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No Such Thing Productions
@nosuchthingradio.bsky.social
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An audio fiction production company. Home of Janus Descending, Descendants, and Primordial Deep!

“Worlds are waiting…”
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Five characters are about to face the fight of their lives…

One of them COULD be you.

Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD.

Will you face the dark?

nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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February 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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We’re close to the end of our first week for the #castingcall for our new #audiodrama feature IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!

We’re so excited to dive into these incredible submissions, but you know what we could use?

MORE #BIPOC VOICES!

Have you sent your audition yet?

www.nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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February 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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There’s nothing like watching auditions filling up the inbox!

If you’re an #audiodrama fan, a #voiceover actor, or just looking to get a little more #scifi #horror in your life, check out our latest #castingcall!

We’ve got the story… now all we need is YOU!

www.nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
Stock photo of an astronaut standing in front of a faintly starry background with the moon and red clouds. Superimposed is an announcement reading: “It Will Have Blood” Casting Call, a new standalone audio-feature. At the bottom there is a link to the casting call at www.nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
January 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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You will receive a confirmation that your audition has been received. If you do not get a confirmation email within 24 hours, please feel free to reach out to us here or via email at nosuchthingproductions@outlook.com
January 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Shhh noooooo we’re not awake this late, we didn’t see this email come in in real time!

Great news! Official announcement to go out in the morning, but we just had to share this greeting 🤣 What a way to start the year!
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January 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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On Jan. 1st, we’re BACK ON PATREON!

3 tiers, designed to deliver the best of our stories to our fans faster, with more behind the scenes context, and with a host of adventures exclusive to the NST archive!

No charges until Feb. 1st! We hope you’ll join us!

www.patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions
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December 28, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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We’ll be giving this show a new home on our (soon to be) new & improved Patreon, as part of the exclusive archive of our work!

All episodes, transcripts, and the 3 unreleased scripts will be available to explore as soon as the new page is up and running!

The Rusalka is waiting… Dare to take a dip?
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December 3, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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We’re in the process of archiving @inkphemeral.bsky.social’s very first audio drama: Here Be Dragons!

This fantasy adventure took place on the wild seas of the Bermuda Triangle, and was the spiritual predecessor to Primordial Deep! Only 10 of the original 13 episodes ever aired…
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December 3, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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So many new adventures in the works…

What No Such Thing story are YOU most excited for?
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November 15, 2024 at 4:31 PM