NOT Lenny Bruce
@notlennybruce.bsky.social
Resident of Loserville, USA.
Touring the country for what seems like forever.
Your hometown? I’ve probably been there.
Touring the country for what seems like forever.
Your hometown? I’ve probably been there.
The show I work on canceled all day because of this blackout that went through a lot of San Fran. Specifically in the Tenderloin district, where the theatre is.
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The show I work on canceled all day because of this blackout that went through a lot of San Fran. Specifically in the Tenderloin district, where the theatre is.
Someone made a Motown interpretation of Ok Computer using AI…. And I hate how good it is.
youtu.be/_Z3XjVY_Gjw?...
youtu.be/_Z3XjVY_Gjw?...
Radiohead – OK Computer (Full Motown Soul Album by BAUS)
YouTube video by BAUS
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Someone made a Motown interpretation of Ok Computer using AI…. And I hate how good it is.
youtu.be/_Z3XjVY_Gjw?...
youtu.be/_Z3XjVY_Gjw?...
I put two glasses in the sink and they clanged together making that high pitch sound from THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE…and now I’m triggered.
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I put two glasses in the sink and they clanged together making that high pitch sound from THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE…and now I’m triggered.
We are knee deep in December.
Has Fox News started their “the radical left has declared war on Christmas” news cycle yet?
Has Fox News started their “the radical left has declared war on Christmas” news cycle yet?
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We are knee deep in December.
Has Fox News started their “the radical left has declared war on Christmas” news cycle yet?
Has Fox News started their “the radical left has declared war on Christmas” news cycle yet?
Picture of the staff who operate my bsky account
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Picture of the staff who operate my bsky account
Isn’t that sweet? The criminals at FIFA awarded Trump a participation trophy.
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Isn’t that sweet? The criminals at FIFA awarded Trump a participation trophy.
Me: God people waste hours of their life watching pointless YouTube videos.
Also me while watching a two hour facial acne extraction video:
Also me while watching a two hour facial acne extraction video:
a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn while sitting at a table .
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December 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Me: God people waste hours of their life watching pointless YouTube videos.
Also me while watching a two hour facial acne extraction video:
Also me while watching a two hour facial acne extraction video:
Awww. One of the local crew brought me a shot of espresso at my call desk. If only it made the show go faster.
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Awww. One of the local crew brought me a shot of espresso at my call desk. If only it made the show go faster.
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Aaron Parnas
@aaronparnas.bsky.social
@aaronparnas.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Aaron Parnas
@aaronparnas.bsky.social
@aaronparnas.bsky.social
I did ketamine for the first time last night.
All it did was make me vomit and gave me diarrhea.
How is this the go to drug for Musk and suburban housewives?
All it did was make me vomit and gave me diarrhea.
How is this the go to drug for Musk and suburban housewives?
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I did ketamine for the first time last night.
All it did was make me vomit and gave me diarrhea.
How is this the go to drug for Musk and suburban housewives?
All it did was make me vomit and gave me diarrhea.
How is this the go to drug for Musk and suburban housewives?
Images and videos were released from Epstein Island.
Scandalous!
It had beds, and a pool, and trees, and water…lots and lots of water.
Not really as incriminating as say, Michael Jackson’s compound.
Scandalous!
It had beds, and a pool, and trees, and water…lots and lots of water.
Not really as incriminating as say, Michael Jackson’s compound.
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Images and videos were released from Epstein Island.
Scandalous!
It had beds, and a pool, and trees, and water…lots and lots of water.
Not really as incriminating as say, Michael Jackson’s compound.
Scandalous!
It had beds, and a pool, and trees, and water…lots and lots of water.
Not really as incriminating as say, Michael Jackson’s compound.
Leave it to Trump to start finding the criminal democrats, there are many, who he’ll start pardoning to get their favor.
This country is, and always was, a fucking joke.
This country is, and always was, a fucking joke.
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Leave it to Trump to start finding the criminal democrats, there are many, who he’ll start pardoning to get their favor.
This country is, and always was, a fucking joke.
This country is, and always was, a fucking joke.
True power is knowing they’d have to cancel the show, and lose 100’s of thousands of dollars in the process, if I didn’t show up.
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
True power is knowing they’d have to cancel the show, and lose 100’s of thousands of dollars in the process, if I didn’t show up.
I just tried to take a hit off of my AirPod pro case instead of my vape.
Like…put it to my mouth even.
Like…put it to my mouth even.
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I just tried to take a hit off of my AirPod pro case instead of my vape.
Like…put it to my mouth even.
Like…put it to my mouth even.
Finally made it to Tucson.
Now off to check into my hotel, change out of this outfit I’ve bedn wearing for 24 hours. And head to work.
Now off to check into my hotel, change out of this outfit I’ve bedn wearing for 24 hours. And head to work.
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Finally made it to Tucson.
Now off to check into my hotel, change out of this outfit I’ve bedn wearing for 24 hours. And head to work.
Now off to check into my hotel, change out of this outfit I’ve bedn wearing for 24 hours. And head to work.
Finally on my way to Tucson.
I swear, if anyone at work says the wrong thing to me today, even in jest…
I swear, if anyone at work says the wrong thing to me today, even in jest…
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Finally on my way to Tucson.
I swear, if anyone at work says the wrong thing to me today, even in jest…
I swear, if anyone at work says the wrong thing to me today, even in jest…
I missed my connection.
Stuck in SLC for the night.
At least delta booked my hotel for me.
Stuck in SLC for the night.
At least delta booked my hotel for me.
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I missed my connection.
Stuck in SLC for the night.
At least delta booked my hotel for me.
Stuck in SLC for the night.
At least delta booked my hotel for me.
And to add insult to injury, I’m gonna have to run to my next gate to make my connection.
Like…I don’t even like this job!
But do I want to be stuck in Salt Lake City over night?
Man.
Fuck capitalism.
Like…I don’t even like this job!
But do I want to be stuck in Salt Lake City over night?
Man.
Fuck capitalism.
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
And to add insult to injury, I’m gonna have to run to my next gate to make my connection.
Like…I don’t even like this job!
But do I want to be stuck in Salt Lake City over night?
Man.
Fuck capitalism.
Like…I don’t even like this job!
But do I want to be stuck in Salt Lake City over night?
Man.
Fuck capitalism.
How good is this edible? So good, I temporarily forgot what year it was.
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
How good is this edible? So good, I temporarily forgot what year it was.
Nothing like fighting shitty weather to get to a city I don’t want to go to…to work a job I no longer want to work.
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Nothing like fighting shitty weather to get to a city I don’t want to go to…to work a job I no longer want to work.
Heading to the airport in a snowstorm.
My uber driver is listening to Christian Hip Hop.
Which is deceiving, because I was jamming to the beat and then I started listening to the lyrics and was all, “Wait a minute, ‘god is good all the time’? What the fuck?! No! Noooooooo!”
My uber driver is listening to Christian Hip Hop.
Which is deceiving, because I was jamming to the beat and then I started listening to the lyrics and was all, “Wait a minute, ‘god is good all the time’? What the fuck?! No! Noooooooo!”
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Heading to the airport in a snowstorm.
My uber driver is listening to Christian Hip Hop.
Which is deceiving, because I was jamming to the beat and then I started listening to the lyrics and was all, “Wait a minute, ‘god is good all the time’? What the fuck?! No! Noooooooo!”
My uber driver is listening to Christian Hip Hop.
Which is deceiving, because I was jamming to the beat and then I started listening to the lyrics and was all, “Wait a minute, ‘god is good all the time’? What the fuck?! No! Noooooooo!”
This week off was too short.
Can I make it to August with this fucking show?
Can I make it to August with this fucking show?
November 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This week off was too short.
Can I make it to August with this fucking show?
Can I make it to August with this fucking show?
Me, when I finally get that universal remote that controls all of my devices:
a close up of a ring on a sword with the words `` one ring to rule them all '' written on it .
ALT: a close up of a ring on a sword with the words `` one ring to rule them all '' written on it .
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November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Me, when I finally get that universal remote that controls all of my devices: