Vanessa Smith
@normalness.bsky.social
We're all normal to ourselves. I write. I hate hustle. I love shiny objects. Can't even influence an ant. Anthropology & sociology graduate. Author of books. Spoonie. And much more.
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What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion explores the inane thoughts of a person who has actual time off for the first time in a long time.
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November 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion explores the inane thoughts of a person who has actual time off for the first time in a long time.
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I bought a $3 friend.
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I bought a $3 friend.
The Secret Ingredient Of
If you take either Instagram or Celebrity Chefs seriously, you'll hate The Secret Ingredient Of. Go ahead, tell me what I got wrong :)
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If you take either Instagram or Celebrity Chefs seriously, you'll hate The Secret Ingredient Of. Go ahead, tell me what I got wrong :)
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November 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The Secret Ingredient Of
If you take either Instagram or Celebrity Chefs seriously, you'll hate The Secret Ingredient Of. Go ahead, tell me what I got wrong :)
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If you take either Instagram or Celebrity Chefs seriously, you'll hate The Secret Ingredient Of. Go ahead, tell me what I got wrong :)
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Sharing a post from earlier this month.
The state will take care of that!
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The state will take care of that!
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October 21, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Sharing a post from earlier this month.
The state will take care of that!
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The state will take care of that!
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What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion explores the inane thoughts of a person who has actual time off for the first time in a very long time.
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October 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion explores the inane thoughts of a person who has actual time off for the first time in a very long time.
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The Secret Ingredient Of
If you take either Instagram or Celebrity Chefs seriously, you'll hate The Secret Ingredient Of. So please buy it!
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If you take either Instagram or Celebrity Chefs seriously, you'll hate The Secret Ingredient Of. So please buy it!
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October 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The Secret Ingredient Of
If you take either Instagram or Celebrity Chefs seriously, you'll hate The Secret Ingredient Of. So please buy it!
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If you take either Instagram or Celebrity Chefs seriously, you'll hate The Secret Ingredient Of. So please buy it!
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It's where it will end up so it's kind of like soothing the banana bread as it heads for inevitable death.
What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion
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October 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It's where it will end up so it's kind of like soothing the banana bread as it heads for inevitable death.
What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion
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What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion
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The Secret Ingredient Of
If you take either Instagram or Celebrity Chefs seriously, you'll hate The Secret Ingredient Of.
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If you take either Instagram or Celebrity Chefs seriously, you'll hate The Secret Ingredient Of.
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September 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The Secret Ingredient Of
If you take either Instagram or Celebrity Chefs seriously, you'll hate The Secret Ingredient Of.
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If you take either Instagram or Celebrity Chefs seriously, you'll hate The Secret Ingredient Of.
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At least I can mildly respect Ikea's fucking hellhole of a maze being designed to trap you to buy things - I like my evil obvious and on the surface
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September 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
At least I can mildly respect Ikea's fucking hellhole of a maze being designed to trap you to buy things - I like my evil obvious and on the surface
What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion
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What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion
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Recruiters are so bad at their jobs. Last time I looked for work their sheer incompetent (and outright verbal abuse sometimes) cost me so much permanent baseline slide.
It’s part of why I wrote this post:
What if I don’t want to work anymore?
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It’s part of why I wrote this post:
What if I don’t want to work anymore?
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September 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Recruiters are so bad at their jobs. Last time I looked for work their sheer incompetent (and outright verbal abuse sometimes) cost me so much permanent baseline slide.
It’s part of why I wrote this post:
What if I don’t want to work anymore?
normalness.com/2024/03/06/w...
It’s part of why I wrote this post:
What if I don’t want to work anymore?
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The end result is remarkably similar, even when you take into account the language barriers between humans and velociraptors.
The Secret Ingredient Of
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September 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The end result is remarkably similar, even when you take into account the language barriers between humans and velociraptors.
The Secret Ingredient Of
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The Secret Ingredient Of
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September 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Fuck Should.
It's for when you'll find naysayers coming out of the woodwork like a vegemite and butter worm through the cracker holes #FuckShould
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It's for when you'll find naysayers coming out of the woodwork like a vegemite and butter worm through the cracker holes #FuckShould
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September 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Fuck Should.
It's for when you'll find naysayers coming out of the woodwork like a vegemite and butter worm through the cracker holes #FuckShould
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It's for when you'll find naysayers coming out of the woodwork like a vegemite and butter worm through the cracker holes #FuckShould
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@rebellionista.bsky.social oh you’ll like this one… my “front porch please” grocery delivery the other day … I apparently have a nice invisible porch!
September 4, 2025 at 8:32 AM
@rebellionista.bsky.social oh you’ll like this one… my “front porch please” grocery delivery the other day … I apparently have a nice invisible porch!
What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion explores the random thoughts of a person who has actual time off for the first time in a very long time.
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August 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion explores the random thoughts of a person who has actual time off for the first time in a very long time.
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August 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Fuck Should.
It's when you'll find naysayers coming out of the woodwork like a vegemite and butter worm through the cracker holes
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It's when you'll find naysayers coming out of the woodwork like a vegemite and butter worm through the cracker holes
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August 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Fuck Should.
It's when you'll find naysayers coming out of the woodwork like a vegemite and butter worm through the cracker holes
payhip.com/b/pVUmF
It's when you'll find naysayers coming out of the woodwork like a vegemite and butter worm through the cracker holes
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My emotional support notepads arrived!
Sushi, purple flowers, and two abstract patterns.
Sushi one was only $1. Highly recommend emotional support notebooks.
Sushi, purple flowers, and two abstract patterns.
Sushi one was only $1. Highly recommend emotional support notebooks.
August 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
My emotional support notepads arrived!
Sushi, purple flowers, and two abstract patterns.
Sushi one was only $1. Highly recommend emotional support notebooks.
Sushi, purple flowers, and two abstract patterns.
Sushi one was only $1. Highly recommend emotional support notebooks.
What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion explores the random thoughts of a person who has actual time off for the first time in a long time.
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August 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion explores the random thoughts of a person who has actual time off for the first time in a long time.
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If you can't put parts of your vanquished enemies in a recipe, what is the point in being a celebrity chef?
The Secret Ingredient Of
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The Secret Ingredient Of
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August 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If you can't put parts of your vanquished enemies in a recipe, what is the point in being a celebrity chef?
The Secret Ingredient Of
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The Secret Ingredient Of
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July 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion explores the inane thoughts of a person who has actual time off for the first time in a long time.
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July 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion explores the inane thoughts of a person who has actual time off for the first time in a long time.
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Whoops. I realised my latest book contains an endorsement of vomiting on people you don't like. Good thing I have a disclaimer not to take advice from the book.
The Secret Ingredient Of
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The Secret Ingredient Of
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July 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Whoops. I realised my latest book contains an endorsement of vomiting on people you don't like. Good thing I have a disclaimer not to take advice from the book.
The Secret Ingredient Of
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The Secret Ingredient Of
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What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion explores the inane thoughts of a person who has actual time off for the first time in a very long time.
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June 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
What I Did On My Summer Poorcaytion explores the inane thoughts of a person who has actual time off for the first time in a very long time.
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