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Definitely not a tree.
@not-a-tree.bsky.social
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I swear, I am NOT a tree.
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How about this: if a company has a single individual working full time and they need benefits for housing or food for more than 3 months, they don't get a single dime in federal dollars.
August 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Call me when he announces his exit from being a douchebag who thinks he's smarter than everyone else.
May 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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April 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
not-a-tree.bsky.social
a woman is standing in front of a beach and says `` well i don 't approve . ''
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a beach and says `` well i don 't approve . ''
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February 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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They're truly the Luigi Mangione's of the sea.
January 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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💯💯💯💯
January 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
not-a-tree.bsky.social
Hahaha, his "pretend tough" look is fucking retarded.
January 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
not-a-tree.bsky.social
Jim Jordan got a hard on just thinking about that many college aged people in locker rooms.
January 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
not-a-tree.bsky.social
Stop being so unpatriotic, why are you against "the troops"?!!!
January 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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LoL, Myspace has entered the conversation.
January 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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"DEI makes everybody a suspect"

You're (presumably) a FUCKING JOURNALIST, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
January 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
not-a-tree.bsky.social
Can we make #BurnedLikeJamesWoodsHouse a trending hashtag?
January 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Knowing I'm going to have to listen to that dip shit make sounds out of his anus-looking mouth for the next 4 years is fucking infuriating. He's SO FUCKING STUPID.
January 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM