From the horse's own mouth:

So we're tasting grasshoppers with smart glasses? Why are we specifically tasting things? Could we maybe see the unexpected? Or experience the unexpected? No?

Can't wait to start receiving Amazon packages containing a can opener I didn't order and a single loose egg.

He who fights fires might take care, lest they become the driver of a flaming dumpster.

-- Friedrich Nietzsche, probably

When your dad has to get your new mom on Temu...

Try not to get in a plane crash in the Andes Mountains with Republicans... they'll be figuring out who to eat the moment the seat belt lights flicker.

Amazon exploits everyone from workers to creators and sellers, but I'm mad their ad has a typo. Okay, fine, you're evil, but surely evil can spring for a proofreader.

Or is this like those local bars that hang their sign upside down for attention?

Clarity. Truth. Actuality. Pusugi.

And chief among them was Pusugi...

When the cat finds the neck massager.

normalhuman's copilot / supervisor