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NOT Lenny Bruce
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Resident of Loserville, USA.
Touring the country for what seems like forever.
Your hometown? I’ve probably been there.
Just watched the “Thoughts and Prayers” documentary on HBO.
It’s fascinating, and I feel so conflicted.
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
OPERATION RAW IS LAW
Operation Strapping Manservant
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Me: Hey buddy! (Pats him on the back)

Automation carpenter: Ow! Don’t touch me!
I know where you’ve been.

Me: but wait…this tests came back negative!

(He walks away)

Me: THEY WERE NEGATIVE!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Our government will do nothing about this until planes start crashing into each other in the sky.
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The thing about billionaires is, they won’t get rid of themselves.
They need our help.
November 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Julia Fox wore a bloodied Jackie O dress, ala post JFk assassination, for Halloween.
Why?
Because before everyone was outraged by this, they were saying, “Who the fuck is Julia Fox?”
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Trump is vying to end the filibuster. Democrats are all:
a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Riley Gaines went from a mid talent, 5th place athlete, to a successful right wing influencer/grifter,
Shouldn’t she be THANKING trans folk?
October 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
“So I made some tea with it, and now I have an infection.”
October 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Reposted by NOT Lenny Bruce
Today we’re publishing our first investigation into the exposed web server of Rope Culture, a neo-Nazi online magazine made by the same people behind the infamous Iron March forum.
Neo-Nazi “Rope Culture” Web Server Reveals the Structure and Culture of a Far-Right Network
The exposed web server of Rope Culture, a neo-Nazi online magazine, contains a trove of data for understanding the transnational demographics and scope of its user base, and the activity of prominent ...
decoherence.media
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I judge a city by whether or not a Fuddruckers still exists there.
October 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The security guard at my Airbnb thinks I’m sus:
October 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
After this show is done I’m gonna write a tell all memoir about the Broadway industry called “Faking my way to the middle”.
October 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
With the Louvre jewels still missing, Paris has put their best on the case:
a man in a trench coat and hat stands in a hallway
ALT: a man in a trench coat and hat stands in a hallway
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I read this boring AF interview about Jenna Jameson, with the hopes it would shed light on how she got sucked into Qanon.

Like…that happened right? That wasn’t a drug fueled haze in 2020 when I trolled her for thinking Mole Children existed?

Look at this pic and caption from the article.
October 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Idea: A wine maker called “Killer Wines”

Each vintage/varietal will be named after a different serial killer.

So…who wants to go all in on a vineyard with me?
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Videos that come up on my YouTube algorithm…

Right winger: Hello

Left winger: Hi

Video title: Left wing influencer ANNIHILATES right winger in savage interview.
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Francis Ford Coppola says he is broke.

He has to “sell several watches” to make some money back.

Unlike the rest of us you have to sell plasma or a kidney to get out of a financial hole.
October 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
See?
October 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I just saw John Mulaney’s bit about playing “What’s New Pussycat” on a continuous loop at a diner.

Firstly, that’s my bit. I’ve been doing that at bars since 2000.

Secondly, ain’t no way he did that shit at the age of 11.

Thirdly, sometime I change it up and play “in-a-gadda-da-vida”.
October 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This song sounds like an unreleased track off of “Wish You Were Here”.

And this video for it…

youtu.be/AjK8utJPVws?...
Common Saints - Rebel Paradise (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Common Saints
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
God dammit, I forget his name.
You know that actor…the one who shows up in the movie
and you go, “Oh yeah! That guy!!”
Well…
That guy.
October 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Is Emma Stone an alien in her new film?

Spoiler alert: you never find out and it doesn’t really matter.
October 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM