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@not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social
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One of those queer radical leftists your mom warned you about.

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · Sep 18
Finally, a new social media experience to neglect.
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Ham
January 1, 2026 at 1:44 AM
not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social
Me: I want to feel insane
Me: *gets on the internet*
Me: Cool
December 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social
An unskippable, unpausable cutscene right when you have to pee
December 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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My cat is the best cat. And so is yours. And theirs. And every cat I've ever seen.
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social
Why are billionaires
mcuban.bsky.social Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 7d
Mr Cuban,

I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social
Finished crocheting my first triangle shawl. I'm pleased with it.
A crocheted shawl, draped in a cozy crumpled pile on a gray and white striped quilt. The body of the shawl is a dark maroon and made up of alternating puff and double crochet stitches done in V shapes. There is a pale mauve moss stitch border with large fluffy matching tassels hanging from the corners. A crocheted shawl, laid flat with the edges folded over towards the center on a gray and white striped quilt. The body of the shawl is a dark maroon and made up of alternating puff and double crochet stitches done in V shapes. There is a pale mauve moss stitch border with large fluffy matching tassels hanging from the corners.
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social
I am not very good at it yet as someone who is relatively new to crochet but I have developed a slight obsession with the Celtic weave stitch.
Two chunky crocheted headbands lying on a wooden table with a black and white table runner. The first headband is a gray and white gradient, with HDC stitches along both edges and Celtic weave stitches around the middle. The second headband is the same pattern but the yarn is a gray/blue/purple/pink gradient.
December 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social
I forgot I said this but I stand by it
not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 11d
Unicorns are just horse elves
December 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Unicorns are just horse elves
December 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social
Lmfao
govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov Governor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 16d
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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junlper.beer
we are the 6%
December 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Old man driving a pickup the size of a house almost hit me in a crosswalk today because he clearly couldn't see anything in front of him, can we make these shitass trucks illegal already
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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mikedrucker.bsky.social
i stand by this statement every year
tweet reading: GAME TRAILER: “Enter a world beyond belief...” ME: “Yes” GAME TRAILER: “An adventure like never before...” ME: “YES” GAME TRAILER: “Join your friends online” ME: “I’m out”
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social
Nobody:

Crochet tutorials on YouTube: SO I AM GOING TO LITERALLY HAVE MY HAND ANGLED OVER THE TOP OF THE STITCH YOU NEED TO SEE ME MAKING
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Crochet, AKA: So You Think You Can Count?
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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meetzow.bsky.social
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
Preview of news program with title "who should be fed chair?"
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social
Crocheting and unable to stop muttering "MAKING A SHAWL, MAKING A SHAWL" to myself to the tune of "Breaking the Law" by Judas Priest
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Nobody:

Me in the middle of the night:
Screenshot from a messaging app. There is an outgoing call attempt at 2:31 a.m. followed by texts that read, "Do you like sheep? In like a normal way"
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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junlper.beer
this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Crochet pattern: "Make sure you make these stitches extra loose so the edges will lay nice and flat! 😊"

Me: *sobbing and crying over my WIP because I can't help crocheting super tight no matter how big my hook is*
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social
There is a very specific look men give you when you commit the absolutely unconscionable sin of being feminine in a hardware store
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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A song from Sleep Token's new album came on randomly and for a brief moment I thought maybe it's safe to enjoy them again but then Vessel started rapping and I just sighed and comforted myself in the knowledge that retiring my merch to pajama shirt duty a few years ago was the correct thing to do
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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This is not an exaggeration
agntsmith.bsky.social Tony @agntsmith.bsky.social · Nov 26
I've reached the point where every stupid joke I make at @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social is met with "why do I even talk to you"

I have ascended to true Dad Joke-dom
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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ACAB

All cats are baby
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM