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Chris
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📍b*ston 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇬🇮🇹

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makes you think
The fact a certain blonde pop star had music from her latest album used on the White House’s tik tok page and hasn’t made a statement condemning it … yeah you’re over
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Need Hillary Rodham to stand up and dump that man
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
societal implications aside people yapping about “why give Apple this information” when every American’s SSN is for sale on the dark web is just… chef’s kiss
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
do we all agree he wasn’t shot or
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Meredith is insane…?
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
gays be like I got new glasses
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I got new glasses and a job offer in nyc so there’s that
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
feeling very in excelsis deo, very kneel at the altar, very gold iconography, very forgive us our trespasses, as it were, this afternoon
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I need to hear lux in the dark on imax speakers
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
the answer is “nice agents” btw
what do we think will be the most offensive costume we see in Provincetown this weekend??
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My immediate reaction to lux:
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
“no soy una santa pero estoy blessed”
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
put my cross on this morning for Rosalía
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
so falsely accused then
A D.C. man who was charged with assault after throwing his sandwich at a Border Patrol agent was found not guilty.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
new Rosalía and Hillary Duff I’m eating so good 😭😭😭
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
seeing the straight man i had an intense homoerotic friendship with sophomore year of college get engaged at the New York marathon via tik tok is an experience I’m sure god didn’t intend for me
November 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Reposted by Chris
Tick tock Kirsten Gillibrand and Chuck Schumer
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Mama is that hope in the air…?
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
NYC HAS A UGANDAN MAYOR 🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
arm
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
well Provincetown was a blast as always
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
what do we think will be the most offensive costume we see in Provincetown this weekend??
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
L m f a o
OpenAI is reportedly looking at adding ads to ChatGPT

One idea they're exploring is showing ads based off user chat memory

(via The Information)
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
at the gay pre yelling about how charli and zohran are Ugandan
October 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
patient last night said my epidural was an even better experience than her regular Botox and I thought that was beautiful
October 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM