Man on the Moon(board)
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Trying really hard on surprisingly moderate boulder problems. Pursuit of local strava segments 30 years to late. A nuisance in the airport sunglasses shop.
What we saying, just fuck the ones that cough?
October 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
What we saying, just fuck the ones that cough?
Around about the same time the 'Raise the colours' campaign started.
Just saying.
Just saying.
October 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Around about the same time the 'Raise the colours' campaign started.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Start doing drug busts in fancy bars and clubs. Rich people don't want criminal records.
October 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Start doing drug busts in fancy bars and clubs. Rich people don't want criminal records.
The fact that he's never going to leave the Whitehouse voluntarily this time should be our biggest concern.
October 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The fact that he's never going to leave the Whitehouse voluntarily this time should be our biggest concern.
"If we didn't win this election, I was going to jail and probably getting more porrige once Jeffery's stuff came out."
fixed it.
fixed it.
October 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"If we didn't win this election, I was going to jail and probably getting more porrige once Jeffery's stuff came out."
fixed it.
fixed it.
Being stuck beside the headcase on the bus is an urban myth. He's actually in your living room on the TV, live and direct, from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
October 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Being stuck beside the headcase on the bus is an urban myth. He's actually in your living room on the TV, live and direct, from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Would have been better if it was what they had all hoped for, a Thatcher wig and handbag. It's what they've all wanted for about 30 years
October 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Would have been better if it was what they had all hoped for, a Thatcher wig and handbag. It's what they've all wanted for about 30 years
Is this the cold open of SNL?
October 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Is this the cold open of SNL?
No doubt all the Qanon MAGA Republicans will be all over this, a rich paedophile with government links. It's the proof they've been waiting for.
October 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
No doubt all the Qanon MAGA Republicans will be all over this, a rich paedophile with government links. It's the proof they've been waiting for.
What a picture the two of them make. I honestly think this is how a spider looks at a fly.
October 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
What a picture the two of them make. I honestly think this is how a spider looks at a fly.
More public liability, private profit. You'd think they'd have learned by now.
October 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
More public liability, private profit. You'd think they'd have learned by now.
If only to piss off Donald Trump 😂
October 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If only to piss off Donald Trump 😂
By having a midweek demo with 3 days notice? Sounds like a winning strategy
September 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
By having a midweek demo with 3 days notice? Sounds like a winning strategy
I await the follow-up article on Jeremy Hunt's 7 flats.
August 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I await the follow-up article on Jeremy Hunt's 7 flats.
FFS working the shaft and tickling the balls. Sean's never felt so alive.
August 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
FFS working the shaft and tickling the balls. Sean's never felt so alive.
Still thinks some brands are too spicy.
August 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Still thinks some brands are too spicy.
Local Reform council meltdown incoming.
August 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Local Reform council meltdown incoming.
I wonder if he goes into as much detail about circumventing the electoral spending limits; utilising stooges like Darren Grimes to inject an extra £600,000 into the campaign and exploiting opaque Northern Irish political funding rules?
August 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I wonder if he goes into as much detail about circumventing the electoral spending limits; utilising stooges like Darren Grimes to inject an extra £600,000 into the campaign and exploiting opaque Northern Irish political funding rules?
I didn't know this was a thing. Any recommendations for live funds?
August 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I didn't know this was a thing. Any recommendations for live funds?
Of course, nobody thinks the tiger will eat their face.
July 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Of course, nobody thinks the tiger will eat their face.
When he mentioned levels of pollution is Scottish water being higher despite it being nationalised, I think you really missed the opportunity to point out that Scots aren't faced with the prospect of a £100B buyout or lengthy legal battles to do something, which he just mentioned England faces.
July 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When he mentioned levels of pollution is Scottish water being higher despite it being nationalised, I think you really missed the opportunity to point out that Scots aren't faced with the prospect of a £100B buyout or lengthy legal battles to do something, which he just mentioned England faces.
If you're "just asking questions", you should put as much effort into finding the answers
July 20, 2025 at 10:14 AM
If you're "just asking questions", you should put as much effort into finding the answers
For more on Andrew Wakefield
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July 19, 2025 at 6:35 AM
For more on Andrew Wakefield
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