human incarnation. #Laughter #Rationality #Science #Music #Mandolin 🎵 #Cycling 🚲 #Reading #Books 📖 #Sewing 🪡 #Sustainablefashion
To her exercise-resistant patient (OK, it's me), Doc says, "Get a weight vest. WEAR the weight vest!".
Patient tries her best to be compliant. Buys sort of boring-looking vest.
Now, Crispin's Crispian (the hubby) is referring to the patient as "ICE agent".
T'aint fair.
#exercise #health
Patient tries her best to be compliant. Buys sort of boring-looking vest.
Now, Crispin's Crispian (the hubby) is referring to the patient as "ICE agent".
T'aint fair.
#exercise #health
July 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Why did no one tell 8 year old me that "Renowned Professor of Ice Cream" was a viable career path? #MIZZOU #bucksicecream
June 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Why did no one tell 8 year old me that "Renowned Professor of Ice Cream" was a viable career path? #MIZZOU #bucksicecream
It's been real nice knowing you all. Honestly, I could have done without experiencing WWIII in my life, but what the hell...
bitl.to/4jRX
bitl.to/4jRX
June 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It's been real nice knowing you all. Honestly, I could have done without experiencing WWIII in my life, but what the hell...
bitl.to/4jRX
bitl.to/4jRX
Remember the 80s song "Eyes without a face"?
I've been organizing our empty storage containers.
(Yeah, I know, but having empty storage containers makes me ☺️)
Anyhoo, I'm going to remake 2 versions of the 80s song:
1. Box w/o a lid
2. Lid w/o a box
Look for me at the 2026 Grammies.
I've been organizing our empty storage containers.
(Yeah, I know, but having empty storage containers makes me ☺️)
Anyhoo, I'm going to remake 2 versions of the 80s song:
1. Box w/o a lid
2. Lid w/o a box
Look for me at the 2026 Grammies.
May 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Remember the 80s song "Eyes without a face"?
I've been organizing our empty storage containers.
(Yeah, I know, but having empty storage containers makes me ☺️)
Anyhoo, I'm going to remake 2 versions of the 80s song:
1. Box w/o a lid
2. Lid w/o a box
Look for me at the 2026 Grammies.
I've been organizing our empty storage containers.
(Yeah, I know, but having empty storage containers makes me ☺️)
Anyhoo, I'm going to remake 2 versions of the 80s song:
1. Box w/o a lid
2. Lid w/o a box
Look for me at the 2026 Grammies.
Gathering #books 2 donate 2 library: Found this
Reading the unabridged versions of literature within. #booksofbluesky 💙📚
So far:
Hamlet
Gunga Din
Alone, R Byrd
Across the Plains in the Donner Party
Up from Slavery
Ransom of Red Chief
By the Waters of Babylon
The Most Dangerous Game
Etc
#smiling
Reading the unabridged versions of literature within. #booksofbluesky 💙📚
So far:
Hamlet
Gunga Din
Alone, R Byrd
Across the Plains in the Donner Party
Up from Slavery
Ransom of Red Chief
By the Waters of Babylon
The Most Dangerous Game
Etc
#smiling
May 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Gathering #books 2 donate 2 library: Found this
Reading the unabridged versions of literature within. #booksofbluesky 💙📚
So far:
Hamlet
Gunga Din
Alone, R Byrd
Across the Plains in the Donner Party
Up from Slavery
Ransom of Red Chief
By the Waters of Babylon
The Most Dangerous Game
Etc
#smiling
Reading the unabridged versions of literature within. #booksofbluesky 💙📚
So far:
Hamlet
Gunga Din
Alone, R Byrd
Across the Plains in the Donner Party
Up from Slavery
Ransom of Red Chief
By the Waters of Babylon
The Most Dangerous Game
Etc
#smiling
When I go into the joint, I'll forget to bring my list of the 1000s of buttons, colors of thread, zippers, etc. that I already own so I can buy more before I'm released.
My husband will beg prosecutors to let me serve out my sentence in my sewing room instead.
It'll be scary & heartrending. #humor
My husband will beg prosecutors to let me serve out my sentence in my sewing room instead.
It'll be scary & heartrending. #humor
May 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When I go into the joint, I'll forget to bring my list of the 1000s of buttons, colors of thread, zippers, etc. that I already own so I can buy more before I'm released.
My husband will beg prosecutors to let me serve out my sentence in my sewing room instead.
It'll be scary & heartrending. #humor
My husband will beg prosecutors to let me serve out my sentence in my sewing room instead.
It'll be scary & heartrending. #humor
Forget Alcatraz! Drumpf should reopen the Missouri State Penitentiary in Jefferson City.
They have date nights, ghost tours, sleep-overs-in-the-Pen, concerts.
Also, Oh Ol' Sparky is still in residence.
It'd be so much fun the bad guys would be lining up to get in.
