The Imitable NotMike
@notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts
Like a big, dumb Frankenstein, striving to be greater than the sum of his parts.
Nice sounding %s? Their own KPIs show them consistently failing.
Note that their target for 'your bus is no more than 5min late' 85%, and they don't reach it.
Unless you leave earlier than OCT's Plan, you're not making it to work on time once a week. On less-frequent routes, it's 5 days a month.
Note that their target for 'your bus is no more than 5min late' 85%, and they don't reach it.
Unless you leave earlier than OCT's Plan, you're not making it to work on time once a week. On less-frequent routes, it's 5 days a month.
Key performance indicators | OC Transpo
www.octranspo.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Nice sounding %s? Their own KPIs show them consistently failing.
Note that their target for 'your bus is no more than 5min late' 85%, and they don't reach it.
Unless you leave earlier than OCT's Plan, you're not making it to work on time once a week. On less-frequent routes, it's 5 days a month.
Note that their target for 'your bus is no more than 5min late' 85%, and they don't reach it.
Unless you leave earlier than OCT's Plan, you're not making it to work on time once a week. On less-frequent routes, it's 5 days a month.
Hang on, I knew that hanging onto those 10Base2 terminators would come in handy some day... No, that's the box with the S-Video cables...
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Hang on, I knew that hanging onto those 10Base2 terminators would come in handy some day... No, that's the box with the S-Video cables...
Yeah, like, which cables? Network? Power? AV?
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Yeah, like, which cables? Network? Power? AV?
No one can blame you for staring at what I imagine looked like a propane tank with legs.
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
No one can blame you for staring at what I imagine looked like a propane tank with legs.
The closest I ever get to this is when I push the button in the Canadian Tire app to flash the light near the product on the shelf, don't see it, and then go get help to point out the flashing light right in front of my face.
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The closest I ever get to this is when I push the button in the Canadian Tire app to flash the light near the product on the shelf, don't see it, and then go get help to point out the flashing light right in front of my face.
It had been the 11th month for over forty years.
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It had been the 11th month for over forty years.
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The Julian calendar was standardized in 46BCE. This shifted Jan/Feb to the beginning of the year when originally (for the previous 667 years) they followed December.
The Julian calendar was standardized in 46BCE. This shifted Jan/Feb to the beginning of the year when originally (for the previous 667 years) they followed December.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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The Julian calendar was standardized in 46BCE. This shifted Jan/Feb to the beginning of the year when originally (for the previous 667 years) they followed December.
The Julian calendar was standardized in 46BCE. This shifted Jan/Feb to the beginning of the year when originally (for the previous 667 years) they followed December.
It sounds exactly like The Running Man, but for people with poor cardio.
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It sounds exactly like The Running Man, but for people with poor cardio.
"Go get the podium out of the car, I'll give them a few words."
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"Go get the podium out of the car, I'll give them a few words."
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