norman
@normayo.bsky.social
i’m leeroy jones aka norman mayonnaise
21 queer
21 queer
if i had this plant i’d put it in a pot like this
October 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
if i had this plant i’d put it in a pot like this
“children are not women” is a simple biological fact that for some reason really upsets the “biological reality” crowd
October 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
“children are not women” is a simple biological fact that for some reason really upsets the “biological reality” crowd
it’s ironic how after pressuring social media platforms to stop censoring people only now are they blaming violence on rhetoric and trying to silence inflammatory speech
September 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
it’s ironic how after pressuring social media platforms to stop censoring people only now are they blaming violence on rhetoric and trying to silence inflammatory speech
one thing i’ve noticed is quite a few christians saying “how is life supposed to come from non-life” or whatever
i kid you not when i first saw this i actually didn’t realize it was apologetics, i thought “well this isn’t a very convincing argument against creationism”
i kid you not when i first saw this i actually didn’t realize it was apologetics, i thought “well this isn’t a very convincing argument against creationism”
September 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
one thing i’ve noticed is quite a few christians saying “how is life supposed to come from non-life” or whatever
i kid you not when i first saw this i actually didn’t realize it was apologetics, i thought “well this isn’t a very convincing argument against creationism”
i kid you not when i first saw this i actually didn’t realize it was apologetics, i thought “well this isn’t a very convincing argument against creationism”
these are old pics but i’m just wondering, are these two plants the same species? the pink flowers are malope trifida and the white ones are lavatera trimestris right? they’re two mallow-like plants listed on the seed packets i think these came from but y’know. never can tell. will anyone see this
September 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
these are old pics but i’m just wondering, are these two plants the same species? the pink flowers are malope trifida and the white ones are lavatera trimestris right? they’re two mallow-like plants listed on the seed packets i think these came from but y’know. never can tell. will anyone see this
even if a trans person could hypothetically transition every part of their body down to the last chromosome, i guarantee you the “gender critical” or biological essentialist crowd still wouldn’t respect their identity
August 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
even if a trans person could hypothetically transition every part of their body down to the last chromosome, i guarantee you the “gender critical” or biological essentialist crowd still wouldn’t respect their identity
why even live in a dark mysterious region full of cryptids when yall leave comments like this that will probably continue to haunt me for the rest of my days. fuck ghost stories this will have me tossing and turning in bed tonight
August 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
why even live in a dark mysterious region full of cryptids when yall leave comments like this that will probably continue to haunt me for the rest of my days. fuck ghost stories this will have me tossing and turning in bed tonight
Reposted by norman
March 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
NOO the like threaded part of the winding key on my otagiri music box just fucking crumbled i might’ve wound it too hard i’m devastated
mom’s got it back on but the metal seems so soft it’s already cracked in multiple places aauuugh
it’s a cute little clown and it plays hi lili hi lo
mom’s got it back on but the metal seems so soft it’s already cracked in multiple places aauuugh
it’s a cute little clown and it plays hi lili hi lo
July 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
NOO the like threaded part of the winding key on my otagiri music box just fucking crumbled i might’ve wound it too hard i’m devastated
mom’s got it back on but the metal seems so soft it’s already cracked in multiple places aauuugh
it’s a cute little clown and it plays hi lili hi lo
mom’s got it back on but the metal seems so soft it’s already cracked in multiple places aauuugh
it’s a cute little clown and it plays hi lili hi lo
what the fuck am i looking at
July 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
what the fuck am i looking at
does anyone know what’s going on with this pokeweed??? i mean it’s really really pretty but i wondered if it was sun stress or a mosaic virus or something
July 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
does anyone know what’s going on with this pokeweed??? i mean it’s really really pretty but i wondered if it was sun stress or a mosaic virus or something
when you’re like 8 and trying to find something to watch on this website your brother has been using called youtube and type in “meow” to find an interesting looking video with a few frankenstein cats in the thumbnail
July 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
when you’re like 8 and trying to find something to watch on this website your brother has been using called youtube and type in “meow” to find an interesting looking video with a few frankenstein cats in the thumbnail
smoking crack again i see
July 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
smoking crack again i see
we didn’t know if this was some kind of lipstick plant or a goldfish plant
once the bloom opened we still didn’t know
once the bloom opened we still didn’t know
July 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
we didn’t know if this was some kind of lipstick plant or a goldfish plant
once the bloom opened we still didn’t know
once the bloom opened we still didn’t know
we don’t need more houseplants but my grandma has someone sending her a shit ton of cuttings, she’s given most of them to us and some of them are nice and they’re new and interesting so…
standing around potting up plants has me in rough shape
standing around potting up plants has me in rough shape
July 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
we don’t need more houseplants but my grandma has someone sending her a shit ton of cuttings, she’s given most of them to us and some of them are nice and they’re new and interesting so…
standing around potting up plants has me in rough shape
standing around potting up plants has me in rough shape
if you’re getting all excited about latinos (majority christian) getting eaten by wild animals you might actually have something in common with nero who threw christians to lions
and who was actually the beast of the bible literally 666
and who was actually the beast of the bible literally 666
July 3, 2025 at 6:35 AM
if you’re getting all excited about latinos (majority christian) getting eaten by wild animals you might actually have something in common with nero who threw christians to lions
and who was actually the beast of the bible literally 666
and who was actually the beast of the bible literally 666
…yeah i really don’t know what to make of it and technically i picked it out (if you were holding an actual train wreck in your hands how easily would you put it down)
July 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
…yeah i really don’t know what to make of it and technically i picked it out (if you were holding an actual train wreck in your hands how easily would you put it down)
are we getting ashanti alerts now? hopefully they find her safe and sound
June 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
are we getting ashanti alerts now? hopefully they find her safe and sound
wtf i didn’t realize sourgrass did this
i pinched one of these seed pods and it kinda felt like it buzzed between my fingers, it freaked me out
i pinched one of these seed pods and it kinda felt like it buzzed between my fingers, it freaked me out
June 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
wtf i didn’t realize sourgrass did this
i pinched one of these seed pods and it kinda felt like it buzzed between my fingers, it freaked me out
i pinched one of these seed pods and it kinda felt like it buzzed between my fingers, it freaked me out
when do we ever look back on bloody harlan or blair mountain and say they shouldn’t have ever unionized
how can we look at this and say they shouldn’t have come here illegally
hillbillies have had law enforcement weaponized against us as well all of this should make your skin crawl
how can we look at this and say they shouldn’t have come here illegally
hillbillies have had law enforcement weaponized against us as well all of this should make your skin crawl
June 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
when do we ever look back on bloody harlan or blair mountain and say they shouldn’t have ever unionized
how can we look at this and say they shouldn’t have come here illegally
hillbillies have had law enforcement weaponized against us as well all of this should make your skin crawl
how can we look at this and say they shouldn’t have come here illegally
hillbillies have had law enforcement weaponized against us as well all of this should make your skin crawl
defying the feelsbait that is the chosen by intermittently calling the characters “oily josh and the greasy boys” in my head
June 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
defying the feelsbait that is the chosen by intermittently calling the characters “oily josh and the greasy boys” in my head
having an easier path to acceptance with “i’m black and i grew up in a poor, mostly black suburb of atlanta and my whole family lives under the poverty line” in a college application is a violation of the fourteenth amendment
June 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
having an easier path to acceptance with “i’m black and i grew up in a poor, mostly black suburb of atlanta and my whole family lives under the poverty line” in a college application is a violation of the fourteenth amendment