A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.

Yankees are up by two touchdowns late in the second half

can't wait to play civ 7 like i play all the other civ games: exclusively play vanilla because expansion packs seem weird, play exactly the same style with the same civ for 1000 hours over the next decade, mostly ignore entire key game mechanics, and consequently never actually get very good at it

i think it’s ridiculous that bluesky doesn’t serve dinner. it’s 7 o’clock on the east coast. clearly the joke’s on me for assuming there’d be food. guess i’ll just eat my boot