Not So Famous Narrator
@notsofamous.bsky.social
Looks around; lets out an evil scientist laugh. Silly dog. 🐕🦺 Goofy cockatiel. 🦜Sharing life with Crispin's Crispian's human incarnation. #Laughter #Rationality #Science #Music #Mandolin 🎵 #Cycling 🚲 #Reading #Books 📖 #Sewing 🪡 #Sustainablefashion
Are you happy to see me or is that a Dorito bag in your pocket?
Teen Swarmed by Cops After AI Metal Detector Flags His Doritos Bag as a Gun
AI has done it again.
gizmodo.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Are you happy to see me or is that a Dorito bag in your pocket?
This, I have to apply to a garment! #sewing
The Zipper Is Getting Its First Major Upgrade in 100 Years
By stripping away the fabric tape that’s held zippers together for a hundred years, Japanese clothing giant YKK is designing the future of seamless clothing.
www.wired.com
October 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This, I have to apply to a garment! #sewing
To her exercise-resistant patient (OK, it's me), Doc says, "Get a weight vest. WEAR the weight vest!".
Patient tries her best to be compliant. Buys sort of boring-looking vest.
Now, Crispin's Crispian (the hubby) is referring to the patient as "ICE agent".
T'aint fair.
#exercise #health
Patient tries her best to be compliant. Buys sort of boring-looking vest.
Now, Crispin's Crispian (the hubby) is referring to the patient as "ICE agent".
T'aint fair.
#exercise #health
July 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Live on the Gulf Coast?
Kiss your ass goodbye.
(Also, Drumpf, et. al, won't be sending aid afterwards.)
Kiss your ass goodbye.
(Also, Drumpf, et. al, won't be sending aid afterwards.)
Pentagon will no longer share satellite data that tracks hurricanes overnight
Scientists were initially given less than a week to prepare for the loss of microwave observations that are key in detecting rapid intensification of storms.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Live on the Gulf Coast?
Kiss your ass goodbye.
(Also, Drumpf, et. al, won't be sending aid afterwards.)
Kiss your ass goodbye.
(Also, Drumpf, et. al, won't be sending aid afterwards.)
Asking for a friend:
What college classes should a young person take to get a senior management job in this new "Grifter/Masked ICE agent" thing we've got going on?
What college classes should a young person take to get a senior management job in this new "Grifter/Masked ICE agent" thing we've got going on?
July 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Asking for a friend:
What college classes should a young person take to get a senior management job in this new "Grifter/Masked ICE agent" thing we've got going on?
What college classes should a young person take to get a senior management job in this new "Grifter/Masked ICE agent" thing we've got going on?
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Commas need friends, too.
#grammarnerdsrule #toobadimnotagrammarnerd #knowthyself
Commas need friends, too.
#grammarnerdsrule #toobadimnotagrammarnerd #knowthyself
June 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Commas need friends, too.
#grammarnerdsrule #toobadimnotagrammarnerd #knowthyself
Commas need friends, too.
#grammarnerdsrule #toobadimnotagrammarnerd #knowthyself
In ain't loneliness, if you're happier being alone.
Loneliness Not Tied to Mortality in Older Adult Home Care
Loneliness is not associated with an increased risk for death among older adults receiving home care.
www.medscape.com
June 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
In ain't loneliness, if you're happier being alone.
Why did no one tell 8 year old me that "Renowned Professor of Ice Cream" was a viable career path? #MIZZOU #bucksicecream
June 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Why did no one tell 8 year old me that "Renowned Professor of Ice Cream" was a viable career path? #MIZZOU #bucksicecream
"This was the Permian, an obscure era of geological history where the planet was ruled by giant, bone-chilling beasts that ran with a characteristic waddle..."
Waddle? Bone chilling? 1 of these things ain't...
Desperately seeking anyone to help me pioneer a new movie franchise, "Permian Park".
Waddle? Bone chilling? 1 of these things ain't...
Desperately seeking anyone to help me pioneer a new movie franchise, "Permian Park".
