Chris King
northernwrites.bsky.social
Chris King
@northernwrites.bsky.social
Former knife swallower

Unlikely to be the Chris King you are looking for. Unless I am. Then I am currently unable to take your call.
It's the old dress trainer the septics favour.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Eccies
Billy
Blues
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"That's Australian gold my friend, and don't you F'ing forget it"
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 AM
This morning I had to ask reception for an ironing board. We will have lunch for about two hours, in an OK pub as relatives will need to get home. Then drive four hours back home.

This. This is why when you get to 50, you make the world come to you for Christmas (even in November) 2/2
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I often use stupid AI editors to take what I say and use prompts such as "Rewrite this for a CEO who has already made their mind up to get them basic facts" or "Write this for a leadership team who are not going to read it, but if they skim it, it will appeal to them".

Office work sucks!
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Am I Pitbull?
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Even better if it was grainy, SD quality
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Too much in life relies on hope. Like I hope you have another book idea. I hope Michael Vaughan is mute. I hope I wake up in the morning and we're not nine down before the first coffee. Abandon hope
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Though let's be honest, Musk has definitely been off his chops in front of a president far more times than you have.
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Cheers - Happy
Thanks - Neutral
Best wishes - Die a painful death
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM