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Daisy 🐝
@notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social
Your Favourite Shitposter's favourite Shitposter.

Marxist trotskyist, Socialist, Lover of Organised Union action.

32 | She/Her/They/Them | Bri'ish

Obviously I have an OF lmao
https://allmylinks.com/adonisblossoms

50% post cred goes to my twink
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Detransitioning so I can give backshots again
Finally got this life shit worked out
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The work of a procrastinator is never truly done.
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm going to have to be the adult in the room and just let this marble run go wrong by itself.

I'll pretend to be impressed as they under-utilise every piece.

But I can't argue every bridge, every loop, ever spinner, it's too much, I'm too tired.
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I think fireworks should be legal because where else will we get videos of Slovak-core alternative hoodie-anonymised minors firing rockets and hurling little powder-bombs at each other in the streets while the (original) intro to Hunter X Hunter blares from a boom-box that was made in 1993
November 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'll say this of T*mmy Nobinson, he might not have got himself a terrorism charge yet, but the safe money says he's a cokehead Nazi and he'll die like one.
November 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I'll go ahead and say it; I miss my twink.
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The real Halloween scare is not in the seeing, but in being seen.

Also being late
November 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I like that a good test of whether a man is dangerous is to simply cancel a date with him a few hours before.

I'm not even going to elaborate, it's true.
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Streaming some Iron Harvest! Join me to learn how to lose at video games
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Twitch is the world
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October 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Bruh why the grass grey tho
October 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My twink just nailed the Lord of the Rings issue regarding the question of "How do orcs know what the concept of a menu is?"

They used to be elves. Lurtz has a deep, butterfly-like pre-transition memory from which he builds his haughty demeanour amd knowledge of apéritifs.
October 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
October 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"Ohhhh I've played this one before"
-My twink, upon discovering that one of the best strategies in my little blackjack gambling game is to cause your enemies to bust.
October 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I like it when monogamous people weigh-in on monogamy because it's just really interesting to watch them engage in active trust-sabotage due to unaddressed trauma but because it's framed as a joke everyone just laughs for different reasons and some of those reasons are more tragic than others.
October 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Feet are just other hands
October 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I don't like blood so I guess that if I was a vampire I'd probably have to use those straws that have flavour balls to make choccy milk to make it less gross
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Some people must know the porn film they were conceived to. Especially gen X and millennials, gen z even. Loads of people like specific movies and enough of those people are probably now wacky parents who told their kids -S
September 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Jerkin' it morning, Goon, and night.
September 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"You're telling me that a broker"..."uh"..."stocked these stocks?🤨"

i'm still not sure what joke was.
September 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
"Being trans is disrespectful to those who aren't okay with it"

Good? Lol? Why would I respect ignorance? Or worse bigotry? Be serious.
September 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Interesting that "whoever smelt it dealt it" also applies to a stroke.
September 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Why didn't Mary and Joseph just get the eagles to fly them to Bethlehem
September 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Happy birthday, girl, wish you were still here x
What's one of your favorite Amy songs? 🎶
Remembering Amy Jade Winehouse, born in London, England on September 14, 1983. She was a member of the National Youth Jazz Orchestra & in June 2000, at the age of 16, she made her debut with them at the Rayners Hotel. Her debut album, "Frank" was released 👇
September 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Watching all these centrist pundits stress the “civility” of Charlie Kirk’s style without addressing the ugliness of his substance is giving me a renewed appreciation of how the civil, polite White Citizens’ Councils conned the same crowd into thinking they were distinct from the cruder Klan.
September 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM