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Alex Clucas
@nothingsprings.bsky.social
Local Cryptid
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Maybe we could just be nice to each other?

*Takes cover as Molotov cocktail is thrown through my window."
October 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
God, Britpop was shit.
October 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
October 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.
September 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
July 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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This porno raises the atk and def of all fish/sea serpent/and aqua monsters by 200
Umi
July 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Doc: "How often do you smoke?"

Me: "Only on special occasions."

Doc: "Such as?"

Me: "Waking up, having a coffee, eating food, having a shower. You know? Special stuff."
July 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I fucking hate it here
July 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Saw a quote tweet to this that said "this kinda works to the tune of hallelujah" and I had to give it a try + expand on it (will post in reply)

I did not bother tuning Teto here because I already spent 30 minutes just slapping this together and I have work today lol
June 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
June 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
8yo: "What's that smell?"
Mum: "It's your sibling."
8yo: "They do have brainrot."
May 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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alex garland directing an elden ring movie? ha. that's like if they got michael bay to direct a skibi- wait a fucking second
May 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Ya'll want some middle aged white dude feet pics? I'm broke.
May 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The real treasure was the maladaptive coping habits we picked up along the way.
May 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Finally got the two hardest to achieve cosmetics in Space Marine 2. It's not much, but it made me feel good.
May 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
For what is water? If not coffee, unbeaned?
May 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If I 'spoke my mind' I would simply be roaring and wailing in impotent rage
May 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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the pope dying is actually extremely important to members of the clergy in lower zones of the church. as the pope's spiritual body sinks into the deep, it brings an infusion of liturgical and clerical nutrients that benthic bishops, priests and even deacons can feed on for months on end
May 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
April 15, 2025 at 8:03 AM
February 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
February 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM