I will never understand why anyone in MICHIGAN would have voted for a presidential ticket with a hillbilly from OHIO on it. Did you really think anything good would have come from such a vote?

As an American, whose father fought in World War II, I would like to apologize to the hero Zelenskyy and the brave Ukrainian people for the betrayal of the MAGA Republicans and their convicted felon president....

TODAY IN MAGA AMERICA: Little Marco cowers on a couch in the oval office trying to show the hero Zelenskyy how to appear as small as possible in front of the felon-president.... Zelenskyy stands strong. Time to stand with Ukraine.

TODAY IN MAGA AMERICA: Our South African overlord, Elon Musk, who entered America illegally, held court in the Oval Office introducing us to the heir to the throne, LITTLE X, who squirmed in his father's arms and picked his nose and stared at the strange orange man at the Resolute desk.

First they came for the USAID workers, and I did not speak out, because I was not a USAID worker...