The blood-curdling Permian monsters that ruled the Earth before dinosaurs
Long before T. rex, the Earth was dominated by super-carnivores stranger and more terrifying than anything dreamed up by Hollywood.
www.bbc.com
June 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"This was the Permian, an obscure era of geological history where the planet was ruled by giant, bone-chilling beasts that ran with a characteristic waddle..."
Waddle? Bone chilling? 1 of these things ain't...
Desperately seeking anyone to help me pioneer a new movie franchise, "Permian Park".
Waddle? Bone chilling? 1 of these things ain't...
Desperately seeking anyone to help me pioneer a new movie franchise, "Permian Park".
"Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months..."
Sad human. Noone likes me/wants to be seen w/ me, so I'll just post photos with my laptop.
Sad human. Noone likes me/wants to be seen w/ me, so I'll just post photos with my laptop.
Elon Musk’s Lawyers Claim He ‘Does Not Use a Computer’
The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.
www.wired.com
June 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months..."
Sad human. Noone likes me/wants to be seen w/ me, so I'll just post photos with my laptop.
Sad human. Noone likes me/wants to be seen w/ me, so I'll just post photos with my laptop.
I sincerely hope humans don't begin recycling 80s fads.
I looked sufficiently horrible in 80s getup the first time, I don't think I can handle a redo.
Still, wearing a dead fish on your head would have a certain comic cachet.
#science #animals #fads
I looked sufficiently horrible in 80s getup the first time, I don't think I can handle a redo.
Still, wearing a dead fish on your head would have a certain comic cachet.
#science #animals #fads
Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again after ditching the trend for 37 years
Orcas off the coast of Washington State are balancing dead fish on their heads like it's the 1980s, but researchers still aren't sure why they do it.
www.livescience.com
June 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It's been real nice knowing you all. Honestly, I could have done without experiencing WWIII in my life, but what the hell...
bitl.to/4jRX
bitl.to/4jRX
June 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It's been real nice knowing you all. Honestly, I could have done without experiencing WWIII in my life, but what the hell...
bitl.to/4jRX
bitl.to/4jRX
"In wake of deep cuts, NOAA says it will hire for ‘mission-critical’ weather service positions" #weather #severeweather #NOAA #NWS
In wake of deep cuts, NOAA says it will hire for 'mission-critical' weather service positions
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration says it will hire for “mission-critical field positions” amid expert warnings that the weather service is too short-staffed to warn people of the da...
apnews.com
June 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
"In wake of deep cuts, NOAA says it will hire for ‘mission-critical’ weather service positions" #weather #severeweather #NOAA #NWS
Remember the 80s song "Eyes without a face"?
I've been organizing our empty storage containers.
(Yeah, I know, but having empty storage containers makes me ☺️)
Anyhoo, I'm going to remake 2 versions of the 80s song:
1. Box w/o a lid
2. Lid w/o a box
Look for me at the 2026 Grammies.
I've been organizing our empty storage containers.
(Yeah, I know, but having empty storage containers makes me ☺️)
Anyhoo, I'm going to remake 2 versions of the 80s song:
1. Box w/o a lid
2. Lid w/o a box
Look for me at the 2026 Grammies.
May 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Remember the 80s song "Eyes without a face"?
I've been organizing our empty storage containers.
(Yeah, I know, but having empty storage containers makes me ☺️)
Anyhoo, I'm going to remake 2 versions of the 80s song:
1. Box w/o a lid
2. Lid w/o a box
Look for me at the 2026 Grammies.
I've been organizing our empty storage containers.
(Yeah, I know, but having empty storage containers makes me ☺️)
Anyhoo, I'm going to remake 2 versions of the 80s song:
1. Box w/o a lid
2. Lid w/o a box
Look for me at the 2026 Grammies.
