Mike Lewis
@notalenthackjob.bsky.social
38, DFW, Bisexual baggage automaton.
Ooooooooooh 👁️👁️
September 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Ooooooooooh 👁️👁️
I’m always a sucker for that little lip bite
September 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’m always a sucker for that little lip bite
It’s a far-out game.
September 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s a far-out game.
Moe himself could have poured it.
August 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Moe himself could have poured it.
“Life is feelin like a Tom Waits song, but these days when I dream I’m anything but innocent.”
August 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“Life is feelin like a Tom Waits song, but these days when I dream I’m anything but innocent.”
I’m already writing a gritty supernatural detective movie set in the mid-70s in my head based entirely around these pictures.
August 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’m already writing a gritty supernatural detective movie set in the mid-70s in my head based entirely around these pictures.
Forgive me, Mother, for I have sinned 🙏
August 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Forgive me, Mother, for I have sinned 🙏
Holy Mother, bless my soul 😳😳😳
August 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Holy Mother, bless my soul 😳😳😳
That’s what draws me in! A perfectly proportioned amount of sandwich filling!
August 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
That’s what draws me in! A perfectly proportioned amount of sandwich filling!
I desperately want to be repulsed, but honestly I kind of like the idea of being able to carve me a slice of potato salad and put it on a sandwich.
August 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I desperately want to be repulsed, but honestly I kind of like the idea of being able to carve me a slice of potato salad and put it on a sandwich.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh “hang out.”
August 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhh “hang out.”
I need to stop forgetting this app exists, I’ve missed you and all of your wonderful gadgets 💜
August 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I need to stop forgetting this app exists, I’ve missed you and all of your wonderful gadgets 💜
That’s one chunky ass electric cord lol
August 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
That’s one chunky ass electric cord lol
Is that waffle iron hooked up to the gas line?
August 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Is that waffle iron hooked up to the gas line?
That’s at least somewhat fitting lol. I saw one where they’re at the dinner table and the dad asks some question, and then it cuts back and forth between him and Fred Savage staring at each other for like 20 seconds while everyone just eats in the background before Savage just goes “uh, y-yeah :D”
August 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
That’s at least somewhat fitting lol. I saw one where they’re at the dinner table and the dad asks some question, and then it cuts back and forth between him and Fred Savage staring at each other for like 20 seconds while everyone just eats in the background before Savage just goes “uh, y-yeah :D”
I love watching those videos where they take out Daniel Stern’s narration and the show turns into long stretches of people staring at each other while waiting for a response to a question.
August 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I love watching those videos where they take out Daniel Stern’s narration and the show turns into long stretches of people staring at each other while waiting for a response to a question.