@notjeisson.bsky.social
Repository for jokes I made while sitting alone at home in silence
@usernamewyatt.bsky.social is the greatest
October 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
@usernamewyatt.bsky.social is the greatest
Tell me you’re obsessed with being a bike commuter without telling me you’re obsessed with being a bike commuter
August 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Tell me you’re obsessed with being a bike commuter without telling me you’re obsessed with being a bike commuter
Am I getting more muscular or just better at angling myself for the camera?
July 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Am I getting more muscular or just better at angling myself for the camera?
Hair length update
July 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Hair length update
Hair length update
July 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Hair length update
Hair length update
June 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Hair length update
Hair length update
May 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Hair length update
Hair length update
May 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Hair length update
Reposted
FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam
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April 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam
theonion.com/fbi-war...
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YouTube recommendations are always dragging me for no reason omg 😭
April 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
YouTube recommendations are always dragging me for no reason omg 😭
I love working out cause if I’m going to be single forever I can at least prove that it’s not cause I’m not hot, I can proudly know it’s just my personality
April 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I love working out cause if I’m going to be single forever I can at least prove that it’s not cause I’m not hot, I can proudly know it’s just my personality
Hair length update
March 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Hair length update
I love cosplaying as a gym bro
March 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I love cosplaying as a gym bro
I love cracking my phone screen so much. It’s like the next level after the endorphin boost from cracking my fingers doesn’t cut it anymore.
March 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I love cracking my phone screen so much. It’s like the next level after the endorphin boost from cracking my fingers doesn’t cut it anymore.
I proudly do NOT steal any of my jokes!!!
That’s why they’re always so mediocre!!!!!
That’s why they’re always so mediocre!!!!!
February 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I proudly do NOT steal any of my jokes!!!
That’s why they’re always so mediocre!!!!!
That’s why they’re always so mediocre!!!!!
I may be getting old and wrinkly but today I looked in the mirror and realized… I’m also losing my vision so I still look great!
February 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I may be getting old and wrinkly but today I looked in the mirror and realized… I’m also losing my vision so I still look great!
I don’t have anywhere else to post this so
February 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I don’t have anywhere else to post this so
Idk why all my posts so far are about teeth
February 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Idk why all my posts so far are about teeth
I just feel like we have too many teeth there has to be another way
February 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I just feel like we have too many teeth there has to be another way
I wonder what my wisdom teeth are up to these days
January 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I wonder what my wisdom teeth are up to these days