"I have had it with these motherf^*^ing pigeons on this motherf^*^ing plane!" #movies #airtravel #pigeons
Pigeons board a Delta flight, causing pandemonium and 2 trips back to the gate
A passenger was seen using his jacket in an attempt to catch one of the surprise stowaways.
abcnews.go.com
May 29, 2025 at 11:08 AM
"I have had it with these motherf^*^ing pigeons on this motherf^*^ing plane!" #movies #airtravel #pigeons
Gathering #books 2 donate 2 library: Found this
Reading the unabridged versions of literature within. #booksofbluesky 💙📚
So far:
Hamlet
Gunga Din
Alone, R Byrd
Across the Plains in the Donner Party
Up from Slavery
Ransom of Red Chief
By the Waters of Babylon
The Most Dangerous Game
Etc
#smiling
Reading the unabridged versions of literature within. #booksofbluesky 💙📚
So far:
Hamlet
Gunga Din
Alone, R Byrd
Across the Plains in the Donner Party
Up from Slavery
Ransom of Red Chief
By the Waters of Babylon
The Most Dangerous Game
Etc
#smiling
May 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Gathering #books 2 donate 2 library: Found this
Reading the unabridged versions of literature within. #booksofbluesky 💙📚
So far:
Hamlet
Gunga Din
Alone, R Byrd
Across the Plains in the Donner Party
Up from Slavery
Ransom of Red Chief
By the Waters of Babylon
The Most Dangerous Game
Etc
#smiling
Reading the unabridged versions of literature within. #booksofbluesky 💙📚
So far:
Hamlet
Gunga Din
Alone, R Byrd
Across the Plains in the Donner Party
Up from Slavery
Ransom of Red Chief
By the Waters of Babylon
The Most Dangerous Game
Etc
#smiling
Haven't posted recently, but I feel the need to say that @theonion.com is the goofball we all need right now. #humor
Outside Not Looking Forward To People Wanting To Walk Around In It Again This Summer
theonion.com
May 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Haven't posted recently, but I feel the need to say that @theonion.com is the goofball we all need right now. #humor
When I go into the joint, I'll forget to bring my list of the 1000s of buttons, colors of thread, zippers, etc. that I already own so I can buy more before I'm released.
My husband will beg prosecutors to let me serve out my sentence in my sewing room instead.
It'll be scary & heartrending. #humor
My husband will beg prosecutors to let me serve out my sentence in my sewing room instead.
It'll be scary & heartrending. #humor
May 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When I go into the joint, I'll forget to bring my list of the 1000s of buttons, colors of thread, zippers, etc. that I already own so I can buy more before I'm released.
My husband will beg prosecutors to let me serve out my sentence in my sewing room instead.
It'll be scary & heartrending. #humor
My husband will beg prosecutors to let me serve out my sentence in my sewing room instead.
It'll be scary & heartrending. #humor
Forget Alcatraz! Drumpf should reopen the Missouri State Penitentiary in Jefferson City.
They have date nights, ghost tours, sleep-overs-in-the-Pen, concerts.
Also, Oh Ol' Sparky is still in residence.
It'd be so much fun the bad guys would be lining up to get in.
What could go wrong?
They have date nights, ghost tours, sleep-overs-in-the-Pen, concerts.
Also, Oh Ol' Sparky is still in residence.
It'd be so much fun the bad guys would be lining up to get in.
What could go wrong?
May 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Forget Alcatraz! Drumpf should reopen the Missouri State Penitentiary in Jefferson City.
They have date nights, ghost tours, sleep-overs-in-the-Pen, concerts.
Also, Oh Ol' Sparky is still in residence.
It'd be so much fun the bad guys would be lining up to get in.
What could go wrong?
They have date nights, ghost tours, sleep-overs-in-the-Pen, concerts.
Also, Oh Ol' Sparky is still in residence.
It'd be so much fun the bad guys would be lining up to get in.
What could go wrong?
I remember the day, sometime around 2001, on which my millennial son, then a teenager, informed me that I had zero coolness factor.
Payback's a bitch, dude!
Love, Mom
Payback's a bitch, dude!
Love, Mom
Cringe! How millennials became uncool
They are mocked by gen Z for everything from their trainer socks to their mom jeans and selfie technique. A maligned millennial asks: how did we get here?
www.theguardian.com
May 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I remember the day, sometime around 2001, on which my millennial son, then a teenager, informed me that I had zero coolness factor.
Payback's a bitch, dude!
Love, Mom
Payback's a bitch, dude!
Love, Mom
Reposted by Not So Famous Narrator
Speculating on what a return to seasonally active severe weather episodes across the Central U.S. could look like as we move through peak season in Tornado Alley: www.skydrama.net/post/tornado...
May 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Speculating on what a return to seasonally active severe weather episodes across the Central U.S. could look like as we move through peak season in Tornado Alley: www.skydrama.net/post/tornado...
Reposted by Not So Famous Narrator
@wradvon.bsky.social caught a video of this tornado forming right on top of us on 191 in Bangor this afternoon. He noticed the rotation of the clouds and had the presence of mind to start filming the whole thing. @wfmz.com
May 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I read an article that the Drumpf administration is going to ramp up spying in Greenland.
That's going to be about as easy as going undercover in a small Iowa farm town.
Everyone knows everyone in town, so undercover what?
This would be better than TV if the consequences weren't so dire.
That's going to be about as easy as going undercover in a small Iowa farm town.
Everyone knows everyone in town, so undercover what?
This would be better than TV if the consequences weren't so dire.
May 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I read an article that the Drumpf administration is going to ramp up spying in Greenland.
That's going to be about as easy as going undercover in a small Iowa farm town.
Everyone knows everyone in town, so undercover what?
This would be better than TV if the consequences weren't so dire.
That's going to be about as easy as going undercover in a small Iowa farm town.
Everyone knows everyone in town, so undercover what?
This would be better than TV if the consequences weren't so dire.
Unrequested "What happened to Nazi Wives" vids R popping up in my UTube feed. 🤔
A guy speaking King's English narrates this one so it MUST be true!
Question: Currently, we have "Nazi wives", not all of whom are just spouses. Would it be polite to warn them that history repeats itself? 👎 #autocracy
A guy speaking King's English narrates this one so it MUST be true!
Question: Currently, we have "Nazi wives", not all of whom are just spouses. Would it be polite to warn them that history repeats itself? 👎 #autocracy
What Happened To The Wives of Nazi Leaders After World War 2?
YouTube video by Wraith Of War
youtu.be
May 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Unrequested "What happened to Nazi Wives" vids R popping up in my UTube feed. 🤔
A guy speaking King's English narrates this one so it MUST be true!
Question: Currently, we have "Nazi wives", not all of whom are just spouses. Would it be polite to warn them that history repeats itself? 👎 #autocracy
A guy speaking King's English narrates this one so it MUST be true!
Question: Currently, we have "Nazi wives", not all of whom are just spouses. Would it be polite to warn them that history repeats itself? 👎 #autocracy
A hopeful follow-up:
Lung spots on Xrays have disappeared. 😌 Labs show hypothyroidism & some type of intestinal dysfunction. Medically hard to treat (titrating drug dose/he hates the pills) but he is improving. Ups & downs but 🤞
Cautiously optimistic that Petey is sticking around. ❤️#dogsofbluesky
Lung spots on Xrays have disappeared. 😌 Labs show hypothyroidism & some type of intestinal dysfunction. Medically hard to treat (titrating drug dose/he hates the pills) but he is improving. Ups & downs but 🤞
Cautiously optimistic that Petey is sticking around. ❤️#dogsofbluesky
We learned what no pet owner wants: Petey has advanced lung cancer
We'll make him happy & comfortable for his remaining days with vet care, blankies, walks & rubs
Our vet placed Petey with us 6 y ago @ 4 yo
He's wonderful. We're lucky to share his life
Love you BuddieButt
#dogsofbluesky
We'll make him happy & comfortable for his remaining days with vet care, blankies, walks & rubs
Our vet placed Petey with us 6 y ago @ 4 yo
He's wonderful. We're lucky to share his life
Love you BuddieButt
#dogsofbluesky
May 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
A hopeful follow-up:
Lung spots on Xrays have disappeared. 😌 Labs show hypothyroidism & some type of intestinal dysfunction. Medically hard to treat (titrating drug dose/he hates the pills) but he is improving. Ups & downs but 🤞
Cautiously optimistic that Petey is sticking around. ❤️#dogsofbluesky
Lung spots on Xrays have disappeared. 😌 Labs show hypothyroidism & some type of intestinal dysfunction. Medically hard to treat (titrating drug dose/he hates the pills) but he is improving. Ups & downs but 🤞
Cautiously optimistic that Petey is sticking around. ❤️#dogsofbluesky