Bront
@notreallybrett.bsky.social
Software Engineer
Subjectively Funny
Looking down to the high five
8647 50501
Subjectively Funny
Looking down to the high five
8647 50501
Wait you're telling me this ISN'T @travismcelroy.bsky.social ??
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Wait you're telling me this ISN'T @travismcelroy.bsky.social ??
Refilled my anxiety prescription and have been able to breathe through both nostrils for a week now. If someone gave me Adderall rn I might be able to overthrow a small third world country.
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Refilled my anxiety prescription and have been able to breathe through both nostrils for a week now. If someone gave me Adderall rn I might be able to overthrow a small third world country.
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Me: "It's on fire"
April: "I have a torch out, there's going to be a fire"
April: "I have a torch out, there's going to be a fire"
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Me: "It's on fire"
April: "I have a torch out, there's going to be a fire"
April: "I have a torch out, there's going to be a fire"
I don't think I like the new app icon...
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I don't think I like the new app icon...
Trump was the throat goat after all
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Trump was the throat goat after all
Referring to my pets and baby collectively as "chat" from now on for my own entertainment
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Referring to my pets and baby collectively as "chat" from now on for my own entertainment
Nothing reminds my dog that she doesn't like bananas faster than her begging for some of the banana I'm eating
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Nothing reminds my dog that she doesn't like bananas faster than her begging for some of the banana I'm eating
I love playing games online with my Californian friends and being reminded of how deep coastal elitism propaganda has been programmed into them
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I love playing games online with my Californian friends and being reminded of how deep coastal elitism propaganda has been programmed into them
My cat's favorite game lately has been playing shoes
September 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My cat's favorite game lately has been playing shoes
Rat Utopia was a failed experiment because we never allowed the toxic male rats to start a podcast and use it to influence younger, impressionable male rats
August 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Rat Utopia was a failed experiment because we never allowed the toxic male rats to start a podcast and use it to influence younger, impressionable male rats
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Teaching her what Microsoft Teams is (she's upset about it)
August 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Teaching her what Microsoft Teams is (she's upset about it)
Took a crack at @governorwalz.mn.gov (award winning) taco tot hot dish
July 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Took a crack at @governorwalz.mn.gov (award winning) taco tot hot dish
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sorry for not posting for a bit. someone found the right harmonic frequency to collapse me back into a waveform
July 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
sorry for not posting for a bit. someone found the right harmonic frequency to collapse me back into a waveform
They don't know about Pawfficer Donut
July 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
They don't know about Pawfficer Donut
Well new Motion City Soundtrack wasn't on my 2025 bingo card
July 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Well new Motion City Soundtrack wasn't on my 2025 bingo card
They may not like the puppy, but they sure love the BIG BOWL
July 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
They may not like the puppy, but they sure love the BIG BOWL
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yall were sending Bill Clinton out to NYC to campaign for Andrew Cuomo like a month ago
July 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
yall were sending Bill Clinton out to NYC to campaign for Andrew Cuomo like a month ago