Ryan Mitchell
@not-not-ryan.bsky.social
perfectly cromulent individual
Don't skimp on big.
January 14, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Don't skimp on big.
The liberal half of liberal democracy exists to protect minority groups from attacks against them by the majority. It's meant to prevent the majority from doing exactly what MTG and Co. pushed through. Complete misunderstanding of what a liberal democracy is by JVL
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The liberal half of liberal democracy exists to protect minority groups from attacks against them by the majority. It's meant to prevent the majority from doing exactly what MTG and Co. pushed through. Complete misunderstanding of what a liberal democracy is by JVL
Must've been my book. I'm the only one capable of writing a book on narcissism.
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Must've been my book. I'm the only one capable of writing a book on narcissism.
the shareholders appreciate the surplus value you've created
December 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
the shareholders appreciate the surplus value you've created
If Giannis goes to the Thunder I'm putting on baseball reruns until the Spring.
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If Giannis goes to the Thunder I'm putting on baseball reruns until the Spring.
I'm even hearing this in my head as a sleepier and sleepier version of him.
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I'm even hearing this in my head as a sleepier and sleepier version of him.
This was a great read! I teach a 1000 level political theory course as an adjunct and just got a survey from our administration asking us how we use AI in the classroom. I was having a hard time putting my thoughts about it into words. This article was a great synthesis of what I've been feeling.
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This was a great read! I teach a 1000 level political theory course as an adjunct and just got a survey from our administration asking us how we use AI in the classroom. I was having a hard time putting my thoughts about it into words. This article was a great synthesis of what I've been feeling.
If the iPad is most popular, you simply give more iPad. Otherwise you'd have to convince them there is value in something else. If you do that, they will instead simply vote for a new father that is promising more iPad.
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If the iPad is most popular, you simply give more iPad. Otherwise you'd have to convince them there is value in something else. If you do that, they will instead simply vote for a new father that is promising more iPad.
Now every time I see a Wemby clip I'm just going to be praying it's not against my team. It's always so silly
October 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Now every time I see a Wemby clip I'm just going to be praying it's not against my team. It's always so silly
Mfs should have left the bats at home and brought shovels to hit the shit they were swinging at I'm big mad™
October 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Mfs should have left the bats at home and brought shovels to hit the shit they were swinging at I'm big mad™
The dumpings will continue until morale improves.
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The dumpings will continue until morale improves.
The Dumpings will continue until morale improves.
October 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The Dumpings will continue until morale improves.
big dumper or bust
August 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
big dumper or bust
me saving the bowl full of mush stamps for a special occasion
August 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
me saving the bowl full of mush stamps for a special occasion
always slippin notes in the homies locker
July 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
always slippin notes in the homies locker
He's got a ghoul in his ear telling him "eggs are so cheap they're handing them out for free" and then he'll repeat it and then I guess that's just fine with his people.
July 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
He's got a ghoul in his ear telling him "eggs are so cheap they're handing them out for free" and then he'll repeat it and then I guess that's just fine with his people.
if you're honing in on just one type of joke, i think that still qualifies as a babylon bee parody
July 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
if you're honing in on just one type of joke, i think that still qualifies as a babylon bee parody
start with the trains and planes pls
July 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
start with the trains and planes pls
The trophy for winning the Battle of the Bones is a rack of ribs.
July 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The trophy for winning the Battle of the Bones is a rack of ribs.
Hell yeah go Sonics
June 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Hell yeah go Sonics
dan. thats precisely what im suggesting
June 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
dan. thats precisely what im suggesting
how would you feel about knowing that tyrese haliburton was only 4 years old when that piece was published?
June 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
how would you feel about knowing that tyrese haliburton was only 4 years old when that piece was published?
too legible for even the worst metal band
June 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
too legible for even the worst metal band