NotJustABarista
@notjustabarista.bsky.social
I'm bigger on the inside. He/him.
Seattle, WA
Seattle, WA
That’s some John Cornyn brisket bbq there 🤣
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
That’s some John Cornyn brisket bbq there 🤣
Drink looks delicious!
January 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Drink looks delicious!
I’ve never gotten that one that I can remember but once or twice a year I’ll get the ”all my teeth are falling out”
January 28, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I’ve never gotten that one that I can remember but once or twice a year I’ll get the ”all my teeth are falling out”
Guy looks like a boiled hot dog
January 26, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Guy looks like a boiled hot dog
January 25, 2026 at 12:54 AM
lol sorry for the spam
January 24, 2026 at 1:17 AM
lol sorry for the spam
This ICE agent and the man he’s accusing of not being a US citizen have the same damn accent. If this were a movie, this scene would be on the cutting room floor.
January 24, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Each day 1000 new versions of the Elian Gonzalez picture that defined Janet Reno in my child brain but now it's just a bunch of chuds saying how based it is to point machine guns at brown kids
January 22, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Each day 1000 new versions of the Elian Gonzalez picture that defined Janet Reno in my child brain but now it's just a bunch of chuds saying how based it is to point machine guns at brown kids
We got air pirates! Woo!
January 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
We got air pirates! Woo!
Consistently embarrassed by my alma mater. Genuinely wonder what my life would have been like if I'd picked UT over A&M 20 years ago. I wanted to go to culinary school but my parents said I needed to go to college so despite getting into both, I went where more of my friends were going.
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Consistently embarrassed by my alma mater. Genuinely wonder what my life would have been like if I'd picked UT over A&M 20 years ago. I wanted to go to culinary school but my parents said I needed to go to college so despite getting into both, I went where more of my friends were going.
Which one do you think wiped for him?
January 11, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Which one do you think wiped for him?
For me as just some dude, Twitter still has the pulse on what is happening on a second to second basis which scratches an itch in my brain but that comes with the enormous caveat that an idiot nazi is now putting his whole hand on the scale to change what is being surfaced moment to moment
January 10, 2026 at 7:15 AM
For me as just some dude, Twitter still has the pulse on what is happening on a second to second basis which scratches an itch in my brain but that comes with the enormous caveat that an idiot nazi is now putting his whole hand on the scale to change what is being surfaced moment to moment
What’s your stance on giving boobs to Animal Crossing characters??? /s
January 10, 2026 at 7:11 AM
What’s your stance on giving boobs to Animal Crossing characters??? /s
Hmmm yes, this was totally the take away
January 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Hmmm yes, this was totally the take away
What a great typo 🤣
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
What a great typo 🤣
I’d hate to get stuck with gold when i could be Frankincense or Myrrh
December 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I’d hate to get stuck with gold when i could be Frankincense or Myrrh