What could go wrong?
They have date nights, ghost tours, sleep-overs-in-the-Pen, concerts.
Also, Oh Ol' Sparky is still in residence.
It'd be so much fun the bad guys would be lining up to get in.
What could go wrong?
May 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Forget Alcatraz! Drumpf should reopen the Missouri State Penitentiary in Jefferson City.
They have date nights, ghost tours, sleep-overs-in-the-Pen, concerts.
Also, Oh Ol' Sparky is still in residence.
It'd be so much fun the bad guys would be lining up to get in.
What could go wrong?
They have date nights, ghost tours, sleep-overs-in-the-Pen, concerts.
Also, Oh Ol' Sparky is still in residence.
It'd be so much fun the bad guys would be lining up to get in.
What could go wrong?
I read an article that the Drumpf administration is going to ramp up spying in Greenland.
That's going to be about as easy as going undercover in a small Iowa farm town.
Everyone knows everyone in town, so undercover what?
This would be better than TV if the consequences weren't so dire.
That's going to be about as easy as going undercover in a small Iowa farm town.
Everyone knows everyone in town, so undercover what?
This would be better than TV if the consequences weren't so dire.
May 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I read an article that the Drumpf administration is going to ramp up spying in Greenland.
That's going to be about as easy as going undercover in a small Iowa farm town.
Everyone knows everyone in town, so undercover what?
This would be better than TV if the consequences weren't so dire.
That's going to be about as easy as going undercover in a small Iowa farm town.
Everyone knows everyone in town, so undercover what?
This would be better than TV if the consequences weren't so dire.
God is all, "Holy (appropriately) Shit! I can't have my guy near that loser!"
April 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
God is all, "Holy (appropriately) Shit! I can't have my guy near that loser!"
Who gets tank parades for their birthdays?
Stalin
Kim Jong-un
Hitler
Mussolini
Etc.
Dictators-That's who gets tank parades for their birthdays.
Don't be a dictator who demands tank parades for your birthday.
Plus tank parades are stupid, little-boy, my-dick-is-bigger-than-yours kinds of things
Stalin
Kim Jong-un
Hitler
Mussolini
Etc.
Dictators-That's who gets tank parades for their birthdays.
Don't be a dictator who demands tank parades for your birthday.
Plus tank parades are stupid, little-boy, my-dick-is-bigger-than-yours kinds of things
April 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Who gets tank parades for their birthdays?
Stalin
Kim Jong-un
Hitler
Mussolini
Etc.
Dictators-That's who gets tank parades for their birthdays.
Don't be a dictator who demands tank parades for your birthday.
Plus tank parades are stupid, little-boy, my-dick-is-bigger-than-yours kinds of things
Stalin
Kim Jong-un
Hitler
Mussolini
Etc.
Dictators-That's who gets tank parades for their birthdays.
Don't be a dictator who demands tank parades for your birthday.
Plus tank parades are stupid, little-boy, my-dick-is-bigger-than-yours kinds of things
Why on God's green earth is it necessary to even mention military force against another country if military force won't be necessary?
The Trump administration are war mongers.
bit.ly/441qNU8
The Trump administration are war mongers.
bit.ly/441qNU8
March 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Why on God's green earth is it necessary to even mention military force against another country if military force won't be necessary?
The Trump administration are war mongers.
bit.ly/441qNU8
The Trump administration are war mongers.
bit.ly/441qNU8
Dear Greenland (and Canada),
The 48.3% of Americans who voted for Kamala Harris plus the unknown percent of Trump voters who are getting screwed by DOGE incompetency will happily go away and leave you in peace.
The 48.3% of Americans who voted for Kamala Harris plus the unknown percent of Trump voters who are getting screwed by DOGE incompetency will happily go away and leave you in peace.
March 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Dear Greenland (and Canada),
The 48.3% of Americans who voted for Kamala Harris plus the unknown percent of Trump voters who are getting screwed by DOGE incompetency will happily go away and leave you in peace.
The 48.3% of Americans who voted for Kamala Harris plus the unknown percent of Trump voters who are getting screwed by DOGE incompetency will happily go away and leave you in peace.
March 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ran across this gem hiding on my hard drive.
Thanks @theonion.com for accomplishing written comedy and making a valid point while writing in the most verbose, hidebound format ever created in human history.
gogl.to/3QQI
Thanks @theonion.com for accomplishing written comedy and making a valid point while writing in the most verbose, hidebound format ever created in human history.
gogl.to/3QQI
March 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Ran across this gem hiding on my hard drive.
Thanks @theonion.com for accomplishing written comedy and making a valid point while writing in the most verbose, hidebound format ever created in human history.
gogl.to/3QQI
Thanks @theonion.com for accomplishing written comedy and making a valid point while writing in the most verbose, hidebound format ever created in human history.
gogl.to/3QQI
Trans - What Now - mouse
Remember when we all thought W was stupid because he pronounced "nuclear" "nu-cu-lar"?
