Not April
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Three schnauzers in a trench coat.
Oh no, it happens all the time, you really would be surprised.
October 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Oh no, it happens all the time, you really would be surprised.
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October 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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My grandparents were LPRs for 30 years and they just never felt like doing it. They had every intention of retiring in their home country, and so they did.
October 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My grandparents were LPRs for 30 years and they just never felt like doing it. They had every intention of retiring in their home country, and so they did.
He participated in the Sydney Olympics in 2000.
Maybe his AOS or asylum was pending before the court and eventually denied owing to the gun charges. So he’d have an EAD back in 2023.
Maybe his AOS or asylum was pending before the court and eventually denied owing to the gun charges. So he’d have an EAD back in 2023.
September 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
He participated in the Sydney Olympics in 2000.
Maybe his AOS or asylum was pending before the court and eventually denied owing to the gun charges. So he’d have an EAD back in 2023.
Maybe his AOS or asylum was pending before the court and eventually denied owing to the gun charges. So he’d have an EAD back in 2023.
As a burner I can’t disagree that there is plenty about the event to make fun of. But also the men there can be the actual worst soooooo.
August 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
As a burner I can’t disagree that there is plenty about the event to make fun of. But also the men there can be the actual worst soooooo.
Door Dash gift cards are the way.
August 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Door Dash gift cards are the way.
Wait until they hear about IQ tests!
August 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Wait until they hear about IQ tests!
Bill Clinton, a creep and a sex pest?
a man and a woman standing next to each other with the words that is brand new information .
Alt: a man and a woman standing next to each other with the words that is brand new information .
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July 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Bill Clinton, a creep and a sex pest?
Removal is the correct word anyway. For one, it is Enforcement and Removal Operations doing this work. It just describes what it is.
July 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Removal is the correct word anyway. For one, it is Enforcement and Removal Operations doing this work. It just describes what it is.
Is the critical theory section upstairs or something? Guessing not.
July 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Is the critical theory section upstairs or something? Guessing not.
I am harassed less openly at work now? Cause I’m older and scarier. Got that going for me.
July 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I am harassed less openly at work now? Cause I’m older and scarier. Got that going for me.
I thoroughly enjoy the drama of Fahrenheit.
June 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I thoroughly enjoy the drama of Fahrenheit.
My two year old also enjoyed seeing these from the window of our apartment.
June 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My two year old also enjoyed seeing these from the window of our apartment.
I think his people will splinter into factions that can’t agree on “what Trump would have done.” But eventually, maybe it will take a generation, they will find a new demagogue to rally behind.
June 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I think his people will splinter into factions that can’t agree on “what Trump would have done.” But eventually, maybe it will take a generation, they will find a new demagogue to rally behind.
Oh we Stan. Whoa. I had no idea. Take all my nonexistent votes.
June 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Oh we Stan. Whoa. I had no idea. Take all my nonexistent votes.
Gosh some things never change.
May 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Gosh some things never change.
Impeccable Northern Virginia vibes.
May 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Impeccable Northern Virginia vibes.
Doubt he knows that is a thing people do in real life.
May 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Doubt he knows that is a thing people do in real life.
I would be so embarrassed to use ChatGPT for my writing. Like I promise I can hack it.
May 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I would be so embarrassed to use ChatGPT for my writing. Like I promise I can hack it.
Oh no, that ain’t it.
March 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Oh no, that ain’t it.
I’ll take the bet (although I agree they didn’t check). They are bringing him up on seemingly baseless terrorism charges and took him to Louisiana to have a more favorable jurisdiction. Case could end up at the Supreme Court. He is a test case.
March 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’ll take the bet (although I agree they didn’t check). They are bringing him up on seemingly baseless terrorism charges and took him to Louisiana to have a more favorable jurisdiction. Case could end up at the Supreme Court. He is a test case.