To quote FDR: "I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made."

He should have been allowed to nuke it

Musk is a genius! The finest American specimen! Just watch, this is a brilliant maneuver to lower the price of his own stock so he can buy it up dirt cheap and build back stronger!

Listen here, "Canada"- No one's ever stopped America from taking what it wants just like no one's ever stopped me from walking into someone's house and taking what I want! Now get in line behind Greenland, Afghanistan, and Vietnam.

It’s disgusting... We are pushed to a small corner of internet where we are allowed to be who we are. Anywhere outside of this corner we are instantly banned and shunned. Meanwhile they can openly mock, threaten and belittle us as much as they please

But… what comes around goes around

Citizens United, the Patriot Act, and the Freedom of Information Act are the greatest naturally occurring wonders of America since Mount Rushmore

I've never fallen in love with a porn star and hacked the accounts of retirees who voted Blue to fund a FMTY just for her to fuck another guy... but if I did I'd definitely not be dumb enough to do it twice. Or three times....

I have pissed oceans of time to be in you

Do you think the sewers under the Comcast Center move faster than their services or is it clogged with just as much bullshit?

You call that a lot of rats, Eggers? My mattress has more rat crap in it

Sure, when Bill Scabsguard sneaks into a woman's room and sucks on her chest it's called art. When I do it it's breaking, entering, and assault. Double standard liberal Hollywood bs