How to scrap environmental protection rules without actually scrapping environmental protection rules.

There were dick jokes that hinged on everyone calling them floppies.

It's amazing how much "common knowledge" changes over time.

I remember people asking why they were called "floppies" when they didn't flop and being shown 5.25-inch floppies by way of an explanation.

I'm sure we can trust X to take this problem seriously now that they’re *checks notes* making money from it.

There's no point in waiting for normality to resume. It won't.

This is the new world, and it's profoundly stupid to sit around hoping Gavin Newsom will turn up in 2030 and wave a magic wand.

Take action now to save the democratic world, or Trumpism will march right over us.

Lead man theory unifies the two most important factors of our time: low level lead poisoning (due to contaminated meal replacements/supplements and the linger effects of leaded petrol) and powerful men all being whiny children.

Introducing my clone solders to onions first, so that when I finally show them an apple I can tell them to eat it raw like an onion.

"Out task now is to find these responsible ways to use AI. I'll need two dozen stout men and a good ship..."

Dune

it's a soft reboot but also a sequel. I don't know how that's supposed to work but the folks in marketing say it'll be a hit!

The genie cannot survive outside the bottle.

Incredible to see how he has apparently entwined himself in such a textbook sort of co-dependency psychodrama, and we know this because the other party is QUOTING DIRECTLY FROM THE TEXTBOOK.

“I swear these AI companies think they’re creating a new god," a member told us “It borders on religious fanaticism. Even during the meltdown Jason was like ‘We’re bringing a new sentience into being!” like… it’s a chat bot. I was using those on AOL Instant Messenger 20 years ago.”

“He lives out his whole life surfing the internet looking for things that make him interested and then occasionally checks this Discord, so it can be up to a few minutes before he responds because he’s off doing something for his own enjoyment.” and other lies to tell people angry at you.

The point of art is volume production, right?