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I will think of either "We live in the neighborhood not Hollywood" or "if you want to go to Hollywood, I go boat for ya" pretty frequently. Definitely work modifications of these sentences on occasion
1st time I went to New York 20+ years ago, my friends (we were teenagers) and I are on the subway. Guy trying to be entertaining and panhandling says:

"We live in the neighborhood not Hollywood. If you want to go to Hollywood, I got a boat for ya"
October 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Flacco v Rodgers is probably the last time(s) that both QBs are older than me in a game

I have long maintained that one is truly old when there are zero professional athletes (in a sport you actually care about) playing that are older than you

Tick tock
October 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If you want a vision of the future: Mahomes stomping on a human face forever
October 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
October 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Reposted
Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
October 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If I connect to work Wi-Fi I can't see Bluesky. Had to work from office this Friday.

So what do I do on a beautiful Friday afternoon ...
September 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I should post on occasion
August 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM