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gave mass another shot and the priest hated on Hallma movies which is just the final straw.
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My oldest comes home from a semester in Dublin tonight. I’m super excited to see him but also super excited that there’s someone else I can legally send to the package store and cross one errand off my list.
December 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Merry Christmas. My hospital just reinstated required masking. Stay healthy out there.
December 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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this is sick and evil. blow up dhs
ICE has posted a video of Santa Claus arresting immigrants. Your government is hijacking a symbol of charity to spread fear and hate. it’s up to all of us to defeat these twisted fascists.
December 23, 2025 at 9:10 AM
High school band played for the elementary schools today and the “concert black attire” rule was suspended for the day and TL:DR this was my son
December 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
December 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I went to the mall today. Yes, the mall is an overstimulating nightmare but sometimes Santa needs to panic buy last minute to make sure everything is even under the tree. That said, I always appreciated the mall Christmas bc it felt like festive frenzy with the decorations and kids seeing Santa.
December 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I recently listened to a podcast called “(christmas past) and I chose the episode about Dean Martin 1968 Christmas special so I watched it on youtube. It was obviously cheesy and sexist (which was basically the commentary but in a respectful “times have changed way”) but I still kind of loved it.
December 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I saw a comment on SM that I will paraphrase: “Providence can mail you an HD quality photo of your car running a red light but can only produce a grainy video of the shooter from behind” and this is honestly so true. Not that I, um, know from personal experience though.
December 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Jesus fucking Christ, America. We are a shithole country with a shithole president and a shithole congress that does nothing to stop this entirely preventable violence. Fuck your guns and fuck you.
so far tonight msnbc has interviewed two students from brown university that are also survivors of separate high school shootings.

insanity.
December 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I cant stand red notifications so I finally gave in and updated my iPhone and now I hate everything.
December 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
We still have a landlline but we can’t ever answer it bc A) we don’t want to But B) we usually can’t disturb the cat
December 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Every year my friend and I go to NYC for the day at Xmas time. The first year we stumbled on a lite crime scene and a wedding at St Patrick’s (I can’t think of a worse place to get married even if you were super Catholic and that was your home Parrish) and we’ve been chasing that high ever since.
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
my son asked me to make cookies for band. I am leaving to go to nyc for the day and completely forgot but I did make dough at 5am bc guilt. I told him he had to make them and his last words as he went back to sleep were, “well is “sister* going with you?” She’s not a cheap bribe but good luck.
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I just left Dollar Tree and was owed 37 cents change but they only gave me 35cents ”bc they aren’t making pennies anymore“ and I accepted it bc I’m not taking my annoyance out on a DT worker but wtf? Are they rounding up at 49c? I know it sounds petty but keeping a few pennies at stores across
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Arrived home from Ireland minutes ago and I have a lot of thoughts to work out in my head but top of list is understanding why Papa John’s and Krispy Kreme exist there. I maybe get the KK hype bc we don’t have it in MA so it’s a novelty for sure but Papa Johns? Really?
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Ireland is ridiculous
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Greetings from Ireland
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Greetings from Ireland.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My middle son has a job at a supermarket and refused to help his sister get a job (ie recommen her) so now she’s interviewing with a rival supermarket.
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
talk me out of the morbid curiosity I have to read Nuzzi’s piece. Please.
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A boy my daughter likes got up from his seat to hand her scissors when she asked and smiled when she said, “thank you” and I know I’m her mom but I told her that was a good sign. (disclaimer- she/we were joking about the meaningless though polite interaction bc neither of us are actual weirdos )
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I trusted gps when it told me to drive thru Providence on 95 and I’ve never felt more wronged in my life.
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I know there a million bigger problems but I have to drive to New Jersey tomorrow. You might think this is a New Jersey insult but real ones know it’s a Connecticut insult.
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve wanted this hour back since March and I’ve absolutely wasted it already.
November 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM