No Such Thing Productions
@nosuchthingradio.bsky.social
An audio fiction production company. Home of Janus Descending, Descendants, and Primordial Deep!
“Worlds are waiting…”
“Worlds are waiting…”
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March 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone who auditioned for “It Will Have Blood!”
All official offers have been sent, and everyone who auditioned should have a reply from us one way or another in their inbox.
We had to make some INCREDIBLY tough choices. 105 amazing actors sent us a total of 185 auditions,
All official offers have been sent, and everyone who auditioned should have a reply from us one way or another in their inbox.
We had to make some INCREDIBLY tough choices. 105 amazing actors sent us a total of 185 auditions,
March 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone who auditioned for “It Will Have Blood!”
All official offers have been sent, and everyone who auditioned should have a reply from us one way or another in their inbox.
We had to make some INCREDIBLY tough choices. 105 amazing actors sent us a total of 185 auditions,
All official offers have been sent, and everyone who auditioned should have a reply from us one way or another in their inbox.
We had to make some INCREDIBLY tough choices. 105 amazing actors sent us a total of 185 auditions,
QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT! We’ve sent emails to this effect as well — but we’re postponing our casting announcements/offers for a couple of days while our sound designer gets over an illness!
Once she’s feeling better, we’ll get final approval on the callback submissions, and reach out to everyone!
Once she’s feeling better, we’ll get final approval on the callback submissions, and reach out to everyone!
March 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT! We’ve sent emails to this effect as well — but we’re postponing our casting announcements/offers for a couple of days while our sound designer gets over an illness!
Once she’s feeling better, we’ll get final approval on the callback submissions, and reach out to everyone!
Once she’s feeling better, we’ll get final approval on the callback submissions, and reach out to everyone!
If Lisette isn’t already on your radar, Stormfire Productions features stories and voices that DEMAND to be listened to. Cutting edge storytelling and you won’t find a more community centered AD creator! Proud to have been Lisette’s friend from the early days of our work 💜
This #audiodramasunday I wanna shout out @nosuchthingradio.bsky.social and @inkphemeral.bsky.social for hopping back into the scene, Jordan is such an innovative and fun creator who I have admired since we both entered audio drama with our first shows. I am so excited for “It Will Have Blood”!
February 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If Lisette isn’t already on your radar, Stormfire Productions features stories and voices that DEMAND to be listened to. Cutting edge storytelling and you won’t find a more community centered AD creator! Proud to have been Lisette’s friend from the early days of our work 💜
And just like that, the callbacks are off!!!
Everyone should have received a confirmation one way or the other — thank you to all the talented actors who have joined us on the road so far!
Everyone should have received a confirmation one way or the other — thank you to all the talented actors who have joined us on the road so far!
February 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
And just like that, the callbacks are off!!!
Everyone should have received a confirmation one way or the other — thank you to all the talented actors who have joined us on the road so far!
Everyone should have received a confirmation one way or the other — thank you to all the talented actors who have joined us on the road so far!
Slowly but surely, we’re making our way through!
I’m on the last character… I am… the tired-est baby moose…
Still several dozen auditions to listen through in this last stretch, and then I have (checks notes) … 105 emails to send!
Still several dozen auditions to listen through in this last stretch, and then I have (checks notes) … 105 emails to send!
February 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Slowly but surely, we’re making our way through!
What we’ve heard so far has been SO impressive! Tough decisions ahead…
Okay. I have three and a half more pages to record tonight…
… and then 150 more auditions to comb through… and then send out all the callback notifications…
It’s gonna be a long one. Send chocolate.
… and then 150 more auditions to comb through… and then send out all the callback notifications…
It’s gonna be a long one. Send chocolate.
a woman in a yellow power rangers costume says here goes nothing
Alt: a woman in a yellow hazmat suit says “here goes nothing”
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February 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What we’ve heard so far has been SO impressive! Tough decisions ahead…
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I’m juggling this with recording an audiobook, but WOW I cannot tell you how ABSOLUTELY STOKED I am to be behind the casting table again…
UPDATE: Callbacks will be sent out on WEDNESDAY EVENING!
We had well over one hundred actors submit, and many of you for multiple roles! And there is… only one Jordan doing a pass of these initial files…
Thanks for bearing with us (or… just me!) We’ll be in touch with everyone soon!
We had well over one hundred actors submit, and many of you for multiple roles! And there is… only one Jordan doing a pass of these initial files…
Thanks for bearing with us (or… just me!) We’ll be in touch with everyone soon!
MASSIVE thank you to everyone who auditioned for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!
Confirmations have gone out to everyone who submitted. If you haven’t received yours, please reach out to us via DM to ensure it ended up in our inbox!
Callbacks will be sent out sometime 18th evening/19th morning.
BREAK A LEG!
Confirmations have gone out to everyone who submitted. If you haven’t received yours, please reach out to us via DM to ensure it ended up in our inbox!
Callbacks will be sent out sometime 18th evening/19th morning.
BREAK A LEG!
February 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’m juggling this with recording an audiobook, but WOW I cannot tell you how ABSOLUTELY STOKED I am to be behind the casting table again…
UPDATE: Callbacks will be sent out on WEDNESDAY EVENING!
We had well over one hundred actors submit, and many of you for multiple roles! And there is… only one Jordan doing a pass of these initial files…
Thanks for bearing with us (or… just me!) We’ll be in touch with everyone soon!
We had well over one hundred actors submit, and many of you for multiple roles! And there is… only one Jordan doing a pass of these initial files…
Thanks for bearing with us (or… just me!) We’ll be in touch with everyone soon!
MASSIVE thank you to everyone who auditioned for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!
Confirmations have gone out to everyone who submitted. If you haven’t received yours, please reach out to us via DM to ensure it ended up in our inbox!
Callbacks will be sent out sometime 18th evening/19th morning.
BREAK A LEG!
Confirmations have gone out to everyone who submitted. If you haven’t received yours, please reach out to us via DM to ensure it ended up in our inbox!
Callbacks will be sent out sometime 18th evening/19th morning.
BREAK A LEG!
February 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
UPDATE: Callbacks will be sent out on WEDNESDAY EVENING!
We had well over one hundred actors submit, and many of you for multiple roles! And there is… only one Jordan doing a pass of these initial files…
Thanks for bearing with us (or… just me!) We’ll be in touch with everyone soon!
We had well over one hundred actors submit, and many of you for multiple roles! And there is… only one Jordan doing a pass of these initial files…
Thanks for bearing with us (or… just me!) We’ll be in touch with everyone soon!
MASSIVE thank you to everyone who auditioned for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!
Confirmations have gone out to everyone who submitted. If you haven’t received yours, please reach out to us via DM to ensure it ended up in our inbox!
Callbacks will be sent out sometime 18th evening/19th morning.
BREAK A LEG!
Confirmations have gone out to everyone who submitted. If you haven’t received yours, please reach out to us via DM to ensure it ended up in our inbox!
Callbacks will be sent out sometime 18th evening/19th morning.
BREAK A LEG!
February 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
MASSIVE thank you to everyone who auditioned for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!
Confirmations have gone out to everyone who submitted. If you haven’t received yours, please reach out to us via DM to ensure it ended up in our inbox!
Callbacks will be sent out sometime 18th evening/19th morning.
BREAK A LEG!
Confirmations have gone out to everyone who submitted. If you haven’t received yours, please reach out to us via DM to ensure it ended up in our inbox!
Callbacks will be sent out sometime 18th evening/19th morning.
BREAK A LEG!
One hour to go…
This is it…
The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…
Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)
Last chance, adventurer…
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The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…
Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)
Last chance, adventurer…
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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February 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
One hour to go…
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Midnight draws ever nearer… Have you submitted your audition?
This is it…
The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…
Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)
Last chance, adventurer…
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…
Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)
Last chance, adventurer…
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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February 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Midnight draws ever nearer… Have you submitted your audition?
Midnight draws ever nearer… Have you submitted your audition?
This is it…
The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…
Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)
Last chance, adventurer…
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…
Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)
Last chance, adventurer…
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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February 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Midnight draws ever nearer… Have you submitted your audition?
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You’ve still got time to submit an audition!
If you’ve been on the fence about throwing your hat into the ring, this is your sign 🚀🩸
If you’ve been on the fence about throwing your hat into the ring, this is your sign 🚀🩸
This is it…
The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…
Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)
Last chance, adventurer…
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…
Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)
Last chance, adventurer…
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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February 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
You’ve still got time to submit an audition!
If you’ve been on the fence about throwing your hat into the ring, this is your sign 🚀🩸
If you’ve been on the fence about throwing your hat into the ring, this is your sign 🚀🩸
This is it…
The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…
Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)
Last chance, adventurer…
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…
Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)
Last chance, adventurer…
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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February 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This is it…
The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…
Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)
Last chance, adventurer…
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…
Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)
Last chance, adventurer…
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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Just A FEW HOURS LEFT before I FINALLY get to dive into all these incredible auditions!
I’m so excited. There’s still time to submit… what are you waiting for!
I’m so excited. There’s still time to submit… what are you waiting for!
Only TWO DAYS remain left to send us your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!
The Avalon is preparing to launch… all we need is our crew…
It could be you.
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
The Avalon is preparing to launch… all we need is our crew…
It could be you.
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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February 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Just A FEW HOURS LEFT before I FINALLY get to dive into all these incredible auditions!
I’m so excited. There’s still time to submit… what are you waiting for!
I’m so excited. There’s still time to submit… what are you waiting for!
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It will
It does
You should>>>
It does
You should>>>
Only TWO DAYS remain left to send us your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!
The Avalon is preparing to launch… all we need is our crew…
It could be you.
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
The Avalon is preparing to launch… all we need is our crew…
It could be you.
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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February 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It will
It does
You should>>>
It does
You should>>>
Only TWO DAYS remain left to send us your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!
The Avalon is preparing to launch… all we need is our crew…
It could be you.
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
The Avalon is preparing to launch… all we need is our crew…
It could be you.
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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February 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Only TWO DAYS remain left to send us your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!
The Avalon is preparing to launch… all we need is our crew…
It could be you.
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
The Avalon is preparing to launch… all we need is our crew…
It could be you.
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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Five characters are about to face the fight of their lives…
One of them COULD be you.
Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD.
Will you face the dark?
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
One of them COULD be you.
Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD.
Will you face the dark?
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
February 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Five characters are about to face the fight of their lives…
One of them COULD be you.
Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD.
Will you face the dark?
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
One of them COULD be you.
Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD.
Will you face the dark?
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
It’s the birthday of our favorite underwater engineer — the fabulous, the inimitable, the one and only @lindsayzana.bsky.social!!!
We hope it’s been an INCREDIBLE one! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!
We hope it’s been an INCREDIBLE one! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!
a birthday card with a shark on top of a cake
Alt: a birthday card with a shark popping out of a cake
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February 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It’s the birthday of our favorite underwater engineer — the fabulous, the inimitable, the one and only @lindsayzana.bsky.social!!!
We hope it’s been an INCREDIBLE one! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!
We hope it’s been an INCREDIBLE one! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!
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Dooo oo oooo oooooo
It!
It!
Five characters are about to face the fight of their lives…
One of them COULD be you.
Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD.
Will you face the dark?
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
One of them COULD be you.
Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD.
Will you face the dark?
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
February 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dooo oo oooo oooooo
It!
It!
Five characters are about to face the fight of their lives…
One of them COULD be you.
Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD.
Will you face the dark?
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
One of them COULD be you.
Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD.
Will you face the dark?
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
February 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Five characters are about to face the fight of their lives…
One of them COULD be you.
Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD.
Will you face the dark?
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
One of them COULD be you.
Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD.
Will you face the dark?
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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We could ESPECIALLY stand to see more submissions from #BIPOC actors, and for Tierra specifically! #Bilingual performers would be nice, but it’s definitely not a hard and fast requirement for the role!
If you’ve been holding off on submitting, now’s your time to SHINE!
If you’ve been holding off on submitting, now’s your time to SHINE!
It’s week two of our #castingcall for the new #audiodrama #podcast IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!
Only a few days left to submit your audition! You could be just the voice actor we’re looking for… but we’ll never know until you give us your best take!
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
Only a few days left to submit your audition! You could be just the voice actor we’re looking for… but we’ll never know until you give us your best take!
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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February 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We could ESPECIALLY stand to see more submissions from #BIPOC actors, and for Tierra specifically! #Bilingual performers would be nice, but it’s definitely not a hard and fast requirement for the role!
If you’ve been holding off on submitting, now’s your time to SHINE!
If you’ve been holding off on submitting, now’s your time to SHINE!
It’s week two of our #castingcall for the new #audiodrama #podcast IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!
Only a few days left to submit your audition! You could be just the voice actor we’re looking for… but we’ll never know until you give us your best take!
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
Only a few days left to submit your audition! You could be just the voice actor we’re looking for… but we’ll never know until you give us your best take!
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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February 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It’s week two of our #castingcall for the new #audiodrama #podcast IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!
Only a few days left to submit your audition! You could be just the voice actor we’re looking for… but we’ll never know until you give us your best take!
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
Only a few days left to submit your audition! You could be just the voice actor we’re looking for… but we’ll never know until you give us your best take!
nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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We’re looking to tell a story that reflects as much of the diverse beauty of the world as we can fit in these… slightly bloodsoaked pages…
We can’t do it without your voice. If you’re an actor of color (bilingual or not) we want to hear from you!
#castingcall #audiodrama #audiofiction
We can’t do it without your voice. If you’re an actor of color (bilingual or not) we want to hear from you!
#castingcall #audiodrama #audiofiction
We’re close to the end of our first week for the #castingcall for our new #audiodrama feature IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!
We’re so excited to dive into these incredible submissions, but you know what we could use?
MORE #BIPOC VOICES!
Have you sent your audition yet?
www.nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
We’re so excited to dive into these incredible submissions, but you know what we could use?
MORE #BIPOC VOICES!
Have you sent your audition yet?
www.nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
February 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We’re looking to tell a story that reflects as much of the diverse beauty of the world as we can fit in these… slightly bloodsoaked pages…
We can’t do it without your voice. If you’re an actor of color (bilingual or not) we want to hear from you!
#castingcall #audiodrama #audiofiction
We can’t do it without your voice. If you’re an actor of color (bilingual or not) we want to hear from you!
#castingcall #audiodrama #audiofiction