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NotBecky75
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I'm more than just a hot blonde with a tush that won't quit! I'm not the Becky you think you know, I'm the one Becky yearns to be. Continuously learning and loving life enthusiast! I'M NOT IN A CULT!

https://therealbeckyhealy.blogspot.com/
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Vladimir Putin: "How do you blackmail someone that everyone knows rapes children?"
August 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If you drive a generic white SUV, I trust that you can tell me mayo is best to avoid because its tanginess is apt to give you heartburn!
August 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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May 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It's Wayne's World, and we're just lucky to live in it...
February 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I don't know how I won the wet t-shirt contest at the Lobo last night. Julie "Baloney Nipples" Pike's t-shirt was way wetter than mine!
January 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Nobody puts baby in the dishwasher!
January 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Me when the annoying kid running around screaming in the restaurant falls and starts crying...
a woman in a purple jacket is sitting at a table with a glass of wine .
ALT: a woman in a purple jacket is sitting at a table with a glass of wine .
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January 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I was trying to figure out how to log onto Facebook with my new iPad. After about 20 minutes of trying, I realized it was an Etch-a-Sketch. I don't own an iPad!
January 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I was attacked by a rogue whisk broom just last week!
January 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's cheap eggs day! Woohoo!
January 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Sorry about that! I was just removing my glory days of the time I appeared in the Blind Melon "No Rain" video!
January 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'm a bee! I'm a bee! I'm a bee!
January 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
He's not a pig man! He's just a fat little mental patient! And the stupidest among us elected him back into an office he proved over and over he was too inept to occupy!
January 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My friend, Kristina, uses the term "veggies" instead of saying the word "vegetables." She knows all the cool slang. She's hip like that!
January 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I like it when Dr. Phil says, "This ain't my first rodeo!" All the best doctors have catch phrases, right?!
January 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Follow me for more recipes!
January 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Facing 2025 like...
January 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I ate some yummy balls!
January 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This one must be broken! I watched it for 45 minutes and it didn't move at all!
January 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
There's a vacuum.... shaped like a duck! 🦆
December 30, 2024 at 4:54 PM
🎵 It's beginning to look a lot like Kwanzaa!... 🎵
December 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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My wife said "Your wonderful" in a text to me.

I replied "No, you're wonderful".

She's been in a good mood all day.

I don't think I should tell her I was correcting her grammar.
December 18, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM