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Not A Getaway Driver
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Local Federated Lathe of Heaven and Cursed Monkey Paw Operator’s Union Delegate
Has anyone showed this to dankpods yet?
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Interstate ‘76.
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Uh oh I might have lathed this into being by commiserating with colleagues pretending to use CoPilot to keep managers happy, reminding them “Everyone has to eat shaving cream once in a while.”
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
They changed it to “comic book character” because “Dick Tracy villain” sounded ‘partisan.’
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Aw man I saw that crew cab Ute and just for a moment had my hopes up for some kind of ‘Army of Darkness’ awesomeness.
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
It’s a ‘wrapping presents on Christmas Eve’ fave.
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Time to break out the Jenga blocks.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“Only in China,” I say in the same breathless rapture with which “Only in America” was uttered by previous generations of European cartoon mice.
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I mean showing my age sure, but also I discovered it via the Windows 95 installation disc.
October 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Oh man, I read “Zuckerberg did” and was so struck by the use of the past tense that for a moment I thought I had missed some incredible news.
October 24, 2025 at 8:09 AM
His TARDIS van blows my mind every time.
October 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
It’s the workwear equivalent of the domino meme where the small domino is Paul Reiser turning up the collar but not the lapels of his suit jacket.
October 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Whereas here in Australia unfortunately had a bunch of far-right cooker rallies across the country.
October 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I saw that the UK tactfully called their solidarity marches ‘No Tyrants’ while they wait to see how the Andrew thing unfolds.

It was ‘No Kings’ in France, Germany, Italy, and Spain, which I imagine was met with mixed feelings on the part of Felipe VI.
October 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Isn’t this the film that famously only has seven colours?
October 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM