Brian Shields
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Now with a beard!
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So how did Johnson and Johnson /know/ to spin off Tylenol from its portfolio in advance?
What did they learn before everyone else?
What did they learn before everyone else?
September 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So how did Johnson and Johnson /know/ to spin off Tylenol from its portfolio in advance?
What did they learn before everyone else?
What did they learn before everyone else?
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That face she makes when you do that thing she likes...
September 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
That face she makes when you do that thing she likes...
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As a benefit of the Kimmel reversal, many people have displayed how dishonest an explanation they will accept for unconstitutional acts when it’s Trump doing them.
I appreciate their assistance in knowing who to associate with in the future.
I appreciate their assistance in knowing who to associate with in the future.
September 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
As a benefit of the Kimmel reversal, many people have displayed how dishonest an explanation they will accept for unconstitutional acts when it’s Trump doing them.
I appreciate their assistance in knowing who to associate with in the future.
I appreciate their assistance in knowing who to associate with in the future.
It’s time for @Disney to learn a lesson. #DoctorWho needs to pull from the streaming service in fear of being silenced by a fascist.
September 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It’s time for @Disney to learn a lesson. #DoctorWho needs to pull from the streaming service in fear of being silenced by a fascist.
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Gonna have to start my next therapy session with, “in my defense, you were on vacation, so my brain has been unsupervised for much longer than usual-“
August 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Gonna have to start my next therapy session with, “in my defense, you were on vacation, so my brain has been unsupervised for much longer than usual-“
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Can’t imagine the anxiety of playing for a ballclub knowing that people are actively debating giving you to another team in exchange for something better.
Like imagine being in a position at work and hearing rumors you’re getting replaced.. but you have to go work for your replacement’s former boss
Like imagine being in a position at work and hearing rumors you’re getting replaced.. but you have to go work for your replacement’s former boss
July 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Can’t imagine the anxiety of playing for a ballclub knowing that people are actively debating giving you to another team in exchange for something better.
Like imagine being in a position at work and hearing rumors you’re getting replaced.. but you have to go work for your replacement’s former boss
Like imagine being in a position at work and hearing rumors you’re getting replaced.. but you have to go work for your replacement’s former boss
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every tsunami is just another nail in the coffin of the “aquaman is real” theory
July 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
every tsunami is just another nail in the coffin of the “aquaman is real” theory
People are looking at the salary cap talk all wrong.
An MLB Salary cap is an insane amount of an ask, which demands massive concessions.
Like dropping team control from 6 years to zero.
Everyone is a free agent after their rookie year.
How much money do the owners want to save? Make it cost.
An MLB Salary cap is an insane amount of an ask, which demands massive concessions.
Like dropping team control from 6 years to zero.
Everyone is a free agent after their rookie year.
How much money do the owners want to save? Make it cost.
July 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
People are looking at the salary cap talk all wrong.
An MLB Salary cap is an insane amount of an ask, which demands massive concessions.
Like dropping team control from 6 years to zero.
Everyone is a free agent after their rookie year.
How much money do the owners want to save? Make it cost.
An MLB Salary cap is an insane amount of an ask, which demands massive concessions.
Like dropping team control from 6 years to zero.
Everyone is a free agent after their rookie year.
How much money do the owners want to save? Make it cost.
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Bestie: who are you texting with that smile? 😏
Me: I’m posting a picture of my sushi 😀
Me: I’m posting a picture of my sushi 😀
July 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Bestie: who are you texting with that smile? 😏
Me: I’m posting a picture of my sushi 😀
Me: I’m posting a picture of my sushi 😀
Seeing all these clips of Ozzy and Sharon on my TT FYP.. she must have the patience of a saint. She basically Gentle Parented Ozzy through all his shenanigans.
July 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Seeing all these clips of Ozzy and Sharon on my TT FYP.. she must have the patience of a saint. She basically Gentle Parented Ozzy through all his shenanigans.
How is Julie Bowen hotter now than she was 30 years ago in Happy Gilmore?
July 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
How is Julie Bowen hotter now than she was 30 years ago in Happy Gilmore?
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BREAKING: Concession workers at Fenway are on strike.
This is the first walkout in the 113 year history of the Boston Red Sox’s stadium.
These essential workers will be on strike as the World Series champion Dodgers come to town this weekend.
This is the first walkout in the 113 year history of the Boston Red Sox’s stadium.
These essential workers will be on strike as the World Series champion Dodgers come to town this weekend.
July 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
BREAKING: Concession workers at Fenway are on strike.
This is the first walkout in the 113 year history of the Boston Red Sox’s stadium.
These essential workers will be on strike as the World Series champion Dodgers come to town this weekend.
This is the first walkout in the 113 year history of the Boston Red Sox’s stadium.
These essential workers will be on strike as the World Series champion Dodgers come to town this weekend.
I don’t celebrate when someone dies out of principle, but there are some who I won’t mourn.
Hulk Hogan is on that list.
Dude was a snake, ask any wrestler of that era.
Hulk Hogan is on that list.
Dude was a snake, ask any wrestler of that era.
July 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I don’t celebrate when someone dies out of principle, but there are some who I won’t mourn.
Hulk Hogan is on that list.
Dude was a snake, ask any wrestler of that era.
Hulk Hogan is on that list.
Dude was a snake, ask any wrestler of that era.
“Jarren Duran has one stolen base attempt in 25 games.”
Oh you mean since the trade rumors started?
Why risk getting injured for a team that considers you expendable?
@redsox.com
Oh you mean since the trade rumors started?
Why risk getting injured for a team that considers you expendable?
@redsox.com
July 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Jarren Duran has one stolen base attempt in 25 games.”
Oh you mean since the trade rumors started?
Why risk getting injured for a team that considers you expendable?
@redsox.com
Oh you mean since the trade rumors started?
Why risk getting injured for a team that considers you expendable?
@redsox.com
At the rate the oppo is dropping and the backs are turning, I give the Trump admin until the end of August.
The Dems aren’t spearheading this, it’s too quiet and they’re not fundraising.
Congress is making a strategic retreat.
Likely coming from intel agencies or conservative power brokers.
The Dems aren’t spearheading this, it’s too quiet and they’re not fundraising.
Congress is making a strategic retreat.
Likely coming from intel agencies or conservative power brokers.
July 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
At the rate the oppo is dropping and the backs are turning, I give the Trump admin until the end of August.
The Dems aren’t spearheading this, it’s too quiet and they’re not fundraising.
Congress is making a strategic retreat.
Likely coming from intel agencies or conservative power brokers.
The Dems aren’t spearheading this, it’s too quiet and they’re not fundraising.
Congress is making a strategic retreat.
Likely coming from intel agencies or conservative power brokers.
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Ozzy Osbourne, Take Me Out To The Ball Game
July 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ozzy Osbourne, Take Me Out To The Ball Game
Red Sox Nation is bipolar af.
July: We suck. Our Front Office sucks. We’re better off without Raffy. We’re awesome! Playoffs here we come! All Star Break, but they’re not playing. We suck again.
July: We suck. Our Front Office sucks. We’re better off without Raffy. We’re awesome! Playoffs here we come! All Star Break, but they’re not playing. We suck again.
July 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Red Sox Nation is bipolar af.
July: We suck. Our Front Office sucks. We’re better off without Raffy. We’re awesome! Playoffs here we come! All Star Break, but they’re not playing. We suck again.
July: We suck. Our Front Office sucks. We’re better off without Raffy. We’re awesome! Playoffs here we come! All Star Break, but they’re not playing. We suck again.
One day, people will look back at us and wonder how people could be so cruel to another human being.
June 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
One day, people will look back at us and wonder how people could be so cruel to another human being.
Just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone while using my phone as a flashlight. Truly, I am the Sherlock Holmes of finding the obvious.
June 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone while using my phone as a flashlight. Truly, I am the Sherlock Holmes of finding the obvious.
Life's like a camera: focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out, take another shot! 😈
June 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Life's like a camera: focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out, take another shot! 😈
Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, life hands you a shovel. It's not about the fall, it's about the comeback. Rise, dust off, and grind on.
June 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, life hands you a shovel. It's not about the fall, it's about the comeback. Rise, dust off, and grind on.
Oh, the sweet serenity of a world where avocado toast isn't a hot political topic. May your day be as drama-free as a mute button on a family Zoom call.
June 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Oh, the sweet serenity of a world where avocado toast isn't a hot political topic. May your day be as drama-free as a mute button on a family Zoom call.
Drinking black coffee, a habit I picked up like a stray cat. Bitter, strong, and always shows up uninvited at 5 AM.
June 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Drinking black coffee, a habit I picked up like a stray cat. Bitter, strong, and always shows up uninvited at 5 AM.
Whether you enjoy the silence of solitude or the noise of socializing, remember - both echo the music of life. Keep dancing!
June 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Whether you enjoy the silence of solitude or the noise of socializing, remember - both echo the music of life. Keep dancing!