nosheeptilbrooklyn
@nosheeptilbrooklyn.bsky.social
Political scientist. I/O Psychology student. Dressage enthusiast. Certified Pilates instructor. Horse 🐎 + dog 🐶 mom. Wherever I may roam, New York City will always be home 🩷 🏙️
What the fuckity fucking fuck is wrong with this man??
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
What the fuckity fucking fuck is wrong with this man??
My secret cafe work spot which is almost always empty 😜
March 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My secret cafe work spot which is almost always empty 😜
This is Hugo (Grey Gribaldi) the horse I really want to become a therapy horse. He’s like a squishy teddy bear. Totally available for hugs if you’re close by!
March 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This is Hugo (Grey Gribaldi) the horse I really want to become a therapy horse. He’s like a squishy teddy bear. Totally available for hugs if you’re close by!
This is outrageously insulting! 😡 If any of my horses looked like this, I would get rid of them immediately 👀
March 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This is outrageously insulting! 😡 If any of my horses looked like this, I would get rid of them immediately 👀
Just saw this gem … undoubtedly brought to you by the guy who peaked in high school while he was bullying anyone who had more than a single-digit IQ.
March 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Just saw this gem … undoubtedly brought to you by the guy who peaked in high school while he was bullying anyone who had more than a single-digit IQ.
Do you know hard it is to focus on a job search when you’re convinced you’ll be living under martial law in the next month?
February 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Do you know hard it is to focus on a job search when you’re convinced you’ll be living under martial law in the next month?
For anyone who still doesn’t see where we are, this meth-soaked, skid-mark-encrusted cum stain just made it crystal clear.
No longer does anyone have the luxury of not taking sides.
No longer does anyone have the luxury of not taking sides.
February 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
For anyone who still doesn’t see where we are, this meth-soaked, skid-mark-encrusted cum stain just made it crystal clear.
No longer does anyone have the luxury of not taking sides.
No longer does anyone have the luxury of not taking sides.
I haven’t looked in my bottom freezer drawer + forgot that I’d been meal planning on Inauguration Day. I mean - I knew I was right but damn that escalated quickly.
February 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I haven’t looked in my bottom freezer drawer + forgot that I’d been meal planning on Inauguration Day. I mean - I knew I was right but damn that escalated quickly.
Dear Elon, In response to your recent query about how to eliminate fraud and waste, please see the attached.
P.S. We also need to have a v serious chat w/ your plastic surgeon.
P.P.S. Darling, I simply love how you wear an actual human child as a mink stole. Very Dr. Evil.
P.S. We also need to have a v serious chat w/ your plastic surgeon.
P.P.S. Darling, I simply love how you wear an actual human child as a mink stole. Very Dr. Evil.
February 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Dear Elon, In response to your recent query about how to eliminate fraud and waste, please see the attached.
P.S. We also need to have a v serious chat w/ your plastic surgeon.
P.P.S. Darling, I simply love how you wear an actual human child as a mink stole. Very Dr. Evil.
P.S. We also need to have a v serious chat w/ your plastic surgeon.
P.P.S. Darling, I simply love how you wear an actual human child as a mink stole. Very Dr. Evil.
I've been having extensive conversations with ChatGPT. I think she's placating me.
February 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I've been having extensive conversations with ChatGPT. I think she's placating me.
My babies ❤️❤️❤️ I keep going for them
February 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My babies ❤️❤️❤️ I keep going for them
Annnnnd ... no respect left for Google. They kneeled and opened their metaphorical mouths and will hereafter be known as Gaggle.
February 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Annnnnd ... no respect left for Google. They kneeled and opened their metaphorical mouths and will hereafter be known as Gaggle.
Honestly. I think I just peed a little 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Honestly. I think I just peed a little 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I hear Jasmin Crockett speak, I just wanna hop on my horse and follow her into battle. Let’s do this!
February 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
When I hear Jasmin Crockett speak, I just wanna hop on my horse and follow her into battle. Let’s do this!
And it’s happened. The government no longer has control over the government.
February 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
And it’s happened. The government no longer has control over the government.
@eve6.bsky.social This wins the internet for the day - maybe the month. Nothing like some self-deprecating humor to show just how fkg stupid things are right now.
February 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
@eve6.bsky.social This wins the internet for the day - maybe the month. Nothing like some self-deprecating humor to show just how fkg stupid things are right now.
Here’s a thought. Fuck. You.
February 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Here’s a thought. Fuck. You.
So it begins
January 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
So it begins
I don’t know what’s worse … the grift, being on a mailing list that put this is in my inbox, or the grammar 🤦🏻♀️
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I don’t know what’s worse … the grift, being on a mailing list that put this is in my inbox, or the grammar 🤦🏻♀️
When I need cheering up, I go back to one of my favorite headlines EVER.
January 24, 2025 at 8:49 AM
When I need cheering up, I go back to one of my favorite headlines EVER.