instead of playbooks today’s nfl teams should be reading the holy bible

one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior

i actually think the pilgrims would have really enjoyed the thanksgiving day parade. they fucking loved elmo

in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam

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