Chris King
@northernwrites.bsky.social
Former knife swallower
Unlikely to be the Chris King you are looking for. Unless I am. Then I am currently unable to take your call.
Unlikely to be the Chris King you are looking for. Unless I am. Then I am currently unable to take your call.
Mash Gang have gone from Magpie brewery to shortly being £5 for 4 in supermarkets. Really hope the value of the product isn't diminished.
Am told Kirkstall are brewing and distributing for them
Am told Kirkstall are brewing and distributing for them
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Mash Gang have gone from Magpie brewery to shortly being £5 for 4 in supermarkets. Really hope the value of the product isn't diminished.
Am told Kirkstall are brewing and distributing for them
Am told Kirkstall are brewing and distributing for them
"This is what religion sounds like to non-believers.
Gospel! Gospel! Gospel!
Body of Christ
Mandem Judas squealing to the rozers.
Trinity! Trinity! Trinity!
Jews, Romans Brap! Brap! Brap!
Lamb of god, with no mint sauce.
Noah's flood, where did that water go?
Go to Rome. Geezer in the big house"
Gospel! Gospel! Gospel!
Body of Christ
Mandem Judas squealing to the rozers.
Trinity! Trinity! Trinity!
Jews, Romans Brap! Brap! Brap!
Lamb of god, with no mint sauce.
Noah's flood, where did that water go?
Go to Rome. Geezer in the big house"
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"This is what religion sounds like to non-believers.
Gospel! Gospel! Gospel!
Body of Christ
Mandem Judas squealing to the rozers.
Trinity! Trinity! Trinity!
Jews, Romans Brap! Brap! Brap!
Lamb of god, with no mint sauce.
Noah's flood, where did that water go?
Go to Rome. Geezer in the big house"
Gospel! Gospel! Gospel!
Body of Christ
Mandem Judas squealing to the rozers.
Trinity! Trinity! Trinity!
Jews, Romans Brap! Brap! Brap!
Lamb of god, with no mint sauce.
Noah's flood, where did that water go?
Go to Rome. Geezer in the big house"
Sex slang on Duolingo
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sex slang on Duolingo
Eldest wanted a maritozzo. Three hours later.
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Eldest wanted a maritozzo. Three hours later.
I like Angela Hartnett. One of the better ones to come out of the Ramsey lot. But I see Waitrose have swapped Heston for her name on the bloody expensive Christmas stuff.
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I like Angela Hartnett. One of the better ones to come out of the Ramsey lot. But I see Waitrose have swapped Heston for her name on the bloody expensive Christmas stuff.
In what world do these gadgets exist?
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
In what world do these gadgets exist?
Hold on. Is the Guardian against strike action now?
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hold on. Is the Guardian against strike action now?
It is not even 3pm.
Absolute chancer
Absolute chancer
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It is not even 3pm.
Absolute chancer
Absolute chancer
I was going to ask if you were familiar with the Tour de France Caravan, but others beat me too it - however, as no one has shown you the leek mobile....
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I was going to ask if you were familiar with the Tour de France Caravan, but others beat me too it - however, as no one has shown you the leek mobile....
It's the Alan Partridge big plate of poppies
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It's the Alan Partridge big plate of poppies
My 16yo who is not a young man but still... Wears this.
Now if you'd have asked 34 years ago it would have been Joop. Everyone wore Joop.
Now if you'd have asked 34 years ago it would have been Joop. Everyone wore Joop.
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
My 16yo who is not a young man but still... Wears this.
Now if you'd have asked 34 years ago it would have been Joop. Everyone wore Joop.
Now if you'd have asked 34 years ago it would have been Joop. Everyone wore Joop.
Clearing stuff out. I have a vague recollection that this ball was used when Middlesex dismantled Glamorgan in the 1990s.
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Clearing stuff out. I have a vague recollection that this ball was used when Middlesex dismantled Glamorgan in the 1990s.
Minds lost.
Image: a screen grab from a football match in Watford where the fans behind a goal have created a Tifo (each fan holding a coloured shape) of a poppy in a Union Flag as a TV screen shows poppies raining down
Image: a screen grab from a football match in Watford where the fans behind a goal have created a Tifo (each fan holding a coloured shape) of a poppy in a Union Flag as a TV screen shows poppies raining down
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Minds lost.
Image: a screen grab from a football match in Watford where the fans behind a goal have created a Tifo (each fan holding a coloured shape) of a poppy in a Union Flag as a TV screen shows poppies raining down
Image: a screen grab from a football match in Watford where the fans behind a goal have created a Tifo (each fan holding a coloured shape) of a poppy in a Union Flag as a TV screen shows poppies raining down
The baseball pregame chat always looks so uncomfortable. Just get a wider lens
October 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The baseball pregame chat always looks so uncomfortable. Just get a wider lens
Didn't have any naan bread so grilled a tortilla instead
October 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Didn't have any naan bread so grilled a tortilla instead
She does this herself. I have to change the pillow three times a week.
October 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
She does this herself. I have to change the pillow three times a week.
Yeah... This. Exactly this.
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Yeah... This. Exactly this.
Everyone who lives in London and has the opportunity, should have bought something from James Smith and sons, Berry Bros & Rudd and Lock & Co hatters.
Whistles in an old London, Disney way
Whistles in an old London, Disney way
October 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Everyone who lives in London and has the opportunity, should have bought something from James Smith and sons, Berry Bros & Rudd and Lock & Co hatters.
Whistles in an old London, Disney way
Whistles in an old London, Disney way
I know it's a franchise, but charging £2.50 for a bottle of water in a WHSmith in a hospital is a revolutionary incitement!
October 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I know it's a franchise, but charging £2.50 for a bottle of water in a WHSmith in a hospital is a revolutionary incitement!
Is this what I think this is?
October 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Is this what I think this is?
Which of these is more likely to be a front for folk up to no good?
October 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Which of these is more likely to be a front for folk up to no good?
