The Grizzlies hold the record for the largest point difference in a game by beating OKC by 73 points in a 2021 game. I feel like the ass whooping they're giving us right now is some kind of response to that.

Corey Booker is an hour and a half away from calling for the release of Luigi.

Cooked, I'm afraid.

commercial with a dad watching his daughter growing up got me tearing up what the hell happened to me

I used to think people leaving their lights out for over a month after Christmas were lazy. I'm realizing now, as a lazy person, that I don't want to take my lights down because it makes everything feel dreary and depressing.

Everyone in this TJ Maxx should be at work right now. I, of course, have a good reason for being here.

Learning Russian has been hard because the Hs are Ns, the Cs are Ss, the Bs are Vs, and D is whatever Д is.

Lots of reasons to dislike X. Top of the list for me is that the supercomputer they use to train xAI uses an estimated 1 million gallons of the best drinking water in the country to cool it every day.

My Spotify Wrapped serves only to illustrate how devoted I am to music that's made me feel comfortable for the last decade and my inability to grow beyond that.

Maybe next year.

Stepping away from Twitter for a bit specifically because the Grizzlies have lost their first 6 games and people don't really talk about it here.

Which media goober will be the first to suggest that Hakeem Jeffries failing to get a majority 15 times this year means he should step aside?

I think if there's no Speaker of the House elected the rules restricting CSPAN's camera usage should be suspended and we should be able to see all the messy conversations happening on the floor.