Persian Wolverine
@nosilentmoments.bsky.social
Let's try this again: I am a professional cat herder that believes God is in my TV. I'll let you know if I find Him.
he/him, 40
he/him, 40
The insidious theater kid lying dormant in me has once again triggered a dream of a lush fully realized musical production taking place within my everyday life; bad brain stop that.
January 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
The insidious theater kid lying dormant in me has once again triggered a dream of a lush fully realized musical production taking place within my everyday life; bad brain stop that.
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fuck straightjackets where's the gayjacket
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
fuck straightjackets where's the gayjacket
ME: (after correcting her) Technically correct- the best kind of-
MOM: Annoying.
MOM: Annoying.
January 3, 2026 at 2:12 AM
ME: (after correcting her) Technically correct- the best kind of-
MOM: Annoying.
MOM: Annoying.
MOM: (Watching Superman) Who’s that actress (Cat Grant)?
ME: Mikaela Hoover.
MOM: Hooters?
ME: Mikaela Hoover.
MOM: Hooters?
January 2, 2026 at 4:40 AM
MOM: (Watching Superman) Who’s that actress (Cat Grant)?
ME: Mikaela Hoover.
MOM: Hooters?
ME: Mikaela Hoover.
MOM: Hooters?
I want to thank not only God but Jesus for my neighborhood having bakeries open on New Year’s Day.
January 1, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I want to thank not only God but Jesus for my neighborhood having bakeries open on New Year’s Day.
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
I would have gone to my grave thinking Third Eye Blind sang the Spin Doctors song Two Princes had I not just been corrected by an episode of Twisted Metal.
December 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I would have gone to my grave thinking Third Eye Blind sang the Spin Doctors song Two Princes had I not just been corrected by an episode of Twisted Metal.
Would that I had any artistic talent for then I would draw young Miss Schafer and Gen. Gathers from the Venture Bros. shaking hands à la Predator & subtitle the piece Trans Hunters Unite.
December 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Would that I had any artistic talent for then I would draw young Miss Schafer and Gen. Gathers from the Venture Bros. shaking hands à la Predator & subtitle the piece Trans Hunters Unite.
I recently referenced an old online argument I saw to my mother wherein someone was called a fuck lord. She was deeply confused by this term & insisted I define it for her.
December 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I recently referenced an old online argument I saw to my mother wherein someone was called a fuck lord. She was deeply confused by this term & insisted I define it for her.
Some people have heated political conversations when wine flows at the holiday family dinner table. I quote viral posts once my ABV has wiped out my shame.
December 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Some people have heated political conversations when wine flows at the holiday family dinner table. I quote viral posts once my ABV has wiped out my shame.
Watching Die My Love. I've lost count of the number of times I've said 'oh no' at something JLaw does.
December 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Watching Die My Love. I've lost count of the number of times I've said 'oh no' at something JLaw does.
An underrated feature of crowded bars is you can sit in a corner and sing old songs and no one will know.
December 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
An underrated feature of crowded bars is you can sit in a corner and sing old songs and no one will know.
Hey Ya parody about the Avatar films titled Eywa send skeet
December 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hey Ya parody about the Avatar films titled Eywa send skeet
“The white woman’s got a dog complex.”- Mom
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“The white woman’s got a dog complex.”- Mom
Do republican Israeli martial artists practice Krav MAGA?
December 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Do republican Israeli martial artists practice Krav MAGA?
Dad came in while me & mom were watching Wake Up Dead Man and asked ‘Why is he talking like this- the guy that played Bond, why does he have that accent?’
December 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Dad came in while me & mom were watching Wake Up Dead Man and asked ‘Why is he talking like this- the guy that played Bond, why does he have that accent?’
I know I’ve grown as a person because I want to take a spray bottle to the voice in the back of my mind telling me to do something ‘funny’ that’s really just annoying.
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I know I’ve grown as a person because I want to take a spray bottle to the voice in the back of my mind telling me to do something ‘funny’ that’s really just annoying.
Truly few sights are more blessed than the sun shining on a day when you’re not responsible for anything.
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Truly few sights are more blessed than the sun shining on a day when you’re not responsible for anything.
If you mix this with vodka it tastes like sparkling celery water.
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If you mix this with vodka it tastes like sparkling celery water.
Just watched Mermaids. Winona Ryder sure loved doing movies that ended with dance sequences at this time in her career.
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Just watched Mermaids. Winona Ryder sure loved doing movies that ended with dance sequences at this time in her career.
I think it’s very telling that I’m already seeing people reacting to GDT’s Frankenstein with everything from “this is the most shallow unimaginative dreck the machine has ever spat out” to “this is a modern masterpiece and my life is forever changed”.
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I think it’s very telling that I’m already seeing people reacting to GDT’s Frankenstein with everything from “this is the most shallow unimaginative dreck the machine has ever spat out” to “this is a modern masterpiece and my life is forever changed”.
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You know that Charlie Kirk song that's everywhere lately? Can we get a parody called Charlie Work about the IASIP character?
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You know that Charlie Kirk song that's everywhere lately? Can we get a parody called Charlie Work about the IASIP character?