Dave Daphne
notfinancialadvice.bsky.social
Dave Daphne
@notfinancialadvice.bsky.social
They/Them
Yeah not to brag but I speak macaroni Latin and croissant French
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I mean if I’m already going to get fired for a screw up I may as well respond to the accusation email with
September 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I got plans to get this speeding ticket thrown out
July 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Millennials were so cringe collecting Funko Pops
July 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Americans are unhealthy? Have you seen what the French call toast?
July 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Happy Binary Data, Vol 3 release day to the 1010 other people who listen
July 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
DOJ said these were young immature men of 56. We shouldn’t ruin their lives over one mistake.
July 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Idk what glass door is doing with these community post emails describing the utter hell of office culture
June 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Whoa pride isn’t even over leave my query ass alone
June 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Someone with a Transylvanian accent bit me last night. Does it look infected?
June 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Feel old yet? The Neolithic revolution happened 10,000 years ago today
June 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Why don’t you Switch 2 a better console
June 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Why didn’t his victims simply call him TACO Bateman to stop him from killing anyone
June 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This was not about poly relationships 0/10
May 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Weebs getting disappointed that it’s just someone speaking another language and not their favorite high school dating sim
May 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Straight Men are bad at math because they’re not good at expressions
May 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and you can catch me playing the magic deck
May 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I am not gunning to fire off some type of subliminal message. That is not within my scope. I am just enjoying my Bang energy drink
May 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I get why people like Death Metal these are pretty cool
April 29, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Double it and give it to the next one
April 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Can’t believe Europeans have 25 months a year. Must be a nightmare for accountants.
April 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Be sure to tell your friends you love them and you appreciate them
April 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
What a terrible flavor
April 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gen Alpha Weezer be like
Be Meme, POV, Gyatt Damn, Skibbidi
April 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Spending the next 90 minutes explaining Opposite Day
April 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM