Don't say "fuck, I've ordered the wrong size sex toy"
Instead, say "I unexpectedly took on a new challenge"
Anyway here is my latest unexpected challenge 😬

Tetherspouts final verdict: fun, but sadly my anatomy doesn't play nice unless I go so deep it doesn't stick out when installed which really defeats the purpose. Shame really, I would have loved more secure chastity play and getting pierced is out of the question for me.

Happy new year my fellow degenerates!

It came in today! Took a few tries to get it to fit. The first tries I could pull it right out, but when I tried it a bit deeper it finally stayed in place. Gave it a good pull and it wouldn't budge... Which made me panic so I immediately removed it again. Tetherspouts are scary 😅

Mouth: sore from being gagged
Nipples: in pain from clamps
Guts: rearranged by toys as thick as my arm.
Prostate: fully milked
Balls: emptied
Cock: locked and untouched

Pure fucking bliss is what this is. I'd gladly trade my kingdom for a mistress who treats me this way.

I just ordered a tetherspout as an anti-pullout method during chastity play. I didn't even know those things existed until last week, but I'm really looking forward to trying it 😁
Worst case: It's not for me
Best case: I like it.
Best worse case: I REALLY like it and want a PA piercing next lol

Been dabbling with local LLM's in LM Studio. I'm surprised by how this works for erotic roleplay and interactive stories. With some tweaking to the system prompt you can even turn it into episodic content, adding highlights from previous sessions. The future is now!

I just sterilised my sex toys in a pot of boiling water, or as I like to call it: making dildo soup. Remember people, regularly deep cleaning your toys is important for your own health and safety. And while you're at it, also inspect your toys for any damage ✌️

I have officially reached the age where I need to do stretches before indulging in bedroom activities. Worst leg cramp ever!

Is it Locktober yet?

#ChastityPlay has to be my favourite kink to indulge in right now. I just love the submission and giving up access to my cock to a keyholder or a chaster.app self-lock. Serving her with my tongue and toys, while only being teased and denialed myself until she feels I deserve some release.

Speaking of promising #hgames I once supported, it seems #VirtualSuccubus is finally undergoing some much needed optimalisation and received a way more user intuitive settings UI. Still going to wait for a one-time full version purchase option tho as I have already supported the project for a year.

I've been burned by adult/lewd gamedevs too often. From blatantly leeching their Patreon with minimal updates, using DRM to enforce subscriptions to even having the audacity to force their longtime supporters to buy the full release. Just offer a one-time purchase already #hgame #adultgame #gamedev

If you remember this sad panda you deserve a veterans discount.