norman
@normayo.bsky.social
i’m leeroy jones aka norman mayonnaise
21 queer
21 queer
i tried to get a picture
January 21, 2026 at 8:38 PM
i tried to get a picture
i wish i could find the instructional video they show you on how to make the pizza roll at double kwik because my god
it was like it had footage of someone making it and then a little graphic with some scrolling text saying put 16 pepperonis on it. ok cool 16 pepperonis got it
it was like it had footage of someone making it and then a little graphic with some scrolling text saying put 16 pepperonis on it. ok cool 16 pepperonis got it
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
i wish i could find the instructional video they show you on how to make the pizza roll at double kwik because my god
it was like it had footage of someone making it and then a little graphic with some scrolling text saying put 16 pepperonis on it. ok cool 16 pepperonis got it
it was like it had footage of someone making it and then a little graphic with some scrolling text saying put 16 pepperonis on it. ok cool 16 pepperonis got it
if i had this plant i’d put it in a pot like this
October 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
if i had this plant i’d put it in a pot like this
these are old pics but i’m just wondering, are these two plants the same species? the pink flowers are malope trifida and the white ones are lavatera trimestris right? they’re two mallow-like plants listed on the seed packets i think these came from but y’know. never can tell. will anyone see this
September 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
these are old pics but i’m just wondering, are these two plants the same species? the pink flowers are malope trifida and the white ones are lavatera trimestris right? they’re two mallow-like plants listed on the seed packets i think these came from but y’know. never can tell. will anyone see this
wtf get him back in touch with kenny all he had to say was “why don’t you just fuckin leave him??” and satan did this
August 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
wtf get him back in touch with kenny all he had to say was “why don’t you just fuckin leave him??” and satan did this
why even live in a dark mysterious region full of cryptids when yall leave comments like this that will probably continue to haunt me for the rest of my days. fuck ghost stories this will have me tossing and turning in bed tonight
August 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
why even live in a dark mysterious region full of cryptids when yall leave comments like this that will probably continue to haunt me for the rest of my days. fuck ghost stories this will have me tossing and turning in bed tonight
what the fuck am i looking at
July 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
what the fuck am i looking at
here’s this too i like pink plants
July 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
here’s this too i like pink plants
does anyone know what’s going on with this pokeweed??? i mean it’s really really pretty but i wondered if it was sun stress or a mosaic virus or something
July 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
does anyone know what’s going on with this pokeweed??? i mean it’s really really pretty but i wondered if it was sun stress or a mosaic virus or something
smoking crack again i see
July 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
smoking crack again i see
we didn’t know if this was some kind of lipstick plant or a goldfish plant
once the bloom opened we still didn’t know
once the bloom opened we still didn’t know
July 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
we didn’t know if this was some kind of lipstick plant or a goldfish plant
once the bloom opened we still didn’t know
once the bloom opened we still didn’t know
…yeah i really don’t know what to make of it and technically i picked it out (if you were holding an actual train wreck in your hands how easily would you put it down)
July 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
…yeah i really don’t know what to make of it and technically i picked it out (if you were holding an actual train wreck in your hands how easily would you put it down)
are we getting ashanti alerts now? hopefully they find her safe and sound
June 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
are we getting ashanti alerts now? hopefully they find her safe and sound
wtf i didn’t realize sourgrass did this
i pinched one of these seed pods and it kinda felt like it buzzed between my fingers, it freaked me out
i pinched one of these seed pods and it kinda felt like it buzzed between my fingers, it freaked me out
June 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
wtf i didn’t realize sourgrass did this
i pinched one of these seed pods and it kinda felt like it buzzed between my fingers, it freaked me out
i pinched one of these seed pods and it kinda felt like it buzzed between my fingers, it freaked me out
“the pride flag is like the modern day jolly roger” ok then this is me
February 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“the pride flag is like the modern day jolly roger” ok then this is me
evil plant that could kill you
July 18, 2024 at 11:15 PM
evil plant that could kill you
i saved these tomato plants from the lawnmower and now they’re making tommy toes to celebrate their continued life
July 18, 2024 at 11:05 PM
i saved these tomato plants from the lawnmower and now they’re making tommy toes to celebrate their continued life
my mom playing bird noises for her houseplants
May 17, 2024 at 12:13 PM
my mom playing bird noises for her houseplants