Trump is all like "Hold my beer".
Remember when we all thought W was stupid because he pronounced "nuclear" "nu-cu-lar"?
Trump is all like "Hold my beer".
March 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Trans - What Now - mouse
Remember when we all thought W was stupid because he pronounced "nuclear" "nu-cu-lar"?
Trump is all like "Hold my beer".
Remember when we all thought W was stupid because he pronounced "nuclear" "nu-cu-lar"?
Trump is all like "Hold my beer".
Enola Heterosexual
March 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Enola Heterosexual
MacReady!!!!! We need you!
February 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
MacReady!!!!! We need you!
@washingtonpost.com, enough with giving these weirdos more airtime
They can F&*% themselves literally & happily in oblivion
Of course it's a dangerous thing she's doing. The US has one of the highest maternal death rates in the world. They're not doing anything constructive to change that.
They can F&*% themselves literally & happily in oblivion
Of course it's a dangerous thing she's doing. The US has one of the highest maternal death rates in the world. They're not doing anything constructive to change that.
February 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
@washingtonpost.com, enough with giving these weirdos more airtime
They can F&*% themselves literally & happily in oblivion
Of course it's a dangerous thing she's doing. The US has one of the highest maternal death rates in the world. They're not doing anything constructive to change that.
They can F&*% themselves literally & happily in oblivion
Of course it's a dangerous thing she's doing. The US has one of the highest maternal death rates in the world. They're not doing anything constructive to change that.
An open letter from CDC's expert advisors asking for an explanation for why the agency took down information used for planning disaster relief, studying medical outcomes and helping at-risk populations. Full text @ bitl.to/3rb6
February 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
An open letter from CDC's expert advisors asking for an explanation for why the agency took down information used for planning disaster relief, studying medical outcomes and helping at-risk populations. Full text @ bitl.to/3rb6
Going to my happy place.
Billie Eilish's hat is perfection.
She looks so comfortable in herself and her clothing.
Billie Eilish's hat is perfection.
She looks so comfortable in herself and her clothing.
February 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Going to my happy place.
Billie Eilish's hat is perfection.
She looks so comfortable in herself and her clothing.
Billie Eilish's hat is perfection.
She looks so comfortable in herself and her clothing.
You've been dyeing (giggle) to know that the Great State of Missery-Uh Missouri sorry-has an official tartan bitl.to/3ooN
I love/heartily support tartan but in 2019 MO had children w/o food/housing/medical care
We couldn't have focused on something important?
Did I mention the tartan?
I love/heartily support tartan but in 2019 MO had children w/o food/housing/medical care
We couldn't have focused on something important?
Did I mention the tartan?
January 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
You've been dyeing (giggle) to know that the Great State of Missery-Uh Missouri sorry-has an official tartan bitl.to/3ooN
I love/heartily support tartan but in 2019 MO had children w/o food/housing/medical care
We couldn't have focused on something important?
Did I mention the tartan?
I love/heartily support tartan but in 2019 MO had children w/o food/housing/medical care
We couldn't have focused on something important?
Did I mention the tartan?
I don't understand.
?There's a limit to how much #coffee you can drink?
I'm going to have to cogitate on this for awhile over my 10th cuppa Joe.
www.caffeineinformer.com/death-by-caf...
?There's a limit to how much #coffee you can drink?
I'm going to have to cogitate on this for awhile over my 10th cuppa Joe.
www.caffeineinformer.com/death-by-caf...
January 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I don't understand.
?There's a limit to how much #coffee you can drink?
I'm going to have to cogitate on this for awhile over my 10th cuppa Joe.
www.caffeineinformer.com/death-by-caf...
?There's a limit to how much #coffee you can drink?
I'm going to have to cogitate on this for awhile over my 10th cuppa Joe.
www.caffeineinformer.com/death-by-caf...
Scifi-fantasy-mystery audiobook. I'm not into fantasy/world-building but it was mystery & low-cost so I tried it
Pro: Unique setting and plot-always a plus
Con: Wasn't fully invested but I finished it-barely. Good narrator but not my personal fav
💙📚 #book #read #newgenre #fantasy #mystery
Pro: Unique setting and plot-always a plus
Con: Wasn't fully invested but I finished it-barely. Good narrator but not my personal fav
💙📚 #book #read #newgenre #fantasy #mystery
January 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"And somewhere along the way, free elections turned into free-for-alls as if democracy were a shaggy dog story to which a joke president was the punchline."
Mick Herron, "Bad Actors", 2022
Mick Herron, "Bad Actors", 2022
January 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"And somewhere along the way, free elections turned into free-for-alls as if democracy were a shaggy dog story to which a joke president was the punchline."
Mick Herron, "Bad Actors", 2022
Mick Herron, "Bad Actors", 2022