Definitely not a tree.
@not-a-tree.bsky.social
I swear, I am NOT a tree.
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Some people here are thinking I might be lying. That I might actually be a tree. That's #FakeNews !!!
I'M NOT A TREE!!!!
I'M NOT A TREE!!!!
Has anyone filed a #FOIA to confirm that both Speaker Johnson and his son haven't jerked off? I feel like we learned they track each other and then let it go before confirming compliance.
July 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Has anyone filed a #FOIA to confirm that both Speaker Johnson and his son haven't jerked off? I feel like we learned they track each other and then let it go before confirming compliance.
Hey @mcuban.bsky.social and @costplusdrugs.com
You know how NASA uses images from different times to identify changes in space in order to discover new things?
How come we don't do that for skin cancer? #ML and even #AI could detect this the human eye can't.
You know how NASA uses images from different times to identify changes in space in order to discover new things?
How come we don't do that for skin cancer? #ML and even #AI could detect this the human eye can't.
June 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hey @mcuban.bsky.social and @costplusdrugs.com
You know how NASA uses images from different times to identify changes in space in order to discover new things?
How come we don't do that for skin cancer? #ML and even #AI could detect this the human eye can't.
You know how NASA uses images from different times to identify changes in space in order to discover new things?
How come we don't do that for skin cancer? #ML and even #AI could detect this the human eye can't.
If you're going to an #ICEprotest or even if you see them taking someone away: be safe and don't escalate. It can be easy to let emotions take over when you're backed by large groups, but we don't need hurt or dead citizens.
June 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
If you're going to an #ICEprotest or even if you see them taking someone away: be safe and don't escalate. It can be easy to let emotions take over when you're backed by large groups, but we don't need hurt or dead citizens.
Hey @arizonaicetea.bsky.social what's up with All Town at mobile being fuckin douchebags? They're just practically doubling the price marked on your amazing drink!
May 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hey @arizonaicetea.bsky.social what's up with All Town at mobile being fuckin douchebags? They're just practically doubling the price marked on your amazing drink!
What kind of @benandjerrys.bsky.social ice cream is everyone buying this week? My favorite is chocolate fudge brownie.
www.axios.com/2025/05/14/b...
www.axios.com/2025/05/14/b...
Ben & Jerry's co-founder Ben Cohen arrested as Kennedy testifies at Senate hearing
Cohen was protesting the U.S. response to the war in Gaza.
www.axios.com
May 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
What kind of @benandjerrys.bsky.social ice cream is everyone buying this week? My favorite is chocolate fudge brownie.
www.axios.com/2025/05/14/b...
www.axios.com/2025/05/14/b...
Donald Trump is an absolute fucking moron.
April 9, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Donald Trump is an absolute fucking moron.
Can we make #trumpertantrum a thing? I'll use it in a sentence:
"When grampa doesn't understand #economics and #trade, he throws a trumper tantrum and implements a 50% #tariffs on #canadian goods.".
How would you use this terminology?
"When grampa doesn't understand #economics and #trade, he throws a trumper tantrum and implements a 50% #tariffs on #canadian goods.".
How would you use this terminology?
March 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Can we make #trumpertantrum a thing? I'll use it in a sentence:
"When grampa doesn't understand #economics and #trade, he throws a trumper tantrum and implements a 50% #tariffs on #canadian goods.".
How would you use this terminology?
"When grampa doesn't understand #economics and #trade, he throws a trumper tantrum and implements a 50% #tariffs on #canadian goods.".
How would you use this terminology?
I'm going to continue to #boycott #tesla ESPECIALLY now that orange mcfucktard has declared the boycott "illegal"!!
www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump calls Tesla boycotts illegal
The president said protesters were trying to "illegally and collusively boycott Tesla" because Elon Musk is in his administration.
www.newsweek.com
March 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I'm going to continue to #boycott #tesla ESPECIALLY now that orange mcfucktard has declared the boycott "illegal"!!
www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
March 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The biggest frustration with this whole #ElonMusk and #trump administration is if those #morons are #billionaires I should be a friggin #trillionaire several times over!!!
February 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The biggest frustration with this whole #ElonMusk and #trump administration is if those #morons are #billionaires I should be a friggin #trillionaire several times over!!!
I can guarantee the only thing #trump learned at Wharton was "intangible assets". He heard about those suckers and thought "AH-HA!!! So THATS how I'll inflate my 'valur' and commit fraud!!!!"
January 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I can guarantee the only thing #trump learned at Wharton was "intangible assets". He heard about those suckers and thought "AH-HA!!! So THATS how I'll inflate my 'valur' and commit fraud!!!!"
Has anyone answered Jack White about the Rumpus, because I usually just get all my information from him.
January 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Has anyone answered Jack White about the Rumpus, because I usually just get all my information from him.
JFC, here we go. Just when mis/disinformation had reached a plateau ol' Zucky-zuck was like "watch this!!!"
www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...
www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...
Meta is ending its fact-checking program in favor of a 'community notes' system similar to X
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced a series of major changes to the company's moderation policies and practices, saying that the election felt like a "cultural tipping point."
www.nbcnews.com
January 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
JFC, here we go. Just when mis/disinformation had reached a plateau ol' Zucky-zuck was like "watch this!!!"
www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...
www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...
We're about 12 hours away from #trump saying "...a lot of people think Greenland is really green, but they're just now learning it isn't all one big golf course!".
And we'll all know: he just learned it isn't green.
And we'll all know: he just learned it isn't green.
December 27, 2024 at 11:35 AM
We're about 12 hours away from #trump saying "...a lot of people think Greenland is really green, but they're just now learning it isn't all one big golf course!".
And we'll all know: he just learned it isn't green.
And we'll all know: he just learned it isn't green.
I'm digging the #Gaetz #sexpurchasing text messages. But is anyone surprised? I mean, the dude LOOKS like a #daterape we.
December 24, 2024 at 12:30 AM
I'm digging the #Gaetz #sexpurchasing text messages. But is anyone surprised? I mean, the dude LOOKS like a #daterape we.
Well, we now know #trump just learned about international shipping and commerce. We're about 2 weeks away from him claiming "nobody knows palindromes" as much as him.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
Trump threatens to take back Panama Canal over ‘ridiculous’ fees
Trump also warns he would not let a ‘vital national asset’ for the US fall into the ‘wrong hands’
www.theguardian.com
December 22, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Well, we now know #trump just learned about international shipping and commerce. We're about 2 weeks away from him claiming "nobody knows palindromes" as much as him.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
I prefer oligarchs that can grow a full beard, TBH.
December 20, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I prefer oligarchs that can grow a full beard, TBH.
Actually, yeah, #fuckTrump.and his always being handed things. Give him a shut down government and an economy about to take a plunge, let's watch the orange pig flop. Flop fuckin HARD.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
Donald Trump says if US government shutdown happens, ‘let it begin now’ – US politics live
President-elect makes clear he would want a shutdown to happen while Joe Biden is still in office as Congress scrambles to find last-minute deal
www.theguardian.com
December 20, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Actually, yeah, #fuckTrump.and his always being handed things. Give him a shut down government and an economy about to take a plunge, let's watch the orange pig flop. Flop fuckin HARD.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
Donald is already setting himself up for a #3rdTerm, he's how:
1. trump will easily bankrupt any/all progress that #Biden could make in one term, but he'll argue it wasn't his moronic incompetence, but rather blame those remaining few who put country above trump.
apnews.com/live/budget-...
1. trump will easily bankrupt any/all progress that #Biden could make in one term, but he'll argue it wasn't his moronic incompetence, but rather blame those remaining few who put country above trump.
apnews.com/live/budget-...
Trump threatens to primary Republicans who don't support funding demands
Speaker Mike Johnson and House Republicans must renegotiate a plan to fund the federal government after President-elect Donald Trump rejected an omnibus bill months in the making. He's also threatenin...
apnews.com
December 19, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Donald is already setting himself up for a #3rdTerm, he's how:
1. trump will easily bankrupt any/all progress that #Biden could make in one term, but he'll argue it wasn't his moronic incompetence, but rather blame those remaining few who put country above trump.
apnews.com/live/budget-...
1. trump will easily bankrupt any/all progress that #Biden could make in one term, but he'll argue it wasn't his moronic incompetence, but rather blame those remaining few who put country above trump.
apnews.com/live/budget-...
What's really aggravating is #trump getting to spend a total of 8 years learning about #US #politics and the #constitution on the company dime, and every time he realizes what he wants to do is either #stupid or #illegal, he bitches and whines about being "attacked" and lack of loyalty.
December 16, 2024 at 10:55 PM
There are 2 problems with the idiocy in this world:
1. Thinking I may be that stupid in things without knowing it and other people are giving me the Liz Lemon eye roll behind my back, and
2. The fact that I'm equal with these people from a bank account perspective is infuriating.
1. Thinking I may be that stupid in things without knowing it and other people are giving me the Liz Lemon eye roll behind my back, and
2. The fact that I'm equal with these people from a bank account perspective is infuriating.
a woman wearing glasses and a peacock logo on the bottom
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a peacock logo on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2024 at 6:50 PM
There are 2 problems with the idiocy in this world:
1. Thinking I may be that stupid in things without knowing it and other people are giving me the Liz Lemon eye roll behind my back, and
2. The fact that I'm equal with these people from a bank account perspective is infuriating.
1. Thinking I may be that stupid in things without knowing it and other people are giving me the Liz Lemon eye roll behind my back, and
2. The fact that I'm equal with these people from a bank account perspective is infuriating.
I know he isn't active on here, but props to @ginotheghost.bsky.social and his podcast. He's the only one who seems to have a pretty "middle of the road" view on things. I'll keep listening...until he talks shit about trees at least, then we're fuckin done.
December 16, 2024 at 5:39 PM
I know he isn't active on here, but props to @ginotheghost.bsky.social and his podcast. He's the only one who seems to have a pretty "middle of the road" view on things. I'll keep listening...until he talks shit about trees at least, then we're fuckin done.
Lets be fuckin real: trump has ALWAYS had very average intelligence. But he was a spoiled little bitch growing up, so hes entitled. On top of that his narcissism adds to his brattiness, making him believe his "accomplishments" are greater than any other schmuck doing the same thing.
December 16, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Lets be fuckin real: trump has ALWAYS had very average intelligence. But he was a spoiled little bitch growing up, so hes entitled. On top of that his narcissism adds to his brattiness, making him believe his "accomplishments" are greater than any other schmuck doing the same thing.
The problem with an idiot like @joerogantop.bsky.social is he'll admit that he's idiot. He'll admit he doesn't know what he's talking about, and he's just "a dude". But that doesn't mean he shouldn't be treated like a fucking idiot.
www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/u...
www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/u...
www.hindustantimes.com
December 16, 2024 at 5:28 PM
The problem with an idiot like @joerogantop.bsky.social is he'll admit that he's idiot. He'll admit he doesn't know what he's talking about, and he's just "a dude". But that doesn't mean he shouldn't be treated like a fucking idiot.
www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/u...
www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/u...