The Grand Ole Osprey
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I'm definitely not Santa Claus. 🎅
I sell dead people's things.
I sell dead people's things.
Pinned
If you think you see undocumented immigrants, no you fucking don't.
Should farts have lumps? They're called sharts because shirts was already taken.
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Should farts have lumps? They're called sharts because shirts was already taken.
Flip you! Melonfarmer
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Flip you! Melonfarmer
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
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Where's Bill Barr?
July 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Where's Bill Barr?
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Fuck liminal space. Give me liminal time.
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Fuck liminal space. Give me liminal time.
americasfavoritephotos.com/v/bv2h9v
This is my wife's photo that she entered into a photo contest. It's free to vote, and fun, and money goes to various charities, and vote as you please, but ain't Vanna cute, and fuck cancer.
This is my wife's photo that she entered into a photo contest. It's free to vote, and fun, and money goes to various charities, and vote as you please, but ain't Vanna cute, and fuck cancer.
Like this photo? Vote now!
America’s Favorite Photos: Discover your new favorite photos!
americasfavoritephotos.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
americasfavoritephotos.com/v/bv2h9v
This is my wife's photo that she entered into a photo contest. It's free to vote, and fun, and money goes to various charities, and vote as you please, but ain't Vanna cute, and fuck cancer.
This is my wife's photo that she entered into a photo contest. It's free to vote, and fun, and money goes to various charities, and vote as you please, but ain't Vanna cute, and fuck cancer.
They shot themselves in their feet, while said feet were in their mouth.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
They shot themselves in their feet, while said feet were in their mouth.
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
What I'm learning from this.....one plane, say an MD-11 widebody, carries as much fuel as I'm likely to use in my lifetime in my personal vehicles.
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
What I'm learning from this.....one plane, say an MD-11 widebody, carries as much fuel as I'm likely to use in my lifetime in my personal vehicles.
I had never thought of "Idiocracy" as a utopian fever dream until now. We should be so lucky.
October 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I had never thought of "Idiocracy" as a utopian fever dream until now. We should be so lucky.
Did he just lease out our military to an unnamed oligarch? Despotic at best.
October 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Did he just lease out our military to an unnamed oligarch? Despotic at best.
I feel that whoever named the reel-to-reel tape recorder missed an opportunity, hear me out here.....real-to-reel.
October 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I feel that whoever named the reel-to-reel tape recorder missed an opportunity, hear me out here.....real-to-reel.
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“I love America more than any other country in the world, and exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.”
~James Baldwin
~James Baldwin
October 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“I love America more than any other country in the world, and exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.”
~James Baldwin
~James Baldwin
Breaking: Man who wants people to look up to him, doesn't want people to look up to him.
October 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Breaking: Man who wants people to look up to him, doesn't want people to look up to him.
I ask my AI for ever larger prime numbers.
October 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I ask my AI for ever larger prime numbers.
At the current rate of inflation, we could probably use some good recipes for the cats and dogs.
October 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
At the current rate of inflation, we could probably use some good recipes for the cats and dogs.
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5/ The New Deal didn’t destroy capitalism. It saved it—by forcing capital to serve democracy, not the other way around.
That’s the liberal tradition worth defending.
That’s the liberal tradition worth defending.
October 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
5/ The New Deal didn’t destroy capitalism. It saved it—by forcing capital to serve democracy, not the other way around.
That’s the liberal tradition worth defending.
That’s the liberal tradition worth defending.
I'm doing the fucking news!!!
October 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'm doing the fucking news!!!
Read books. That's it. Don't care which ones. Just read books. The more the better. Read books.
October 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Read books. That's it. Don't care which ones. Just read books. The more the better. Read books.
Kegsbreath: No more Fatties. Discriminate more. Now, listen to this Fatty.
September 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Kegsbreath: No more Fatties. Discriminate more. Now, listen to this Fatty.
I'm still waiting. That UN spectacle sounded like an ignored fire alarm.
I guess we have to wait for "foreign intervention" to "protect democracy" on the home front now.
September 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm still waiting. That UN spectacle sounded like an ignored fire alarm.
From now on, I will have to charge for my speech. Free speech is dead.
September 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
From now on, I will have to charge for my speech. Free speech is dead.
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I've always had weak dollars, but now I hear they're all weak, so I'm less self conscious.
July 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I've always had weak dollars, but now I hear they're all weak, so I'm less self conscious.
Things were better four years ago
September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Things were better four years ago