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Bront
@notreallybrett.bsky.social
Software Engineer
Subjectively Funny
Looking down to the high five
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Wait you're telling me this ISN'T @travismcelroy.bsky.social ??
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Refilled my anxiety prescription and have been able to breathe through both nostrils for a week now. If someone gave me Adderall rn I might be able to overthrow a small third world country.
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch

November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Me: "It's on fire"

April: "I have a torch out, there's going to be a fire"
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I don't think I like the new app icon...
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Trump was the throat goat after all
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
RIP @theonion.com 1988-2025
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Donica Lewinsky?
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Referring to my pets and baby collectively as "chat" from now on for my own entertainment
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Nothing reminds my dog that she doesn't like bananas faster than her begging for some of the banana I'm eating
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I love playing games online with my Californian friends and being reminded of how deep coastal elitism propaganda has been programmed into them
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Late bday present #magictcg #edh
September 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My cat's favorite game lately has been playing shoes
September 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
🦀🦀🦀🦀
September 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Rat Utopia was a failed experiment because we never allowed the toxic male rats to start a podcast and use it to influence younger, impressionable male rats
August 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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@democrats.org eat a bowl of shit
August 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Teaching her what Microsoft Teams is (she's upset about it)
August 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Took a crack at @governorwalz.mn.gov (award winning) taco tot hot dish
July 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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sorry for not posting for a bit. someone found the right harmonic frequency to collapse me back into a waveform
July 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
They don't know about Pawfficer Donut
July 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Family photo!
July 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Well new Motion City Soundtrack wasn't on my 2025 bingo card
July 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
They may not like the puppy, but they sure love the BIG BOWL
July 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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yall were sending Bill Clinton out to NYC to campaign for Andrew Cuomo like a month ago
July 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM