He truly is in touch with the people. Because, yes, this is what we want. A demented, diaper-wearing octagenerian playing a version of Battle Ship with real, live humans. Fk this guy.

Wow. Just …. wow. Yeah I have a much better suggestion, ASSHOLE.

In 2016, when I thought Hillary would win, I promised myself I wouldn’t gloat bc it’s rude and childish - and karma and all that. It’s 2025 and all fkg bets are off. I’ve been gloating like I’m competing for the gold in the motherfkg Gloat Olympics.

Dickbags. “If anyone is caught impersonating themselves as an ICE agent…”
So if I dress myself as an ICE agent then impersonate myself impersonating an ICE agent … I’m in trouble? Must I avoid impersonating myself impersonating myself at home or just in public?

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Idiots

I have avoided United as much as possible for 25 years. Now, it's really on. Ass.

OMG. I'm so jealous I didn't think of this.

Like HRH is 225 pounds?

You do make an interesting point. Also, I have to LMFAO every time one of these nitwits touts their deep love of meritocracy. Like the president's cabinet? That kind of meritocracy? 🙄 Maybe the prize they're claiming is for biggest douchebag. If that's the case, I concede - they win!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 When the lying liar's lies get tangled up ....

Because he's the dumbest MoFo alive.🤦‍♀️

ding ding ding

So grateful for you!!!!!!

Holy shit! He's finally gone full blackface!! 😱🤯

I have no clue who Kyle is ....

Yeah, Kyle. WTF? 🫠

Oh boo fkg hoo. He had to work almost 21 hours in one day. Hey jackhole - millions of us would LOVE that opportunity but lost it thanks to you, so go f yourself.

Everything he does is grift + everything he says is a confession.